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oozey mess
we're not kids anymore.
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styofa doing anything
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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cherry valley forever
YOU ARE THE REASON
Jules of Nature
Cosimo Galluzzi
Janaina Medeiros
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Three Goblin Art
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@the-top-muffin
Disabled adults should get to choose to go to bed whenever the fuck we want, even if the support we need to do so is inconvenient or expensive.
Disabled adults should be able to go on nights out with friends until 5am then sleep in until the afternoon if we want to.
I really shouldn’t be turning down social invites because my care provider and local authority say I need to be in bed by 10pm at 26 years old.
daddydom ASMR but 5 seconds in he gets attacked by a cackling witch
i’m sorry but what the actual fuck
a cackling witch
Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in:
1. Do not do age verification.
2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.
The tool presents users with a 3D model they can then manipulate to, the creator says, bypass Discord's age verification system.
Oh no I dropped my link, what a horrible thing! Sure hope this doesn't get reblogged until it reaches users from the UK and Brazil!
And remember to not make a second account just to test out what works best when verifying your identity
A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.
Paywall removed here
Aaand here's the link to the project's Github.
A verified tool that works on any potato computer that will let you bypass discord verification - promptpirate-x/discord-id-bypass-tool
my doctor told me i have to do PT this fucking sucks
these exercises are sooo monotonous like i keep walking down the same hallway over and over 🙄
who was that.
the fucking fetus in the sink won't accept my insurance
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Flying Colors Ep. 5
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Here comes the son of Socks! Happy to get this one out before Art Fight takes off. These characters are also available on my Art Fight profile.
Flying Colors can be read for free on my website.
Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents
This isn't even a shit post that actually happened
Here is a (non-exhaustive) list of free resources for different sign languages:
American Sign Language (ASL)
Australian Sign Language (Auslan)
Australian Indigenous Sign Languages
Black American Sign Language (BASL)
Brazilian Sign Language (LSB)
British Sign Language (BSL)
Chinese Sign Language (CSL)
Emirati Sign Language (ESL)
French Sign Language (LSF)
Italian Sign Language (LIS)
Indian Sign Language (ISL)
International Sign Language (IS)
Irish Sign Language (ISL)
Japanese Sign Language (JSL)
New Zealand Sign Language (NZSL)
Mexican Sign Language (LSM)
Plains Indian Sign Language (PISL)
Polish Sign Language (PJM)
Ukrainian Sign Language (USL)
Yolŋu Sign Language (YSL)
Please feel free to add on if you know of others, be it more resource for one of the sign languages above, or resources for learning any of the other 300 plus sign languages.
Edit: I updated the ASL reference to Bill Vicars, but reminder that these are just things I found around, please find Deaf teachers wherever possible! And for ASL, lifeprint.com is another wonderful resource.
This post is still actively getting notes every day, so I wanted to share a new resource with you: Lingvano. This app is:
Free, for the first few lessons then it’s about $10 per month
Offers lessons from D/deaf teachers
Extremely self-paced, built to take in small 5 to 20 minute chunks every day.
The app currently only offers courses in three sign languages: American Sign Language (ASL), British Sign Language (BSL) and Austrian Sign Language (ÖGS).
I will add this to the original post momentarily, but I wanted to put this in a reblog too to raise awareness. I found out about this app from a Deaf content creator, so I really do think it's legit.
Latvian Sign Language: zimjuvaloda.lv
earlier my husband opened our snack cabinet and something fell out and he put it back and then a second later i heard him say very quietly “no, it chose me” and then he took it and walked away
an australian walks up to a bar
The number of people in the notes of this post who think this is Americans being weird about BRAND NAMES fascinates me.
In the US, 'lemonade' is not a category- it is not ANY drink/soda that is lemon flavored. Lemonade is, specifically, a drink made from combining water, sugar, and actual lemon juice. There might be other flavor additives, like lavender or strawberry, if you're getting fancy with it, but it's almost never going to be carbonated.
There are commercially produced lemonades, you CAN get it in a can or bottle, but it's easy to make at home and probably a majority of Americans are going to think of the homemade stuff before ever thinking of branded versions. Many restaurants, indie and chains, here make their own lemonades to serve, and may ALSO serve lemon-lime sodas like Sprite, which they would not even think to call lemonade.
The reason why the stereotypical thing for a kid to do to make money in American media is a lemonade stand is that American Lemonade is kind of like Smores in the sense that it's a really simple thing that a child can make with limited supervision. In fact, there's no fire, so even no supervision.
A standard one-serving recipe (in metric) One whole lemon squeezed. 50 g Sugar (about equal amounts sugar and lemon) 240 ml water.
Mix. Serve cold. With ice.
While Spite and other lemon lime sodas are clear and fizzy, lemonade is flat and cloudy and yellow.
Different places will mess with the ratios (some have less water or more sugar or more lemon or something)
A restaurant that sells lemonade will have something like this
Where there'll have lemonade, and then maybe lemonade mixed with iced tea or lemonade mixed with some other fruit.
The point, is that when you ask for a "lemonade" it's again, not them being petty about brain names. It genuinely does not occur to them that you could possibly mean spite. I have never heard of Spite being referred to as Lemonade. We do have Fizzy Lemondae, but that's again, sugar, lemon, and carbonated water. Sprite is Lemon-Lime. It would not occur to an American to consider Sprite as ANY kind of lemonade.
“american lemonade is easy to make, just like smores”
i need you to know that smores are also an american thing that i don’t even begin to understand how to make “easily” as a dutchman
Hold a marshmallow over flame on a stick (you can also hold it with your bare hands if you're derranged)
sandwich between chocolate and graham cracker on both sides with the chocolate facing the marshmallow
the gooey chocolate and marshmellow act like glue for the graham cracker
either wait for it to cool or burn your mouth biting into it\
And Illustrated Guide
I regret to inform my fellow Americans that Graham Crackers are also a thing that only America has.
Basically for Brits, it's a biscuit made with graham flour.
Oh wait, graham flour is also American. It's coarsely ground whole wheat flour. The crackers are thin and crunchy and mildly sweet. They're similar to digestive biscuits but thinner and crunchier and easier to bite through.
I remember being really confused as a kid by the whole lemonade stand thing. Because how the hell do you make it fizzy?
Also the "when life gives you lemons, make lemonade" thing was also confusing because it was like. When life gives you lemons... take inspiration from the flavour of them and then go do something else I guess?
Like most phrases given to people who are struggling, it was completely useless. So I never questioned that perhaps lemonade was not sprite everywhere.
@featherfur
Yeah, a lot of things Americans think are universal are not. I have never had a Graham cracker and am unsure why they would be the go-to for marshmallows.
With some exceptions, like enormous brands such as coke, pepsi, and nestle, most branded things (things described only by their brand such as Graham crackers instead of like, chocolate biscuits or something) you'll find in American are American specials.
We don't have Dr pepper or Hershey's in Australia either. There are guaranteed to be others that I don't know, but I know those two are mentioned a lot.
Conversely you guys don't get timtams, Milo, monte carlos, shapes, chicken salt, deep fried dimsims, maltesers, cherry ripes, violet crumbles, freddo frogs or indeed any type of Cadburys, musksticks, fizzers, redskins, wizz fizz, or even the ingredients to make Anzac biscuits. Which sucks for you because all those things are awesome. AND your soft drinks have that weird slime texture.
We do have oreos tho. And we have a better version which has orange paste instead, which you also miss out on.
Further point of clarification for non-Americans, the graham in graham cracker is a generic name for the variety, not a brand name. It refers to their inventor, Reverend Sylvester Graham, a nineteenth century Presbyterian minister who believed that eating rich and heavily spiced foods excited people's libido and therefore it was virtuous and healthy to eat the most boring food possible.
Modern graham crackers are typically slightly sweetened. They're cheap, are designed to break into pieces approximately the size of a toasted marshmallow, and have a slightly coarse texture that complements the marshmallow and melted chocolate. It's also common to eat them dipped in milk, and to use a mixture of graham cracker crumbs, sugar, and butter to make a crumbly crust for cheesecake or cream pies.
If I ever get access to a time machine my first stop will be explaining s'mores to Rev. Graham.
It took me seeing screenshots of that infamous Great British Bake Off episode with the s'mores to truly hit home about the Graham crackers being American.
Sometimes I'll eat plain Graham crackers right out of the sleeve, I used to have a thing for honey flavored teddy grahams which were shaped like toy bears.
prev—yeah, that’s why the product name got changed. they’re red rippers now! (or it might be with a Z, i don’t recall.) which is apt, because they’re fucking chewy and they do feel like they’ll rip yer teeth out. it was still REALLY WEIRDLY RECENT that they changed this though lmao
Non-Australians don't look up Cheer Cheese
#as an american ive at least heard of monte carlos and cadbury
As an Australian it's only just now occurring to me that Cadbury is probably mostly local and not like. On par with Nestle the world over.
Nah Cadbury's the UK standard too, so at least this quarter of the Anglosphere's with you, though I suspect our Cadbury's is different with historically not having to stay solid in normal Australian temperatures.
Not to add to the chaos but the opposite scenario happened to my husband (American)
He went to the UK and was in a restaurant and asked the waiter
"oh, excuse me, do you have lemonade?"
"yes :)"
"oh, I don't mean like, sprite I mean like... Lemonade lemonade, like... Lemon, water, sugar lemonade"
"haha yeah we have lemonade :)"
He orders the lemonade
It was sprite
Yeah sorry, not only do we not have American lemonade here, most people here don't even know it exists. American media that mentions it assumes everyone watching already knows, so never explains it. Like we know when you say football you mean American football, but most people will still assume when you say lemonade you mean lemonade of which Sprite is just a brand, so asking for lemonade but not Sprite will get a "Sure, we stock a different brand of lemonade".
I've seen maltesers in my not-very-upscale, very American supermarket. There's an "international" aisle and it's got 'em.
the epic highs and tragic lows of literally just being in my head on a perfectly normal day
Everyone says that people from Gotham smell like piss, and they're right, but superman grew up in a farm so he grew up around the smell of piss and shit. So superman finds hanging around batman comforting, something about him reminds him of home.
Its the piss.
It's the piss
You may think it cruel but when a white witch pisses me off I go through her etsy listings for native bird feathers and forward it to fish and wildlife services
Sweats in Salem witch descendant
Keep sweating girl the game wardens on his way
I'm doing a stardew valley evil run and the worst part of it so far is telling Linus that I don't like that he roots through the bins 😭
Evil run
Romancing Alex because it seems like something an evil person would do (my character is canonically late 30s while Alex is 19-21 imo, and I'm gunna marry him and then cheat on him with Shane)
I have to pet my chickens so they'll give me better eggs, allowing me to groom my teen bride faster.
My evil farmers name is Mason btw
He canonically wears jorts crocs and socks.
arundhati roy is an Indian leftist activist and author, and this is a criticism of Gandhi and Gandhian politics. this context is important. she's lived through the failure of gandhi-esque politics.
[ID: Tweet by M. @nuhhhnsense posted May 12, 2021. It reads: "Can the hungry go on a hunger strike? Non-violence is a piece of theatre. You need an audience. What can you do when you have no audience? People have the right to resist annihilation." -Arundhati Roy. This quote knocked like 16 years of liberal pacifism out of me in one go. /End ID]
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*taps the Kwame Ture quote*
In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive
We've all been down here too long. I truly think there's a chunk of tumblr's population that can no longer survive sunlight.
women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”
