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This is hilarious

[sistertaxon]

colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like

[99thpercentile]

yo cats

one thing I never see anyone take into account is the fact that Hogwarts must be crawling with cats. you’re allowed to bring either a cat, an owl, or a toad. if we assume only 1/3 of the students bring cats with them, that’s still, like, HUNDREDS OF CATS.

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There are 5 boys  (e.g. Harry, Ron, Neville, Dean & Seamus) and 5 girls per year per house, so 40 in one year, there are 7 years so 280 students in total plus say 40 teachers. So assuming at most ⅓ bring cats thats 106 cats.

However 4 cats are mentioned (crookshanks, Millicent Bulstrode’s Cat, Trelawney’s Cat & Mrs Norris) in comparison to other student/teacher pets - Hedwig, pig, Hermes, Arnold, Trevor, Fawkes, Fang, Slughorn’s owl, and Scabbers, that’s a 4/9 ratio. Let’s assume those mentioned follow the same ratio as the whole population of Hogwarts

Amongst students that ratio is 2/6 so ⅓ so 93

Amongst teachers its ⅔ so 27.

So approx 120 cats are at Hogwarts, which begs the question why didn’t we get to see loads of cute kitties wandering around Hogwarts, sleeping in front of the fire, trying to eat Ron’s quill whilst he was writing an essay or getting cat hair absolutely everywhere?

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No words...

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i hope he does

[iwriteaboutfeminism]

there is a petition going right now to make sex ed (including information about relationships, consent, gender and porngraphy) mandatory (in the UK).

you can sign here.

[budpest-deactivated20141023]

It’s like the gay wedding I’ll never have

Graham Norton on Eurovision (via princeharrehs)

[beautiful-like-the-ocean-deacti]

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this is gorgeous 

[cloysterbell]

Everyone always talks about how weird it is that Canadians have milk in a bag but I think we should talk instead about how British people don’t keep their eggs in the fridge.

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Nah we don't, in the supermarket they're not in the fridge section, that would be weird

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Grimmy: By the way, every time we play that record on the radio, which is EVERY DAY, we're done with it now, thank you Chloe, on tumblr someone adds the gif of me dancing in a sexy manner and we don't like it. I mean never stop.

Finchy: It's a lady by the name of Lily.

Grimmy: Hi Lily. Lily from tumblr?

Finchy: Lily from tumblr.

Grimmy: I feel like she's as famous as Tina Daheley.

Ian: You look like you're riding a horse on it.

Finchy: It's the campest gif of you I think in existence. How do you... you can't... how do you tweet a gif?

Grimmy: I don't know. Ask Lily from tumblr.

Ian: Let's call IT support.

Grimmy: Call LMC.

Finchy: WHOOOoooooooo!

Grimmy: You can't who LMC.

Finchy: No?

Grimmy: No.

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Told a guy I liked him, he told me he was not capable of love and proceeded to explain why all his past relationships failed. And men say we're melodramatic - like a 'no' would have sufficed

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EYEEES

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I love BBC Radio 1

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50th anniversary tardis nails

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Today's attempt at baking

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I didn't like it at first but now I love it - it's just so them! Wow ten years has gone so fast

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Look at this week's nails!