[byjove]

why the FUCK would Paul expose all the wank circle he was in with John like he did him a DIRTY I swear to God if my friends expose me like that when I’m dead I’ll come back as a ghost and kick their asses

[byjove]

[catlips001]

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and

[catlips001]

Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said

[ask-cloud-skipper]

you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies

[heroincowboy]

Kinda wanna be kissed kinda wanna be stabbed

[hurleyquinnzel]

While he’s having a smoke and she’s taking a drag

[alencuentrodelasmiradasfugaces]

Yes…

[thebeatlescorner]

me when I discover friends who share my love for the Beatles.

I cannot stop obsessing over the Beatles and Keith Moon. Please tell me I’m not the only one with this problem.

[starrysence]

i made a meme to show you how your support for my writing makes me feel!!!! i just get increasingly excited jsjdndjs

[shitty-ryden-imagines-blog]

💗💗💗

[the-korova-milk-bar]

*goes to bed listening to the ramones* *wakes up wearing a leather jacket*

[bryonybeatricetemple]

*goes to bed listening to Led Zeppelin* *wakes up with the sexiest hair ever*

[okspoks69]

*goes to the bed listening to Red hot chili peppers* *wakes up wearing only a sock*

[joeybelladonna]

*Goes to bed listening to Megadeth* *Wakes up dead*

[talklngheads-deactivated2021082]

*goes to bed listening to Queen*

*wakes up wearing a silvery glittery unitard*

[bluutsauger-deactivated20171124]

*goes to bed listening to Pink Floyd*

*wakes up woke*

[aclockworkqueen]

*goes to bed listening to The Beatles*

*wakes up with a bowl cut*

[take-their-fucking-heads]

*goes to bed listening to Metallica*

*sleeps with one eye open*

[silver-scream]

*goes to bed listening to Green Day*

*wakes up in October 1st*

[littlestarfucker]

*goes to bed listening to The Rolling Stones* *wakes up strung out in an hourly motel*

[byjove]

*goes to sleep listening to The Doors*

*Wakes up in leather pants*

[sassyartisanpizza]

*goes to sleep listening to David Bowie*

*wakes up next to Mick Jagger*

[lnterstellar0verdrive]

*goes to bed listening to The Who*

*wakes up because you’re getting kicked out of the hotel room you trashed*

[l-over-bo-y]

*goes to sleep listening to oasis*

*wakes up with a drug addiction*

[volcan0girl]

*goes to sleep listening to The Smiths*

*wakes up crying covered in shrubbery*

[finn-is-punk]

*goes to sleep listening to AC/DC*

*wakes up in a school uniform*

[exogenetics-symphony]

*goes to sleep listening to Muse*

*wakes up with the inability to pronounce the letter “R”*

[brian-mayy-lmao]

*goes to sleep listening to Dead Kennedys*

*wakes up with an intense urge to choke a nazi*

[shitty-ryden-imagines-blog]

*goes to sleep listening to panic! at the disco*

*wakes up in capetown alone*

[strwbry-fields-foreva]

*goes to sleep listening to joji*

*wakes up sad and horny*

[tgtbatddean-deactivated20200729]

When my friend tells me they don’t like P!ATD

[aragun]

You have my gun

[legunlas]

And my gun

[gunli]

And my gun!

[aeiously]

[thebeatals]

[mymindpalaceiskindaweird]

So, I’m having the time of my life cause I’ve just found out some high school detention records about John Lennon and I can’t stop laughing I mean: 

“comments”, 

“talk” 

“nuisance"

“silliness”

“shouting" 

“shoving" 

“misconduct”

“chewing”

“talking in class”

“very bad conduct”

“repeated misconduct”

“very bad behaviour”

“misbehaviour again”

“impudent answer to question”

“late for lesson”

“just no interest whatsoever”

“idleness”

“silly noises in an examination”

AND THE BEST ONE TO ME:

“S a b o t a g e”

[thebootydiaries]

me whenever anyone looks at me: *peace sign*

[beatleresistanceisuseless]

“Back in ‘63 and ‘64, they had to write numbers late at night in hotel rooms. They would work into the early hours of the morning and, in the dead of night, you would hear Paul yell across the room, something like, ‘Hey, John. What rhymes with girl?’”

— Neil Aspinall, 1965 (via andthebandbeginstoplay)

[androcola]

omg asdfhjn

[strwbry-fields-foreva]

ya know what’s sad.... today.. at my therapy session. um. the therapist asked how things were going with my friends.. my brain kinda froze and stopped. confused about the question. i wasn’t quite sure how to respond, the only coherent words leaving my mouth, uttered and muffled by uncertainty. i took a deep breath before scratching my neck and made up an excuse, “uh yeah, um they’re great. i don’t have any problems with them. at least that i know of,” well that’s because... i don’t acquire any... friends. i never really knew how to make them... it surprised me though. for some odd reason. it surprised me.

[tgtbatddean-deactivated20200729]

Someone: I really like Brendon-

Me:

[ghouls-ghouls-boos]

Happy Birthday, Pretty. Odd.

[finding-a-way-to-run-away]

Parent: yells at and threatens child over a mistake

Child: doesnt want to spend time with them afterwards

Parent:

[tasmanianstripes]

Parent:*yells at and threatens child over a mistake*

Child:*doesn’t want to admit their mistakes and starts keeping secrets from their parent*

Parent:

[this-account-is-a-mistake]

parent: *yells at and threatens child over them self-harming*

child: *doesn’t talk to parents about their issues and feels worse*

parent:

[chibi-blue-scapula]

Parent: *attributes all their child’s achievements to god and all the mistakes to the child*

Child: *actively avoids academic achievement and becomes an atheist*

Parent:

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

THAT LAST ONE IS WHY I STOPPED ATTENDING CHURCH AFTER I STARTED THERAPY.

[bri-lin-biscuit]

Parent: *uses personal info,told to them in confidence as ammo to make child feel bad*

Child: *never tells the parents about how they feel or their personal insecurities*

Parent:

[therapist-anon-deactivated20220]

[wolfsteax]

wow this tea is exceptionally tasty tonight thank you