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Atelphobia He never returned his mother I Study French, Hebrew, German, Danish & ASL in my spare time. •Ceraunophile • Occasional NSFW.

[sirartwork]

Approach, mortal, and receive thy judgement.

[ilikevintagebooks]

The Heart The Hydropathic Encyclopedia 1857

[i-am-a-fish]

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

[darknesshaspurplehair]

Ok y'all but like I’m not even kidding about this I read this post yesterday and today I got an email from the peeps at hamilton and I won the lotto gor $10 tickets and I would like to give all my thanks to the internet’s favorite fish, Goldie Gurston, for making this possible because I totally believe they did this with their amazing gay powers

[thuriweaver]

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

[ren-allen]

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

[em3rgence-st]

Some big spicy joy pls

[felixluvsketchup-deactivated202]

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

[era-eclipsed-deactivated2019072]

Pleass

[abzthefabulous]

fish pls

[jackjames-exe]

Awe this is adorable

[sparkle-heart-anon]

Okay, I reblogged this yesterday and today 2-3 AMAZING things happened today

1. My robotics team seeded 4th in the hardest division of the world competition (we have never done this well, and haven’t made the top 8 since 2011)

2. I went to this robot dance and I actually had tons of fun where (3) I asked this boy to dance and he said yes (!!!!) and he was super nice and sweet

So I want to thank you fish for this spicy joy

[earthpictureshere]

Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]

[rigaya-deactivated20180901]

reblog for good luck 

[thespectacularspider-girl]

Leprechaun convention.

[bluegoo2]

Leprecon

[thespectacularspider-girl]

GODDAMNIT

[untitled55181]

I’ve been watching a lot of Peacecraft lately

[cartnsncreal]

Reblog and you might save someone’s life, especially with all our Black Girls going missing #ProtectBlackGirls #SaveLife

[lazorsandparadox]

For those who don’t know what’s happening in the video, she untied her shoelaces, pulled one through the inside of the zip tie binding her hands, then tied the shoelaces together. Then, by pulling downward and back and forth on the shoelaces with her feet, she created enough friction to wear away part of the ziptie, making it weak enough to snap right off her hands.

[m3rcykill]

SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST

SIGNAL BOOST

[jewel-charisse-deactivated20181]

Will always reblog

[yourladyindank]

Protect all the ladies and the dudes

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Damn

[fenway03]

For those who don’t have shoelaces and for those who do but don’t want to trip over their own feet in case something goes wrong, here’s another way:

It’s all about quick, determined movement of your arms. To see it in action, watch the video at https://youtu.be/0Gr6HX_IKpw?t=9m – the zip ties part starts around the 8:00 min mark. The video also shows how to escape handcuffs and duct tape. And if you’re wondering what to do when you’ve got your hands behind your back, go to approx. the 0:20 min mark of the following video: “Moving cuffs from behind back to front position” (taken from thrillwriting.blogspot.de/2013/05/credit-wikipedia-disclaimer-this-is-non.html, where you’ll also find additional information on how to escape handcuffs). 

[8thwonderful]

For teach this to your kids….boys too. We don’t need to lose noone

[streetcarnameddestiny]

When you get triggered by your own fucking posts.. shit.

[wnq-typography]

Just Stop

More at wordsnquotes

[kornakus]

When the whole squad looks good

[neckkiss]

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[kaitheblackangel]

[manticoreimaginary]

New Zealand’s new water safety mascot is amazing and his instagram is a gift

[mrsunrepentantwarriorpriest]

@unrepentantwarriorpriest

[unrepentantwarriorpriest]

You weren’t supposed to post pictures of me my love, lol.

[saddest-cat-hours]

[spaced-queen-deactivated2024072]

this shit feel like it happened 20 years ago

[lovelysuggestions]

take care of yourself, please. i don’t know what id do if anything happened to you.

[palmpetals]

convo

[streetcarnameddestiny]

Help me.

[nogooddeetz]

connor: who the fuck-

evan: connor, language!

connor: whom the fuck-

evan: no