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orteil42

uhhhh reverse Delicious in Dungeon. Disgusting in Restaurant. nothing's edible

totally-a-wizard

arcadechan

direct got me acting up

pianta

advance sp ✧˖*°࿐

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puppybeargf

the people defending photomatt are indicative how a lot of people view bigotry, transmisogyny, in this case, as something you can partake in as long as you don't say it.

he can misgender and degender a transfem, he can paint her as violent, he can harass avery both on and off tumblr, but as long as he doesn't outright say he hates trans women, then it's worth giving him the benefit of the doubt that he's "doing his best," because hey, he promises he isn't a transmisogynist! eat glass.

#he and so many people are under the impression that he can decide if hes transphobic or not #and because he says he isnt then all the trans women who are explicitly saying his actions are transphobic are on a witch hunt #sick to my stomach i hope he dies 💗

echolaliaplayer

Let me put this in terms you understand: "all your brakes are belong to dust" and if you don't finally replace them you might "do a barrel roll" into whatever is on the side of the road

snoopy of the day

AAAA/The Useful Idiot

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BRING ME 2 LIFE

Burger king cashier: can I take your order

Me: Uhm can i just say. Acoustic versions of pop punk songs = Life .

Me later that night into the intercom phone at walmart: Acoustic is life

murolo-moved

the secret boots are the best item in any castlevania game like come on

if you can’t kill your dad in 6 inch heels what’s the point

murolo-moved

dracula: well met, my son. it has been a long time

alucard: not long enough. i can’t allow you to leave here

dracula: do you still side with humani—

alucard:

dracula: are you wearing the...

alucard: the secret boots? yeah. i am.

aliiiiiiice

cutthroatchorus

There is exactly one spot in the castle (well two, because reverse castle) where if you stand there and equip the secret boots, Alucard will say "WHAT???" and get stuck because he's now too tall to move through it.