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I post dumb shit that gives my brain serotonin. (I run phantom and lares-stims!)

[animauxing]

footprints in the sand.

[basedgod26]

some of my fave weirdcore images

[meezer]

[kaibtw]

The original post was actually pretty good and talked about how reliable of commissioners the furry community were for a struggling artist.

But aight lmao

[pokemonprofessor]

for anyone who chose not to read the post:

artist needed money for college, people from tumblr/dA told them their prices were too expensive and that no one would commission them.

artist was desperate and logged on to their old Furaffinity account to take commissions

artist got a shitton of commissions and everyone was supportive and encouraging

people ended up tipping the artist 10-20$ per commission because they thought the artist was undercharging

tl;dr - furries supported artist and treated them better than the “pro-artist” sides of dA and tumblr.

[musashi]

so when’s cringe culture gonna wake up and realize that this weird baseless hatred of furries is largely rooted in the fact that it’s a community of 95% openly queer & sex-positive folk…

[just-a-zuki]

they ain’t never gonna wake up. cringe culture is here to hate, and hating furries is a smokescreen to cover up the fact that this is bigotry bullying the marginalized.

[hogtown-iww]

Also:

https://iww.org 

=D

[gay-gudetama-stims]

Ayy just fyi glazecake is a massive racist + sexual deviant and theyre dating an exclusionist. Their callout is @glazecakereceipts and also if you go to their about and click on the pink heart it takes you to their boyfriends blog who is literally an exclusionist and says it in their bio. Stay safe king xoxo

:0 maybe the exclu bit iswhy they blocked me....

here's the receipts blog anon is referencing

glaze©ake's other URLs include ©almstim, ig//tv, and tenko//shimura//archive!!

thank you for warning me anon!

[gay-gudetama-stims]

also im just re-reading this now and I REALLY don't like your use of the term "sexual deviant" anon. that could mean literally anything. queer people were and are still called "sexual deviants", and if glazecake is a r*pist I really don't like that you're downplaying r*pe as "sexual deviance".

come back and answer for your words anon

[strawberry-twilit]

From reading the blog, and I mean fully.

They're 'sexual deviant' and 'rapist' (not censored because it'll show up in blacklist tags) because they like an anime/game series called Dramatical Murder.

DRRM (Dramatical Murder) is a 17+ game in Japan (🔞) and features many problematic scenes and actions. Includes but not limited: beastality, rape, MANY SEX SCENES, etc..

DRRM has a notably large fanbase because they like the characters and designs but don't necessarily condone such actions. Mx. Cake likes the series and a character named Clear.

That's for the rape/deviant: Liking a nasty piece of fiction. Unless the receipt blog can back more up.

Racism:

Liking DBZ, because it has a racist caricature. (Edit: I DON'T KNOW S H I T ABOUT DBZ but it opens a can of worms about xenophobia in the East)

Jynx, which was based off three things:

Opera (dress)

Ganguro fashion (make-up, hair)

Yuki-onna (Ice/Psychic)

So, here's the HUGE clarification post. Sorry for reblogging off of this account!

[wern]

our spanish teacher was making us describe pictures of lots of weird objects in class and she put this pic on the slide

a girl wrote "es para mike wazowski" and the chat went insane

[moradimiles]

The Thing with Raymond

So thing is about Raymond is that there are a lot of factors as to why he is so popular and it’s getting really out of hand with people trading him

The fact that he’s a new interesting looking cat villager isn’t least among them. Cat villagers have always been pretty popular, and so it’s not surprising that a new one would get a lot of love. He is also smug, which is probably the male personality type that bothers people the least. The fact that he is very anthropomorphized, has glasses and heterochromia only makes him more of an interesting looking villager.

And of course he fits the cartoon twink aesthetic a la onceler that large parts of fandoms like

But it’s not just his appeal that has lead to this whole Thing. It’s also his rarity. Raymond is actually the most rare villager in the game, which a lot of people probably don’t realize.

You might think you get an equal chance to get any villager when you go to mystery islands, but that isn’t the case. See, when the game decides what villager will be at your island, it rolls two factors. First it rolls for the species of the villager. So here, there is an equal chance of any species. After it figures out the species, it rolls for the specific villager. Here is what makes some more rare than others. There are more cats than any other species, so your chances of getting the specific cat you want are much slimmer than, say, getting the specific octopus you want.

Now you don’t have a slimmer chance of getting Raymond than any other cat, so what makes Raymond more rare? Amiibo cards.

Raymond is the only new cat, which means that he is the only cat that doesn’t have an amiibo card. This means that the only way you can get Raymond with 100% certainty is by trading him with someone else but also means that more Raymonds aren’t being introduced into the ecosystem like character with amiibos are.

And people might not realize this, but there IS an ecosystem when it comes to the pool of villagers available. When you let a villager leave without someone taking them, that villager doesn’t just disappear. They will go into a queue of villagers and then move into an empty space that someone on your friend list has if it’s left open too long. So once a villager exists, it exists for theoretically all AC players and can jump from friend list to friend list as long as they aren’t allowed to leave while you have no friends or aren’t connected to the internet.

So villagers with amiibo cards can be introduced into this ecosystem all the time, but Raymond and the other new villagers can only be introduced when they’re found, and Raymond is the one least likely to be found.

So that is basically why this Whole Thing with Raymond is happening. There is a scarcity of Raymonds that doesn’t exist as severely with any other villager. But the good news is, this will calm down. More people will find more Raymonds over time and introduce him into the internet ecosystem and his value will decrease when more and more become available. Nintendo is going to print amiibos for him eventually which will mean there will be a code to introduce him, which will probably cause the Raymond market to collapse. Raymond is an investment that will decrease over time, so if you want him, just wait. Don’t spend real money on him or trade a thousand NMT. He will become much less scarce over time. He may stay popular, but the scalper market will shrink for him.

[moghedien]

Do not invest in the Raymond markets. His stock value will plummet. 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[cesaray]

[bryansomething]

I had this scheduled because it’s May 18th but it has an entirely new meaning this year

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

reblog if you think she’s Beautiful

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur thanks you all for the Support

[bob-belcher]

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Awwwww

[n0kiv]

My sensitive self can’t take this. this is beautiful 😫😢💕

[onlyblackgirl]

I love Gordon.

[bitter-and-queer]

She’s blind and he was making all the points about the pie in a way she could respond to: sound. He is an amazing man

[cosmic-noir]

[dilfweed]

Not to mention Christine won Master Chef that year.

[182649-deactivated20180312]

I reblog Gordon Ramsey every time he appears

[kalmyovagina-deactivated2018052]

aww the feels. this is so beautiful.

[melvinocappuccino]

Good lord I haven’t been this teary-eyed in a while.

[problematicparrot]

Finally, a sane celebrity who doesn’t bend the knee to feminist bullshit.

Source

[ren-of-rationality]

My god I love her.

[mango-thot-deactivated20190520]

I know people are gonna get salty af about this but by God she’s RIGHT.

When Brad Pitt did Fight Club, he was cutting weight for every single scene to maintain his physique at 155. I’ve you’ve ever cut weight, you know how horrible that must have been. He did it because they needed a “look”.

Changing Tatum said his Magic Mike body doesn’t last for more than five days. He starved down and dehydrated his already fit physique for a “look”.

The male soldiers on Spartacus: Blood and Sand were eating pretty much chicken and veggies for every meal to maintain a “look”.

Why is this such a big deal? Because all these characters are considered physical goals for men. These are actual unobtainable physical standards for men. Male body image issues get swept under the rug so often that some people don’t even think they exist.

[da-boy-o-kultur]

You want proof? Just check out that scene in Captain America: First Avenger where Cap just transformed into that beautiful beefcake of a man. Agent Carter’s actress just HAD to touch them muscles, it was completely unscripted.

[eric-coldfire]

Chris Evans had to wear shirts so small they physically hurt, and he dislocated a shoulder during the helicopter scene in Civil War. But who cares, girls got to wet their panties watching Captain America flex.

[guyveranimefan87-blog]

If we are talking about unrealistic physical standards of male fitness given to us by movies, I would like to mention Hugh “Wolverine” Jackman here.

Yeah, he is ripped, isn’t he?

Well, it is true, but to get that kind of definition, he went through 36 hour period of dehydration, which caused him to temporarily lose 10 pounds of “water weight”. 

Thus during the fight scene he was filming, he was a hair breadth from blacking out whole time, just to look unrealistically muscular.

As he said during interview with Steven Colbert, “If You go three days without water, You will die. Then, when You are halfway there they shout ‘Roll it!”

It’s the same with professional bodybuilders who get into periods of extreme fasting and dehydration to lower their fat-to-muscle ratio to inhuman levels, all in hopes of making their muscle definition a bit better.

According to experts, healthy body fat percentage for a healthy male ranges from 8% to 20%, depending on height, lifestyle and numerous other variables. 

Fitness model and professional bodybuilder Helmut Strebl also known as “World’s Most Shredded Man” as he supposedly managed to get his body fat percentage below 5%…

… But only when he partakes in competitions, since it is not humanly possible to live with such low fat percentage of one’s body for longer periods of time.

I mean, yeah, he keeps a draconian training regime, as well as a very strict diet even off-season, but looks much more human then…

There are documented cases of incredibly fit and muscular bodybuilders fainting on the stage in the middle of their flexing routines, as well as several who outright died, because of cardiac arrest caused by their blood becoming too thick, due to long dehydration…

And let’s not forget about Muscle Dysmorphia, colloquially known as “Megarexia” or “Bigarexia”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_dysmorphia

Yeah, it’s a thing, but it’s barely talked about, since it’s apparently not manly to admit to having problems like that, which also creates problems with researching this particular disorder…

So… Thanks Hollywood?

[fierceawakening]

I had no idea that most people who looked like this are dehydrated until I read posts like this.

[brunhiddensmusings]

dehydrated to the point theyre about a day away from actual organ failure okay so chris hemsworth is a absolute god of a man, but hollywood says ‘thats not good enough’ and for the thor movie he has to spend several days having the juice squeezed from his body untill he looses about a gallon of whats supposed to be him so that he can do 2 days of shooting scenes without his shirt, after which he has to have recovery time before he is hospitalized because i am not joking about ‘one day away from organ failure’ thats the benchmark- look at chris hemsworth and process that he is told he isnt suitable for a shirtless scene without prepping for three days and nearly fainting

[alledherlu-q-pereon]

holy fuck @ Hollywood just use CGI for fucks sake

[raven-reconciling]

He said y’all can shove it with your unhealthy fitness routines to make male heroes look unrealistically buff. Honestly? King 👑

[borgesperovago]

People buy this crap??

“Unrealistically buff” oh yes; because doing parkour all nights, 30/12, is what the average dude can accomplish. It’s freaking BATMAN.

He is suppossed to embody human tenacity. The best of the best. I don’t want scrawny kid playing that cultural icon.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

The kind of builds you see men have in the MCU and other superhero films are considered to be highly unhealthy and nearly impossible to maintain.  They require such intense workouts that actors spend months prior doing nothing but gym work and dedicating themselves to that body type.  And once they reach that peak, they dehydrate and maintain strict intakes.

In the industry, directors film shirtless scenes together at the start of production because it wreaks havoc on the actor’s body and you cannot expect the actor to maintain that physique for the entirety of the shoot.

Once the shirtless scenes are done, the actor goes on a decline and starts losing muscle definition by the simple fact that they’re actually being healthy.

Pattinson is absolutely right. This physique and ideal created by these movies are both dangerous and setting an impossible standard for men.  It is like holding up an anorexic woman as the ideal, something near every industry has phased out and caught flak for (the fashion industry being called out the most).

[eric-coldfire]

“He’s supposed to embody human tenacity.”

This chucklefuck.... he’s playing Batman in a movie, not actually becoming Batman.

Like I imagine he’s going to get in some shape cus Bruce Wayne ain’t no slob, but he’s not going the Marvel route of

You know, near death and dehydration. He can still look fit without the sick.

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

i finally did it. i finally made a video of some of my favorite spongebob quotes in the whole series. i finally fucking did it

[wern]

our spanish teacher was making us describe pictures of lots of weird objects in class and she put this pic on the slide

a girl wrote "es para mike wazowski" and the chat went insane

[fierybluebeacon]

I accidentally created the most soothing drink in the world after trying to recreate the hot honey drink in Ponyo! I guarantee it will remove all stress and troubles, I’ve had like 3 today because it makes me so happy

[seelseelbananapeel]

I JUST MADE THIS AND IT’S SO TASTY   *(*´∀｀*)☆   omgggg   ♥ ♥ ♥

[reedwulf]

Tried immediately after reading this: confirmed to be delicious.

I know it sounds kind of weird, but it’s mild and sweet and just the right temperature for immediate consumption in any weather. Definitely give it a try!

[smallstarbaby-deactivated201808]

FINALLY FOUND IT

[tvandfilm]

ROMEO + JULIET (1996) dir. Baz Luhrmann

[lachonk]

funnyjunk is ok sometimes