FIGHT ME HELEN

sponsored by continuous high pitched shrieking

[herrrobert]

This weeks reason to go the movies: #BOOKSMART (meanwhile I’m longing for pancakes)

[shiftythrifting]

These weird half sneaker half heels found at a Goodwill in Groton, CT

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

I remember seeing a different post pointing out that Native Americans are basically already living a post-apocalyptic world.

[moniquill]

The apocalypse happened here in 1620.

[bimenace]

There’s a really well done graphic novel anthology by Indigenous Canadian writers and artists that is based off this concept.

[robertmaklowiczstanblog-deactiv]

literally tho black sails just ruins you for every other kind of entertainment. like it was just like "the core idea driving our main brooding male hero is his undying romantic love for another man and his refusal to be treated like a monster for his gayness" and i was like [screams]

[scoutsmoocrew]

interesting how when ppl mention they tricked ppl into eating v*gan food under the assumption it was normal food people are fine with it/happy but if you trick a v*gan into eating meat you’re a terrible person and it starts WW3

[such-justice-wow]

Both are awful, don't fuck with people's diets.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

Honestly “tricking” a regular person into eating a vegan meal isn’t even tricking, it’s food, regular people don’t give a shit whether it has meat in it or not.

[scoutsmoocrew]

if you tell someone it’s meat but it’s actually a soy-based meat alternative it’s tricking. You better hope they don’t have a soy allergy 🙄

[l0dge49]

yeah i gotta chime in: i’m super allergic to multiple common vegan alternatives in recipes, like coconuts and bananas, so. yeah. i do care if it’s a vegan alternative because I Don’t Know What’s In That. if you serve me, hell, let’s say brownies, i’ll assume that they’re just regular everyday brownies.

and then you tell me they’re vegan and were made with bananas, and i’ve already figured that out because my throat is swelling and i feel like vomiting. and as the op said: some of the most common allergies are to soy and nuts. what if you ‘trick’ someone into eating tofu and it turns out they have an extreme soy allergy?  

the issue has not at all been ‘people want animal products in their food’, the issue was clearly stated to be ‘don’t trick people into eating things they professed to not like, because it can put them in the goddamn hospital’.

[computationalcalculator]

The most common vegan substitutes (nuts, wheat, and soy) are also FDA-identified Most Common Allergens

[strangersontheinternet]

also you should even be mindful as to whether someone just doesn’t like a food, because a) rude, why would you make someone eat something they find unpleasant and b) if you don’t like something you’ll probably actively avoid it, and people can develop intolerances to certain foods just by not eating them for a long time

[dankmemeuniversity]

[strangersontheinternet]

misread this as "maybe i want to be a man" and its the same emotion

[strangersontheinternet]

oh wow i post on this blog so infrequently my icon color must have been out of date for literal years and i didnt notice

[strangersontheinternet]

hmm

[strangersontheinternet]

just saw a post with the word “herbo”. as in. the female version of himbo. this is the cursed timeline

[hirokazukoreeda]

Florence Pugh in Midsommar (2019), dir. Ari Aster.

[stevienick]

Zoë Kravitz stays winning ✨

[midnightcherry-crime-radio]

Ah yes, Too urban to play a character who has only ever lived in an alternate world New York City and whose main attribute is to be able to jump across twelve story rooftops while robbing the rich

[keepingtimetimetime]

What the fuck does too urban even mean

[strangersontheinternet]

harold, they’re racists

[strangersontheinternet]

so mad about that one charmin commercial about picking up the baby bear's underwear. no the fuck your underwear isn't clean just because you wipe your ass good

[sexhaver]

any greentext story you see on 4chan about the poster being depressed and terrible and then turning their life around rings kinda hollow to me because like... they're still posting it on 4chan.... how much progress did they really make........

[sexhaver]

[strangersontheinternet]

Y

YOU CAN’T BE ANTI-ANTIFA

check your double negatives idiot!!! you’re just a fascist!!!!!

[kilowave]

When Anne has a will, Anne hathaway.

[janothar]

I think we need to add her to the immortal list.

[wombatking]

Confirmed. Likely a very modern one, due to her lack of period affectations. She’s just kicking this journey off and has plans for centuries. 

[janothar]

Counterpoint, from @if-i-am-not-for-me, she was married to Shakespeare.  She’s just pretty good at keeping up with things.

[hmslusitania]

Further counterpoint, 

She’s still married to Shakespeare

[scholarlypidgeot]

When Anne hath a Will, Anne Hathaway 

[strangersontheinternet]

yall know the reason famous women (and sometimes famous people in general) look like they havent aged is due to beauty standards, makeup & photoshop right? like women in the public eye are expected to look older/mature from a young age, and then youthful as long as possible, and with enough resources (and especially makeup teams when you're in movies) you can accomplish that pretty easily

[spontaneousmusicalnumber]

In The Road to El Dorado there is only really one inexplicable thing within the plot. Miguel and Tulio plausibly bluff their way through or slip out of most situations. However, I’d never figured out why the volcano actually stops erupting when Tulio commands it. 

The conclusion I finally came up with is that the actual gods were watching their big entrance go down, and thought “oh, this’ll be hilarious”

[sweetvantass]

theres a lot of evidence throughout the movie to say that the armadillo (whose name is bibo) is a god.

they first find him in the jungle, where an armadillo has no business being

they find the entrance to the city, while being followed by him

he is present when the volcano starts to erupt (previous concept art also showed him in the background actually stopping the eruption)

miguel and tulio sucked ass at the ball game, so they used Bibo as a ball. He ricocheted himself all over the place and defied physics to get into the hoop every time

they come up with the flood plan to stop cortez when bibo pushed a glass over in front of them

[famouslysleepy]

YOUR TELLING ME THEY USED GOD AS A BASKETBALL?

[strangersontheinternet]

if u pronounce aesthetic "astetic" you may be correct but u arent valid

[skzpride]

this is just a random side note about binders since that seems to be todays topic; pls dont wear your binder on an airplane!!! since your ribcage expands when you go up in altitude to compensate for the thinner air, your binder that may fit well normally might start to get too tight and you might not be able to breathe. do NOT i repeat do NOT wear a binder on an airplane. i know it sucks and can be very hard bc of dysphoria but would you rather be unbinded or suffocating?

- max

[romansleftshoulderpad]

Also binders can fuck with the TSA scan and get you pulled aside.

[tarantula-veins-deactivated2023]

ohmygod is THAT why i felt like i was gonna pass out on the plane

[katlouq]

IMPORTANT!

[immigrantphenomenon-deactivated]

For my trans followers, please stay safe babes

[churchyardgrim]

also- swimming. I’ve seen “swim binders” advertised and please know that no matter how safe the seller says it is, anything that compresses your torso is going to be hazardous when you’re swimming bc of the pressure of the water around you and the way wet fabric behaves. you ever try to take off wet jeans? yeah, that, but around your breathing organs.

[neurodivergent-crow]

Y'all I didn’t know that shit about airplanes!

[strangersontheinternet]

gc2b says you can go one size up from your normal size in their binders and swim safely so maybe that would work on planes as well?? haven’t tried it but my guess is a looser binder would be about the same compression level as a sports bra but maybe still give you better fat distribution