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✦ 26 ✦ bi ✦ she/her ✦

[twinklecotton]

Time to sleep.🐑

[strangestarcollector]

anyone know where the second pose is from?

[sashazweig]

Agent 14:

[fromdusks]

he's annoying he's sexy he serves absolute cunt

[dogposts]

i was cheering for him...

[eternally-dentheaded]

[owenthetokencishet]

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

[hrjrjj]

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse identification: FurReal Friends "Smores"

[horsefigureoftheday]

#girl

[horsefigureoftheday]

So, fun fact about the skinned FurReal pony - I got the ID wrong, but only because Smores and Butterscotch's necks are semi-fixed in position, and I didn't think to google if the image I had of Butterscotch was mirrored.

The skinned horse IS Butterscotch, not Smores, but all of that's besides the point.

The reason I'm making this post is that y'all need to know that they skinned Butterscotch to turn her into a flamethrower

[haystarrs-deactivated20200728]

[peakingeveryday-deactivated2025]

[theboy-thebitch-thelegend]

[political-us]

[gorefudge]

[the-ria]

I've had this idea for a zine for the longest time and I finally made it! Inspired by and dedicated to all of my fellow fangirls* :')

As always, I'm sharing a high res pdf for standard A4-sized paper so you can print this zine yourself!

[shiddy-vintage-pots]

I come back to this zine so much it got cited in in one of my college group projects.

[cock]

tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute

[luftwaffel-deactivated20131125]

who did you have to kill to get that URL

[flashdrive-fucker]

this is the perfect post. an already fantastic opening line. but while youre distracted by that, the next guy fucking smacks you in the face with cock

[nyawave]

just like the gay bar

[cerealistlover]

BYE I KEEP RUNNING INTO OGS OF ICONIC POSTS WHAT IS HAPPENING

[readerofallsins]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame your turn

[beebundt]

meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow mew meow meow mew meow meow . ok?

[beebundt]

[kaijuno]

[triangleguy]

this post is so funny to me because this is absolutely a thing and was very popular at one point. people already did it 40 years ago and its called new romantic

[patrochilles-or-bust]

Can't believe Prince wasn't first picture tbh

[snapscube]

phhbthph

yuuuppp

[nudityandnerdery]

*in the voice of an untrustworthy royal advisor* I wouldn't wish to speculate, but one might almost wonder if this... algorithm conspires against you, my liege.

[sioltach]