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I wrote about my favorite movie of the year so far, 1973′s Slither, for Geoffrey Lapid’s Movie Diary. It was really exceedingly lovely to be asked to contribute (a) as a lot of people I enjoy have been guests, and (b) as a big Geoff Show fan, of course. Plus, it’s just nice to get to pretend to be a Movie Writer. I’ve never done that before. “Look at me, ma, I stole Manny Faber’s pants from the laundry”, that kind of thing. “Now me and Roger Ebert have something in common besides an unsettling sexual interest in the Rocky & Bullwinkle movie.” Et cetera.

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I managed to get Abhay on my blog, so obviously I had to log back into tumblr to honor the man on his home turf! It’s a great post about Slither (1973) and its very 70s interrogation of the classic movie adventure genre. Also sex grottos. Pretty much exactly what you want to get for your blog when you email Abhay to write for your very successful and popular movie blog. Thank you Abhay!

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The best part of this is Denji’s not being in kanji bc he’s illiterate

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everyone's all like "be gay, do crimes!" but when I, lestat de lioncourt

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I MEANT AS SELF DEFENSE STOP THE HATRED im sorry red pandas

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Gonna attempt a very casual return to Tumblr-ing before I inevitably end up joining a social media site called something like Beezwacks or Vero 2 that only lets me post comics cropped into a 1 inch circle and only allows me to interact with my real friends, paid advertisers and people who work for the CIA.

Oh Hey It’s Satan’s Boy is a comic that I started drawing in 2019 and took a break from drawing this year. I stopped liking the title in 2019 as well. At the time I conceived it, as a very light satire of Instagram comics, I was working at a job where I was writing all day and then coming home and editing at night. I missed drawing comics, but didn’t have the capacity to write one. So I was like, “What if I draw a comic, but don’t write it?” And then rather than attempting to find another person to write a script for me or making something more abstract, I decided to lie to myself and say that if I wrote the comic while in the process of drawing it that that isn’t actually writing, it’s cartooning. I think this is a lie that many famous comics writers believe as well, so I was in good company. I continued using this process as well as continued to use my brain to think badly for every strip so far.

This is the first strip, and then I’m maybe gonna post one a day until the now Tumblr-exclusive archive runs out.