I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals
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I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 and 500 in Roman numerals
I M LIVID
Everyone go home. Puns are done.
10 tricks you didnāt know you could do with your food.
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The internet went from showing food recipe videos to alchemy in less than a decade. Thereās going to be a quick video on how to make the philosopherās stone from tomato sauce next week.Ā
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Do you know how to capitalize?
yeah? do you know that in the complex linguistic context of casual conversation in specific circles of the internet, things like capitalization and punctuation are used differently to express different tones, inflections, and meanings, and that traditional capitalization in all contexts says a lot about the author and who they intend their audience to be?
for example:Ā
-āi am madā- neutral conversation, can be funny depending on the context
-āI Am Madā- author is making a specific point or exaggeration, often in a humorous, self-aware way
-āI am mad.ā - an inflection of formality usually interpreted as more standoffish and less approachable, slightly unfriendly if used in a casual millennial setting
in the context of this blog, iām writing accessible science content to people my own age in the same social context of the internet, and i choose my inflection accordingly- just like i would talk to another person my age. this is indicated beforehand by the title of this blog beingĀ ābotanyshitpostsā, withĀ āshitpostingā being a popular internet term to refer to memes, low-effort explanations, and easily accessible, modifiable, and approachable content.Ā
remember that these inflections have reasons to arise! if youāre a millennial (like me) texting your friends over discord, then it becomes less efficient in a quickly moving group chat to use proper capitalization (one more button to hit, and every line?) and everyone has an understanding that thatās that and nobody else in the chat cares about formalityā¦.because youāre friends. this is a similar reason why other shorthand for common sayings and phrases have become common over the past two/three decades (beginning with stuff likeĀ ālolā and developing more to include a lot of acronyms). all this has led to relaxed capitalization and shorthand being a sign of friendliness.Ā
if you go to circles of the internet with people who might not have grown up talking frequently to others online, the context is much different, and is more inclined towards proper capitalization and such. similarly, when i- and others - write outside of online circles, weāre still educated human beings who write with proper capitalization, punctuation, and spelling, because we are fully aware of the complex societal nuances in different situations and are able to change how we speak to adhere to that. in fact, we are so acclimated to multiple online and offline cultures and relevancies that we actively choose how we talk!Ā
in conclusion: this is actually a really interesting ask, because it shows that youāre coming from another part of the internet/a completely different context where, when looking at how i and other (educated, intelligent) people in my age group speak online, you completely miss the nuances and brush it off as something to be mocked, because in the circles youāre a part of varied capitalization is interpreted as a sign of incompetence. meanwhile, for much of the evolving internet, varied capitalization conveys meaning of tone and intent through a medium where verbal tone changes arenāt applicable! it has itās own meaning, and itās a very interesting thing to watch and study from a scientific perspectiveā¦Ā thatās modern linguistics and anthropology, bay bee!!Ā
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This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.
Man found the stoplight cameras were activated during yellow lights and decided to cut the wires of it.
Florida Man: Chaotic evil. New York Man: Chaotic good.
Holy shit. Nah dude look up the entire story, itās INSANE.
The dude got arrested once before this for using a painterās extension rod to point the stoplight cameras into the sky instead of cutting the wires. He didnāt cut the wires until AFTER he got out after being arrested the first timeāwhich he did after posting facebook videos that prove that the stoplights are intentionally rigged to trick drivers into citationsāthe yellow lights at intersections with cameras only last THREE SECONDS, as opposed to the five seconds they last at other stoplights without cameras in the same county.
When he cut the camera cords, he reported his deeds to the news -himself,- and then politicians pressured the local police force into arresting him. The local police and sheriff deputies actually SUPPORT him for his actions because the lights have been killing innocent people! During his most recent arrest, one of the Sheriffās Deputies actually -offered to bail him out-. When he got home again after these incidents, there was a surveillance camera planted at his house BY THE GOVERNMENT to watch him! His reaction to being surveilled? He painted over the camera in Americaās flat out fucking ballsiestĀ āfuck youā to the gubmint Iāve ever heard of. And it gets EVEN CRAZIER. After painting over the camera, suddenly this guyāhis name is Stephen Ruth by the wayāstarted GETTING ATTEMPTS ON HIS LIFE. He reports that a car intentionally tried to hit him in a head-on collision, and after talking about the car to his neighbors, they confirmed that the car in question (Or at least, one that was visibly identical, its occupants included) had been staking out his house! Somebody was legitimately trying to MURDER HIM over his discovery and his actions!
As a final insult to injury, Ruth pointed out that the VAST majority of the cameras were found SPECIFICALLY in lower-to-middle-class neighborhoods. As well, the victims of these rigged stoplights tried to go to the local news station to talk about the deaths of their family members that occurred from the rigging. Aaaand⦠The local station,Ā āNews12ā³, never aired their interviews. Remember how I said that, after cutting the cables and calling the local news station, Ruth was arrested because of pressure from politicians? Get this: News12 is actually owned by CableVision, who PROVIDES INTERNET SERVICE TO THE CAMERAS.Ā Whereas mister Ruth was only trying to help people and save lives, heās been caught up in a full-blown fucking government conspiracy thatās out for his blood. This guy isnāt Robin Hood, he makes Robin Hood look like a -CHUMP-.
The Princess Diaries is Pretty Woman for little girls
Girl is swept into higher society
Girl gets makeover from Larry Miller
Girl has Hector Elizondo as a bff
Girl also learns new manners (also Hector Elizondo)
And has awkward dinner
Quirky best friend
Mean Girls
Douche bag guy
Love
Also, Garry Marshall directed both films
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i seriously cannot believe foldable phones are about to make a comeback. foldable smartphones are being made right now. you can finally end a call with a clat again.
finally I can hang my phone up in a dramatic wayā¦again
The clat will be more dramatic due to the screen shattering
me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????
*opening task manager* Who do I need to kill?
a girl i know told me how a guy she knows once moved out from his parents, ate nothing but fries and meatballs for HALF A YEAR, and got scurvy. imagine the doctorās face when this guy shows up with like his gums bleeding and the doc has to fucking say DUDEā¦. THATS SCURVYā¦. in this day and age
this is turning into aĀ āhow a person i know got scurvyā thread and im so here for this, please share your scurvy stories if you have any
the other day someone posted pics from the reddit page r/zerocarbs where these fools only ate meat and 0 vegetables or fruits and all the posts were about various symptoms of scurvy. i died when one literally read āi donāt want to start the vitamin C debate again butā
THE VITAMIN C DEBATE
My mother told me all about scurvy when I was five and trying to resist eating pumpkin and let me tell you itās been 35 years and I still get nervous if I go for two days without eating a green vegetable.Ā
I told my own little picky eater about scurvy, rickets etc and now one of her most frequently requested lunch items is baby spinach, closely followed by carrots.
Iām not saying everyone should mildly traumatize their children to make them understand that vegetables are vital to ongoing possession of your teeth and organs, but.. no, thatās exactly what Iām saying. Go for it.Ā
some guys i used to know went on a boys only road trip. they decided they were only going to eat things they could cook on the engine block of the car.
two of them got scurvy. one of them drank so much jagermeister + red bull that he temporarily lost the ability to see in colour.
im sorry he what now
you ever think a post is going to be like, surprise! It was the plot of a movie the whole time! And then reality is just actually that wild. Wild.
This Artist Drew Disney Princesses As Armored Warriors And It Looks Damn Cool
the renaissance faire is just comic con but outside and with jousting on horses instead of deadpool with a katana vs a brony with a lightsaber
@elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey I have seen a Brony and Deadpool fighting at a ren faire. It was historically accurate and Deadpool handed that guys ass to him.
i cannot believe this
Renaissance faires are comic-cons with a storyline and more beer.
renfaires are a source of deep chaos energy
men are allowed to be so mediocre itās insulting on the deepest level
Would you unfollow me if I reblogged this every single day? That is how often I think it.
Mediocre men get to make mediocre movies and write mediocre books about other mediocre men, but if a woman steps outside a door in a sweater and some plain jeans, sheĀ ālet her self goā,Ā āisnt even trying anymore!ā
if a man creates something mediocre itās just āa bad bookā or āa bad movieā.. if a man is a bad leader heās just, well, āa bad leaderā
if a woman creates something mediocre, or if a womanās a bad leader it becomes about how āall women are bad at _____,ā or about how āno woman is a natural leaderā
and thatās a really disheartening fact to all women. men are always allowed to be a work in progress. women always have to be the flawless finished product.
men are always allowed to be a work in progress. women always have to be the flawless finished product.
See also most recent presidential election..