Don't lick me
DON'T LICK ME
I SAID DON'T LICK ME!
You can't eat my lotion!!

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Don't lick me
DON'T LICK ME
I SAID DON'T LICK ME!
You can't eat my lotion!!
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
i want this man in my inventory
Allow me to add him to my party. I wish to be able to take him with me everywhere.
Reasons why computer problems seem to mysteriously vanish as soon as a technician shows up:
You were spacing out and skipping a step somewhere without realising it, and you can’t reproduce it when you try to demonstrate it because now you’re paying attention to what you’re doing
It’s an intermittent electrical connection fault that’s being aggravated by movement/vibrations in your desk; you need to check your cables
The act of explaining the problem to someone caused you to figure out what you were doing wrong
The real cause of the problem was somewhere upstream of your terminal device – for example, at the network service provider – and it got fixed at the source while you were waiting
Your computer is in a location with poor airflow and is overheating; waiting for the technician to arrive gave it a chance to cool off
Despite all appearances to the contrary, modern computers actually have very good fault recovery, and most minor problems will sort themselves out on their own if you give it a minute
Magic
the computer doesn’t respect you. next time, try firm eye contact to establish dominance.
Tech support people exude an (imperceptible to humans) pheremone that only computers can sense which clearly relays the idea "I can always disassemble or reformat the computer if I can't identify the problem"
I don't know why you're running from your meds! You hate being off your meds! You have to come down eventually!!
Are you EATING my LOOFA??
while kissing my cat's little head: you're a problem *smooch* you're a terror *smooch* you're a menace to society *smooch smooch smooch*
Some you may not know that my dog Ollie, his parents are my mom dogs. So when I take him to *my* mom’s house, he’s also going to *his* mom’s house.
This week my mom is dog sitting for a family friend who adopted two of Ollie’s siblings from other litters, so Ollie got to meet an older brother and sister!
Look at this sausage party
WHY IS THERE PISS IN MY SINK?
It would be super funny to start American Revolution 2: Fuck These Rich Dudes on the Ides of March.
Idk, like, as a meme.
It would also be hilarious for Trump and his inner circle to get killed by a Temu drone carrying a brick of C4 in a McDonald's Parking Lot.
It would be super funny to start American Revolution 2: Fuck These Rich Dudes on the Ides of March.
Idk, like, as a meme.
It would also be hilarious for Trump and his inner circle to get killed by a Temu drone carrying a brick of C4 in a McDonald's Parking Lot.
It would be super funny to start American Revolution 2: Fuck These Rich Dudes on the Ides of March.
Idk, like, as a meme.
It would also be hilarious for Trump and his inner circle to get killed by a Temu drone carrying a brick of C4 in a McDonald's Parking Lot.
Srop trying to climb into my mouth. SIR.
I need to breathe!
Forgive me, but I'm new to Tumblr and thus am a bit "slow" when it comes to how things work.
I saw in your bio (status? Description? Whatever you call the thing on a profile) that you help when something something, so I figured you were a good place to start!
How does this platform work, exactly? I get that there are the posts on the front page and the questionnaire you fill when you make an account, but aside from that, they kind of drop you in without a map XD
What's with the #'s, why is everyone so forcibly autistic and gay (no problem, just a bit confusing as an outside observer), where do I go to get where I want to?
Sorry if this seems scatterbrained as a question, but I am bloody lost XD
Tyvm,
Dragon.
First of all, welcome! Of course I am happy to help!
Second of all, Tumblr is kind of the gay and neurodivergent website. Asking why we are this way is kind of like going to a food blog and asking why there are so many recipes. It's just sort of the place we've chosen to gather amongst friends.
As for how the site works... well, most days it doesn't, but through the power of will you can make it do stuff.
So if you look at the top bar of the site (or if you're on mobile, the bottom corner with the little pencil in a colorful circle), you'll see you can make several different kinds of posts. MOST posts on this site are going to be text or photos, very few posts will be anything else, but it happens. You can make your own posts ("posting") or you can use the circular arrows button to reblog someone else's post ("reblogging"). Reblogging a post places a copy of a post on your blog for others to see, and is highly encouraged as the main form of community. Reblogging maintains connection to the original poster, who retains credit and can see where the post goes and who likes it. This is good!! There is another form of post that is BAD, and that is taking the content of someone else's post, making a new post, and posting it as a fresh post- this is called reposting, and it WILL get you blocked by... pretty much everyone as it's widely considered stealing. Reblogging (using the arrows button) is GOOD, stealing someone's stuff and making a new post is BAD.
The #'s are called tags, and they are NOT like tags on instagram or twitter (at least, not ONLY). On tumblr, the first few tags in any original post are used as a way for the site to file posts you MAKE into "the tag" (singular) which is what comes up when you use the search function. So, if you tag something "Birds" and then you go search "birds" you post should show up in that tag's feed. HOWEVER. Since this ONLY happens for original posts, and you can add tags when you reblog stuff, tags on reblogged posts are just for talking in ways that aren't designed to follow the post. People use the "the tags" (plural) to talk to their followers, to talk to OP, to add clarification, to answer other tags in the notes of posts, etc, and they use it as a filing system for their own blogs (if you search ON THEIR BLOG only, you can search the words they normally use for tags to find stuff, and this works for reblogs too. it actually doesn't WORK work, you'd be better off using google to find stuff on people's blogs. tumblr is a functional website). So if you MAKE post, your post gets seen in The Tag of each tag you add for the site's general search function, and if you REBLOG a post the tags only matter to your blog's search function (and whoever is following you or reading the notes). If you want, you can reply in the body of a reblog post, but what you reply will follow the post around if someone reblogs it from you. Most people try to keep that form of post addition to relevant info. Tags are kind of like using your indoor voice to talk to a little group of friends, vs adding to a post in the body which is like having a megaphone.
You get to "the notes" by clicking on the number in the bottom left of any given post. You can see replies, tags and comments, and likes, on different tabs. "Liking" a post does not feed an algorithm here; this is a place which scorns algorithms. We spread things by hand, by reblogging them.
If you want to find creative work here, you can search the site for tags that might interest you. If you like birds, for example, you might search the site for "birds" or "bird" or "feathers" or "peacock" or "bluejay" or whatever birds you want to see. You have the choice to follow a tag (not recommended, as anyone can post spam to tags) or to scroll through the tag and click on the usernames of people posting things you like. Scroll through their blogs a little ways (10-20 posts) to see if you like their general vibe/whatever they're posting, and if you do like it, follow them! Following another user will then place them on your dashboard (the little house icon at the top or bottom takes you to your dashboard, or dash). Your dash amalgamates all the people you follow into a feed that you can scroll, kind of like following reddit forums (maybe?? I don't really use reddit so don't quote me).
You can scroll your dash to see posts you like (typical) or if you have the fortitude, you can become a tag diver. Tag divers are time honored and respected members of the tumblr ecosystem. These are folks who go into the main tag (for example, search the site for "birds" and scroll it) and look for good posts to reblog/queue. People then follow tag divers to see just the good posts from The Tag, without the spam or off topic or whatever stuff.
There are other sections of the site, like "for you" but idk what they do. Hardly anyone that's been here long term uses that. It's the closest to an algorithm as you'll get on the site, and we're very anti algorithm.
I mentioned a "queue" and that's another vital part of tumblr, and something unique to tumblr that makes it very special. You have the ability to either post instantly, OR.... you can add a post to your queue. The queue collects posts you put into it, and spits them out at regular intervals throughout the day, according to the preferences you set. So, mine is set to post I think 3 times a day. I've had it set as high as 20 times a day before, but it's usually at 3-5 depending on how many posts are in it. You can queue up to 1000 posts at a time. If your queue is full, you can add posts to your "drafts" section to queue or post later (or just post them). There's a post limit per day (I think it's 300? I could be wrong), so you can only make 300 posts a day. You may or may not ever hit that, but it exists.
If you want to view your notifications, you can find them in the lightning bolt on the webpage, or the little chat bubble on the app. You can filter activity, which is a great tool.
I think that's mostly the basics, although I am sure people will add more info in reblogs. You can find their added info by clicking on the "notes" in the bottom left of this post and then clicking on their reblog title. You can try doing a reblog by reblogging this to respond!
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Yeah I dont think that's why the majority of people are 0. I think a culture of stigmatized mental illness, without access to universal healthcare including mental health care means that mentally ill poor people often are unable to recognize their own mental illness and even if they do and can afford an appointment with a prescribing doctor, they may have a hard time consistently affording medication/appointments with that prescriber.
Speaking from experience. If I let my insurance lapse or my bill at the shrink to accumulate for any length of time the 6 meds I take drop down to 2 or 3 that I can get OTC and my mental health deteriorates super fast.
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Where is 6? 🤣 I take SIX ah-ah-ah