hey losers

“Which is the whitest thing I’ve ever said in my life”

[ringo-obsession]

Turn your handwriting into a font

I discovered this by accident and I thought it was really funny and cute:

1. Download the template from MyScriptFont website

2. Write out the alphabet and numbers in your style, using a black marker (felt pen). This is mine:

3. Scan the template  4. Upload to the MyScriptFont website, name it, set the format and click “send file” 5. Download it to your computer and install

And check out my result!

[traumbelrum-deactivated20240801]

reblogging for writers that want to invent their own font. 

[goldenodd]

[panicattheforeheadsblog]

[i-am-a-fish]

If you’ve seen anything scary lately (like a horror movie that left you feeling spooked), this post will keep you safe so you can rest easy tonight!💛

[vanwizard]

i just gotta say.. from the bottom of my heart….

h a w y e e

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

Your personal blog was really not what I was expecting what the fuuuuuck what kinda theme is soft dom porn and space??

uhmm the best theme?

[pope-mayward]

y'know when you were a little kid and you did something you knew was bad and that you knew you would get in trouble for but you did it anyway? and then an adult (a parent, most likely, as it always was in my case) would catch you and they would tell you that you can’t do that. they’d ask “why’d you do that??” and you would just quietly and carefully answer “…i don’t know” even though you definitely fucking knew why you did it. you just didn’t want to actually say why you did it because you were afraid of the outcome.

yeah, well think about that, except with richie. after eddie died right there in his arms with his last words being “…you know i always…”, he jumped up, shouted, and kicked down a door. and when beverly asked “why’d you do that, richie??”, he answered “…i don’t know”. even though he definitely fucking knew well enough. he was just afraid of the outcome. afraid of actually realizing that maybe he kinda, sorta loved eddie. afraid because eddie just diED and he knew what eddie was trying to tell him but he just didn’t get enough time. afraid of having to come to terms with these things. afraid because he’s just a kid again, and he knew well enough why he did that, he just didn’t want to say it out loud. didn’t want to say it because he was afraid of the outcome- of the aftermath.

but idk, man…

[gone-cotta]

“I make lunch for Richie everday. One time, I made him a sandwich an jokingly kissed it, to show that it was ‘made with love’, but it kinda stuck. So every day from then on, I’d kiss the sandwich or whatever I made before I put it into a little baggie. Except when I’m mad at him. Then, I don’t make it with love. I don’t kiss it. Enjoy your lunch, jerkface. I hope it tastes like despair”

— Probably Eddie Kaspbrak at some point

[i-am-a-fish]

gays, lend me your strength

[equinox-autumn]

I shall give you my soul, and you will be the most powerful gay to ever gay.

[i-am-a-fish]

thank you so much.

lesbians, lend me your strength

[kandikarkat]

I give you my heart, so you can have the power of all the lesbians and be even more gay than before

[i-am-a-fish]

I am forever in your debt.

aces, lend me your strength

[andr0id-16]

I give you my essence, so that why you possess the power of gay as well as having not just one, but many aces of power up your sleeve.

[i-am-a-fish]

I owe you my life.

transgender and nonbinary folks, lend me your strength

[kingasgore-moved-deactivated201]

i give you my tiddies because i dont fuckign want them

[i-am-a-fish]

I could never thank you enough.

bi and pan peeps, lend me your strength

[asskylosaurus]

Gun

[i-am-a-fish]

I am eternally grateful.

now, all remaining LGBT+ members, please collectively lend me your strength

[doctor-basil-puntastic]

You have our combined strengths and powers. Ascend as a God for there can no longer be forces against us. We are billions as one.

[i-am-a-fish]

I truly thank you all, from the bottom of my heart thank you.

now,

[mmarkcohenn]

PSA

IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A DISNEY PRINCESS AND YOU ARE GOING SOMEWHERE WHERE THERE ARE GOING TO BE KIDS THAT WILL COME UP TO TALK TO YOU

YOU!!!! CAN!!!! NOT!!!! BE!!!! ANTI!!!! SOCIAL!!!! TO!!!! THEM!!!!

FOR REAL, I JUST WATCHED A VIDEO OF A GIRL DRESSING UP AS ANNA AND SHE WENT TO HER LOCAL MALL

SHE WENT INTO THE DISNEY STORE

WHEN A LITTLE GIRL CAME UP TO HER AND TRIED TO TALK TO HER

THE COSPLAYER WALKED AWAY 

AND LOOKED AT THE LITTLE GIRL LIKE SHE WAS NUTS

THAT IS HORRIBLE

I USED TO DRESS UP AS SNOW WHITE FOR CHARITY EVENTS WITH CHILDREN

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW AWKWARD IT WAS WHEN OUR ELSA DID NOT TALK TO CHILDREN

SHE WAS NOT INTERESTED IN TALKING OR BEING AROUND THE KIDS AND THAT MAKES THE KIDS UNCOMFORTABLE!!!

IF YOU ARE COSPLAYING A CHARACTER THAT IS POPULAR AMONG CHILDREN, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE NICE TO KIDS

TO THEM, THEY ARE ACTUALLY MEETING THIS CHARACTER THAT THEY LOVE OR KNOW

IT IS UP TO YOU TO NOT BE A DICK

[teenyfaeprince-blog]

You also gotta know that if you’re going somewhere where there will be children and you’re in a costume even slightly similar to a Disney character they will think you are that character. 

 My hair is dyed white and at last year’s Ren Fest I was dressed as a water nymph. So i was in all blue, with glittery blue heeled boots on. Personally, I would have never thought that I looked like Elsa. I had leggings on, not a dress. And no ice themed anything. But that didn’t stop the sweetest little princess from asking me if I was Elsa. 

 I’ll admit that I was thrown for a loop, since I thought I was a pretty convincing mermaid on land with my scale print leggings. But I’m not a dick so I quickly recovered and said I was her cousin. Kids are more than happy to accept that and she smiled then shyly ran back to her mom to tell her she met Elsa’s cousin. 

If you’re in a glittery costume of any sort, in a place where children will be, be prepared to be nice to them. Otherwise you’re just a jerk. No one likes jerks.

[xpuppetprincessx-deactivated201]

Don’t be a dick.

Seriously. If I go anywhere in ANY costume, no matter if I’m a princess, hero, or villain, I’m nice to the kids. They just wanna play!

[magical-girl-ilex]

I don’t even like kids, but one of the most rewarding cosplay moments I’ve had was interacting with littluns as Rose Quartz. Every kid got a hug if their parents said it was okay. Every kid got told that they were very special because they’re a human being. I’m looking forward to doing it again this year, because giving a kid a moment of genuine magic really is something else. It doesn’t hurt you to smile at a child.

[rampant-noodle]

When I cosplay Pearl I have precious little ones come up to me and you better bet I goof with them about how gross eating is or how loud amethyst is (and pretend to get a sooooo offended when they say someone else is their favorite gem)

You are making magic real for those kids in that moment and if you aren’t prepared for that, maybe think twice before cosplaying that character. I had a child completely frozen in disbelief and joy over seeing me, a character from a show they love, that’s power you have to wield responsibly.

[nooby-banana]

It’s not just with popular lady characters. My best little-kid-cosplay-moment was when I was cosplaying Thor (not lady Thor from the comics, my own version of genderbent MCU Thor). I was walking through the dealer’s hall and suddenly saw a gaggle of Tiny Avengers in those Walmart costumes barrelling towards me. They crowded me in excitement and asked where Loki was because they wanted to find him and beat him up (I told them to give him an extra punch from me when they found him), then all six tried to crawl into my lap when I said yes to a photo. Cutest thing ever. BE NICE TO KIDS WHEN YOU’RE IN COSTUME.

[fallnangelstandingby-blog]

//If you’re going to be cosplaying -any- character that children will recognize, BE NICE TO KIDS!!  To them, you -are- that character. And you have no right, what so ever, to destroy the illusion of what, to them, is a magical moment.

When I cosplay Batman, to little kids, I am Batman. And it is such an amazing experience to have kids run up to me and want a hug, and tell me about how when they grow up they want to fight bad guys too. I can’t fathom someone being so rude as to ignore them.

I have a friend who cosplays Han Solo, and a little girl was so excited to see him that when he knelt down to talk to her, she hugged onto him and didn’t want to let go for ten minutes.

Also, remember IF THERE IS A LOST CHILD AT A CONVENTION, AND YOU ARE COSPLAYING A PRINCESS OR A SUPER HERO, THE CHILD WILL GO TO YOU FOR HELP LONG BEFORE THEY THINK TO APPROACH A SECURITY OFFICER!!!  You have a duty to help that child! Help them calm down, escort them to the nearest safe zone, and inform a security officer that the child has misplaced their parents/guardians. -Never- use the term ‘lost child’ in front of the kid, it’s the parents who wandered off and got lost, not the child.

[shitposts-n-shenanigans]

Read this, then read it again.

[fireyalex]

this is why, no matter who I cosplay, I’m in character to everyone I’ll meet, whether they’re adults, kids, or teens like me. super important, honestly

[prismatic-bell]

Also:

If for whatever reason you really suddenly can’t handle a child–let’s say you’re autistic and things have been going well so far, but you’re approaching overload and you need to get somewhere quiet fast–you can let them down gently by doing it in character.

“I’m so happy to see you! But unfortunately I’ve just had news my kingdom needs me very badly, and I have to go back to Arendelle as quickly as possible. Have more fun here for me, okay?”

This is how Disney parks handle it when an on-duty princess has to be relocated quickly for whatever reason–security will approach the princess and say something like “Princess! There’s trouble at the palace, you need to come right away!” It keeps the kids in the moment without forcing the princess to stay on the floor for an indeterminate length of time.

The villain/antihero equivalent of this, by the way, is to put the child in league with the hero. “Look at you. So … . human. So happy. I don’t deal with humans anymore. Not since those horrible Pines children!” And then cringe away–don’t stalk or stomp. (Characters like Snape can still glide or swoop. You just want to look menacing without looking threatening.)

[divineandmajesticinone]

“not all men”

you’re right police chief jim hopper would never treat me this way

[mikeshanlon]

idk why i made this but here’s the fight scene set to determinate from lemonade mouth

[thecabinsixwitch]

THE BUILD THAT HAPPENS WHEN RICHIE’S GOING THROUGH HIS “PUNCHED ME IN THE FACE” SPEECH AND THEN IT EXPLODES WHEN HE HITS PENNYWISE

THE ARTISTRY

[carter-you-dick-deactivated2018]

i cant be stopped

[coffeekaspbrak]

Mike Hanlon is the type of person who thanks Siri after she answers his question

[kaimaidog]

It smells like it’s gonna be a really gay day today

[jdgsupportgroup]

i’d just like to yell:

STOP BEING SO FUCKING HATEFUL TO JACK GRAZER AND THE REST OF THE IT CAST LIKE WHAT THE HELL DID THEY DO TO YOU??? NOTHING- THEY DID NOT DO ANYTHING.. THEY ARE CHILDREN AND MAKE MISTAKES, SO PISS OFF!!1!11!

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]