voregeoisie

Squid ◦ 20s ◦ They/Them ◦ Queer ◦proudly nonbinary and asexual◦ check out my wife @cuidabeja

[cutecipher]

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

My signature is worth negative 2 dollars and 82 cents.

[captaindibbzy]

[footlongdingledong]

I'm turning 18 in twenty years it's so over for me

[catsofyore]

Best friends. 💕 Photo from my collection, no date/info.

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[fursasaida]

adult life is truly just thinking “I NEED TO CLEAN” while dealing with the 17 other things that have a hard deadline

[bedupolker]

MDI

[itsmissing]

design comm for a "cambrian explosion wizard"

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[gomarmelade]

Pikmins and strawberries 🍓

[kaity--did]

Absolutely love how emotionally aware my child is for a 4 and a half year old do not however love stubbing my toe on the island for the 100th time today and hearing "hey mama it's okay to cry! It's not okay to throw a fit though, and we hafta re-...we have to reconitize the difference"

[kaity--did]

When I immediately say "oh no thanks" to a food she offers me she says "oh mommy, chefs try new foods. Can you take one , two, bites for me and if you really don't like it then I won't ask forever again deal?"

like you know what fine sure I'll try your truly heinous concoction because I do in fact hafta respect the deals

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[ghiblifilm]

Spirited Away (2001) dir. Hayao Miyazaki

[indolentjellyfish]

boba for nembrotha

[dailymanners]

I find it quite strange that even though Tumblr is known as The Neurodivergence Website, a lot of people on here seem to assume that they're the only neurodivergent person on here, and/or that they're the only person on here who understands The Neurodivergent Experience, so they're quite eager to assume that every post on here was written by someone who's neurotypical and needs to be lectured on The Neurodivergent Experience

[catchymemes]

[squidiosyncrasies]

It's so frustrating that "fruit/vegetable juice added for color" with no elaboration is allowed to be used in ingredient lists. Like am I going to be allergic to this or not?