sab

[homet0wn]

Are you in love?

No I’m in bed

[onlytwitterpics]

[versatilememes]

your work/customer service voice is just vocal bottoming‬

[switchmemes]

how to delete other people’s posts

[versatilememes]

those who fear the truth are to be destroyed by it

[unfuckthereallife]

your teacher voice is your top voice

[strangerthingscast]

Finn Wolfhard for Disorder Magazine.

[slowspinningredemption]

not to start drama in the history fandom but some of yall out there have really bad opinions and also no critical thinking skills

[slowspinningredemption]

also while I’m here: historical figures aren’t your fandom faves. they’re real people who had profound and often terrible effects on other real people. you can’t apply fandom logic to them. you can’t fill in the blanks with no evidence other than you like the idea. you can’t vilify some of them while simultaneously stanning over “”misunderstood babies”” who committed equal atrocities. and perhaps most importantly of all, you can’t treat real history as “canon” and develop AUs where your fave is exactly how you want them to be with none of the nasty bits attached. that’s not how you read history. that’s how you get a painfully obvious bias which makes your conclusions and contributions useless.

[ina-gartens-weave]

it’s ok u can say hamilton

[slowspinningredemption]

full disclosure i was talking about the soviet union idk what’s going on in the hamilton sphere and i wanna keep it that way

[ina-gartens-weave]

you’re talking about what

[slowspinningredemption]

📢 THE SOVIET UNION

[bad1dimagines]

[slimetony]

Can’t remember what my personality is supposed to be like I wish I had written it down

[cockroach-queer]

Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then 

[fbi-agent-rose]

I just want to clarify that I am the biggest gay in this whole office and none of you thots even come close to being this gay. If you want the title of supreme gay you will have to pry it from my cold dead hands

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

I AM A BETTER GAY THAN YOU

[fbi-agent-rose]

HOW DARE YOU WE ALL KNOW IM THE BIGEEST GAY THERE IS YOU FAKE ASS THOT

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

no, i AM THE BETTER GAY

[fbi-agent-rose]

FALSEHOOD

THE ONLY THING YOU ARE IS A TWINK AND A THOT

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

*gasp*

AM NOTT!!!

[fbi-agent-rose]

T👏H👏O👏T

T👏W👏I👏N👏K

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

NoooooOOOOO!!!

[fbi-agent-rose]

ATTENTION EVERYONE

WE MUST EVACUATE THE OFFICE. THE THOT LEVELS ARE TOO HIGH DUE TO ALEX BEING THE BIGGEST HOE IN EXISTENCE AND TRYING TO CHALLENGE MY STATUS AS ULTIMATE GAY

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

You’re meannnnN!! :((

[fbi-agent-rose]

Don’t ever challenge my gayness ever again you thot

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

Whatever I’m still a better gay

[fbi-agent-rose]

Incorrect

[ali-that-fbi-gal-blog]

Correct 

[fbi-agent-rose]

You will have to pry the title of biggest gay from my hands (which are currently intertwined with my beautiful girlfriend whom I love more than life @fbi-agent-scarlette )

[fbi-researcher-scarlette]

“I love you too, Rose,” she says while internally screaming.

[fbi-agent-rose]

❤️❤️❤️❤️💖💖💖💖💖

[fbi-retired-captain-johnson]

YO BITCHES

ROSE, IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. WE’RE ALL THOTS HERE, DONT DENY IT. YOURE A THOT FOR SCARLETTE, ALEX IS A THOT FOR NICK, IM A THOT FOR JAY, ITS JUST HOW IT WORKS.

[chief-admin-tomas-mcdowell]

THOTS HUH?!?! YOUR THOT GAME IS WEAK AF!! GET ON MY LEVEL SKRUBS!!!

[fbi-retired-captain-johnson]

MC-SCUSE ME BITCH!?!?!?.! I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!! I AM THE BEST SUB YOUVE EVER SEEN!!!

[chief-admin-tomas-mcdowell]

BET!!! 😤😤

[fbi-retired-captain-johnson]

I WILL FUCKING BET

@glittery-fbi-agent TELL HIM HOW GOOD OF A SUB I AM AND HOW MUCH OF A GOOD LIL THOT I AM

[chief-admin-tomas-mcdowell]

Hhhhh @dustin-the-glorified-secretary!! Tell her how good I am!!

[probablyworkingwiththefbi]

I’m very confused and going to get more sweet tea.

[chief-admin-tomas-mcdowell]

Ahhh wait!! /follows after you and grabs your sleeve gently

[fbi-retired-captain-johnson]

oooo you’re gonna get in troubleeeee

[fbi-agent-rose]

y’all all need to calm the hell down

[fbi-retired-captain-johnson]

maybe you need to calm the hell up

[ask-fbi-kid-blog]

UH

[fbi-retired-captain-johnson]

child get off this post or you’ll be impure.

[thehauntedghost]

Holy hell this is amazing

[fbi-retired-captain-johnson]

we do try

[thehauntedghost]

Actually @rileylastname claimed to be the better gay .-.

[keepingaholdofthis]

Yeah I did get on my level plebs

[atavenhalen-deactivated20140223]

Does anyone know Dan and Phil’s address?

[danielhowell]

okay no offense but your stalking skills could do with a little more finesse

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

describe your aesthetic in four words go

[kinesthetiachomoromanticore-dea]

homeade bong im 11

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[acstiel]

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

[juststrokemyglabella]

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

[adweeb-deactivated20160228]

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

[chaariss]

i really hope my wish comes true

[champagnepug]

my last two wishes came true, one more couldn’t hurt

[pradest]

SO I WISHED FOR AN IMAC THE LAST TIME I DID THIS AND A WEEK LATER MY MOM SURPRISED ME WITH AN IMAC. HONESTLY SHE DIDNT EVEN KNOW I WANTED ONE, I DIDNT TELL ANYONE, IT WAS AN EARLY XMAS PRESENT. Wow this works

[tirednova]

whenever this is on my dash i always reblog it <3

[k444lista]

i wish someone would love me

[presentimental]

holy shit it worked i wished for 1k followers (lame lame ik) and the week after i got 1k followers.

[lilmiss-princess]

please please please 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[cherislife16]

🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[niamhfthemmings]

:)

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[rottenbutrecovering]

me: wow i really have my mental illness under control!

me, remembering i rarely have enough energy to bathe or brush my teeth: ah,

[sigmundandtheowyn]

[obviousplant]

Renamed paint colors.

[papiwise]

richie: “I’m scared of clowns”

pennywise from somewhere in the sewer: