Riots not diets

Love pina coladas, not too keen on the rain.

[yamat0]

my favorite dune posts ever

[jennypearseed]

@chaumas-deactivated20230115

[dustsculptures]

sure she’s evil but look at those tits

[jame7t]

man if I saw an elf nobody would be able to stop me

[cryptotheism]

From what

[jame7t]

nobody would be able to stop me

[felderwin]

there is a demon inside me who adds exclamation points to all my emails

[quarkslobes]

the kirk vs picard war rages on when sisko is right there. he's cool dad he's black space jesus he's a 20th century novelist he's a loving husband he's lied he's cheated he's bribed men to cover up th

[froborr]

Also he can cook! Picard and Kirk demonstrably can't, as shown in Generations.

[roaldamundsen]

when you find a single flake of glitter on yourself for seemingly no reason. where'd you come from girl. where's the party at

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

an underrated detail in pride and prejudice is that elizabeth bennett was home alone on the day darcy proposed because she had a headache. can you imagine. this was in the pre-painkillers era. you're at home with a headache and then this asshole walks into the room and tells you he loves you and wants to marry you even though he hates your whole family and you're beneath him. imagine having to deal with that while also having a headache. she doesn't even have ibuprofen

[noooofeeeeelings]

[sufferingthunderbirdsfan]

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU’RE SLEEPING

HE KNOWS WHEN YOU’RE AWAKE

HE KNOWS IF YOU’VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD

SO BE GOOD FOR GOODNESS SAKE

[laughterkey]

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

You better watch out

YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

[thecryptkeeper]

happy anniversary to the db cooper hijacking fifty years of livin on the lam go grandpa!!

[salytierra]

Not the celebrity news we ever expected to read, but the celebrity news we deserve to read.

[azulapropaganda]

While speaking to Slate for an oral history of the cabbage merchant, Sie playfully said, "Of course, now I’m more at the age of what the cabbage merchant was then. I will cultivate that little beard if they need me to. And because my face is quite expressive, I’m perfect for a live-action version of an animated show. I’m ready."

Please let this guy play the cabbage man

[timeofdeathnote]

it’s what he deserves

[im-a-creepy-cookie]

#CabbageManForLiveCabbageMan

[omghotmemes]

Finally.

[victorywithseaandsun]

Important follow-up

[afeelgoodblog]

The kid will cherish this for their whole life. If they remember it.

[theroseandthebeast]

[mikenewtonhateblog]

I physically cannot handle the fact that tiktok is free for so many reasons but finally there is a good one

[ladistark]

[the-daily-laugh]

[macbeth-s]

🎃

[punkrorschach]

[punkrorschach]

besties

[the-top-muffin]

[agoddamnedrayofsunshine]

Once again, critics are wildly put of touch with what the average moviegoer wants.

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

They should have let Jack Black play every character

[inocent-doodles]

Including Princess Peach.

[nb-nightwing-deactivated2022111]

Especially Princess Peach