the forces of evil don't have time for romance

Vlad, Greg, & Grim apologist | they/them | 28 | 💡👓🤢 | WCIFF | formerly @fledermausbend

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Hi! Call me Tief (they/them)! You may have formerly known me as fledermausbend. I’m Creative, Squeamish, and a Geek. I primarily play with occult Sims and enjoy telling stories with both townies and OCs. I am WCIF-friendly as well! Please be advised my stories/posts may contain mature content - refer to a specific story’s page for applicable content warnings.

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♦ Directory ♦

ℹ️ resources 📚 all projects ⭐ my CC ❤️ my CC finds ✨ pillowfort 😈 main blog 🫙 support me 🎨 my (art) commissions

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Get to know your mutuals

Thank you for the tag @feroshgirlsims! ⁽ᴵ ᵖʳᵒᵐᶦˢᵉ ᴵ'ᵐ ˢᵗᶦˡˡ ʰᵉʳᵉ⁾

1. Origins of your blog's name:

I bet you'll never guess!

2. My "I'll always order this food":

This depends on the restaurant/cafe, but I do love me some stir fry noodles, matcha lattes, and caprese sandwiches!

3. Overused emoji:

👀, 💕, and 🥺

4. Current comfort movie, show, book:

Spirited Away, House MD, and The Alchemaster's Apprentice!

5. Song on repeat:

6. My current hyperfixation:

Tie between Baldur's Gate 3 and Kirby Air Riders!

7. Oddly specific thing that brings me joy:

Fresh sheets and hot tea!

8. What smell makes me happy:

This is a reach but I love the smell of lit/burnt matches lmao

9. Something I did as a kid and still do:

Pretend to be a YouTuber and yap about random subjects.

10. Phone wallpaper right now:

The BG3 concept art/mural of the Dead Three.

11. Are you an early bird or a night owl:

I'm in a weird position for this rn - I was up until EXTREMELY RECENTLY a night owl, but then I did seven days back to back night shifts (10pm-8am) and now suddenly I naturally wake up early and don't feel like shit in the mornings?? So we'll split the difference and call me a midday robin.

12. If you work, what is your profession and do you like it:

I work as a pharmacist! It is...alright! Depends on the day/location (though I recently got promoted to the PIC of a specific store so the randomness will be diminished!)

I tag: anyone who wants to do this! (idk who hasn't been tagged yet so feel free to steal this!)

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More of my Occultswap AU, this time with Greg as a vampire. Really channeling 2024 Nosferatu for his appearance.

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Reposting this guide to some of my Simblr OCs/mascots. Yarrow and Holly are the final heir/spare from my lost Not So Berry challenge, Marshall and Soojin were mascots for one of my CC packs, Vinny is the blog darling who does gameplay challenges, Vanessa is for an eventual Black Widow challenge, and Elyse was for the 25 Day Lookbook Challenge.

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Reposting this guide to some of my Simblr OCs/mascots. Yarrow and Holly are the final heir/spare from my lost Not So Berry challenge, Marshall and Soojin were mascots for one of my CC packs, Vinny is the blog darling who does gameplay challenges, Vanessa is for an eventual Black Widow challenge, and Elyse was for the 25 Day Lookbook Challenge.

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More of my Occultswap AU, this time with Greg as a vampire. Really channeling 2024 Nosferatu for his appearance.

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This may become a little brutal, if I'm honest. But it's any anything for you, my dear. I promise.

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One of the posts I made for my Occultswap AU, wherein Morgyn is a vampire and Caleb is a spellcaster.

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A vampified Johnny Zest for a Discord server challenge. Maybe he'll make an appearance in some other stories?

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This may become a little brutal, if I'm honest. But it's any anything for you, my dear. I promise.

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One of the posts I made for my Occultswap AU, wherein Morgyn is a vampire and Caleb is a spellcaster.

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A vampified Johnny Zest for a Discord server challenge. Maybe he'll make an appearance in some other stories?

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Mallory, my haunted mermaid for @j3lly-fish's One With The Stars challenge! I believe I rolled a white-haired Sim with unnatural skin colors, purple eyes, scars and tattoos, and who has close connections to the ocean and the dead.

originally posted: 2024

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Apparently I lost the gif versions of these from my PC? You can see that version HERE (flashing warning).

This is Pia, the suspicious clownpire that I made for @j3lly-fish's Create-A-Circus challenge! I rolled a pink/blue vampire clown with scars, freckles, and an eerie vibe.

originally posted: 2025

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Oscar, the trashfruit plantsim I made for @j3lly-fish's Create-A-Plant CAS challenge!

Oscar here was once like most Plantsims - a nature-loving pacifist with a deep connection to flowers and trees alike, with luxuriously green hair and healthy skin. But as Evergreen Harbor grew more and more industrial around him, he and the other plants in the area began to grow sickly from pollution and toxins in the air and water. When his pleas on behalf of the forest to stop the smog and sludge fell on deaf ears time and time again, Oscar grew jaded and gave up, literally letting himself go. His half-rotten appearance reflects his new signature plant, trashfruit. He can sometimes be seen wandering around Port Promise with a thousand-yard stare.

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Oscar, the trashfruit plantsim I made for @j3lly-fish's Create-A-Plant CAS challenge!

Oscar here was once like most Plantsims - a nature-loving pacifist with a deep connection to flowers and trees alike, with luxuriously green hair and healthy skin. But as Evergreen Harbor grew more and more industrial around him, he and the other plants in the area began to grow sickly from pollution and toxins in the air and water. When his pleas on behalf of the forest to stop the smog and sludge fell on deaf ears time and time again, Oscar grew jaded and gave up, literally letting himself go. His half-rotten appearance reflects his new signature plant, trashfruit. He can sometimes be seen wandering around Port Promise with a thousand-yard stare.

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Apparently I lost the gif versions of these from my PC? You can see that version HERE (flashing warning).

This is Pia, the suspicious clownpire that I made for @j3lly-fish's Create-A-Circus challenge! I rolled a pink/blue vampire clown with scars, freckles, and an eerie vibe.

originally posted: 2025