Bloop

"Did you know that everyone has a unique tongue print that can be used to identify them from other people? Don't lick people."

[todaysbird]

“dont put celebrities on a pedestal” what do you suggest I do with HIM then.

[todaysbird]

i apologize. you are right. i do not want to hurt celebrities’ feet

[homunculus-argument]

I will not elaborate.

[weedsandwishes]

@sergle is correct

[guerrillatech]

[overdramaticntrue]

ughhhhhhhh im trying to take over the world but my incessant need to make anagrams of my top secret plans keeps giving me away

[bidaubadeadieu]

other anagrams of delta-omicron:

MORON CITADEL

CILANTRO MODE

CONDOM RETAIL

MOONLIT CEDAR

LORD MEAT COIN

RENT ACID LOOM

ACNE MOLD RIOT

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

guess the op of that tweet lives in the moron citadel

[yageb]

[ozzfest99-deactivated20170103]

[custer-mp3]

[georgiansuggestion]

A CAT WILL SAY, “Lord! but I do tire of sleeping in This Place, I must rest from it and sleep Elsewhere,” and in this they are Utterly Correct.

[operafloozy]

This is Bea. Thirty seconds before this picture was taken, she was napping in her cat bed (left). She got up, took a few steps, then flooped down to take another nap.

[sosuperawesome]

Plush Embroidered Octopi

Craft Pie Toys on Etsy

[demilypyro]

what's your favorite bird?

European Robin.

They're cuter than the American ones.

[demilypyro]

They're adorable, I love seeing them.. I want to be surrounded by them like a fairy tale princess....

[robinmainblog]

What… what do American robins look like?

[demilypyro]

American Robin

European Robin

[demilypyro]

[googlemenot-deactivated20230921]

[the-emblematic]

Tag yourself. I’m “sets low personal standards and constantly fails to achieve them”

[strychninesorcerer]

Setting low personal standards and consistently failing to achieve them

[3liza]

[violentoffender]

you chatting shit?

[cextra-loz]

pov you are driving down a bri ish school road

[politicalprocrastinator]

I have no idea what this means but I hope Chris is gonna kill the queen

[retrogamingblog2]

Pokemon Inspired Cakes made by Josué Luciano

[pocketkris]

bitches be like "these are my comfort characters!" and it's a group of murderers

[pocketkris]

SOMEONE TAGGED THIS AS BTS????????????

[pocketkris]

???????????????????

[planetquest]

yeah basically a bunch of their music videos starting from i need u (2015) have contained a running story with the members playing different characters. i dont remember much about it because a) im not as big of a bts fan anymore and b) their recent mvs havent referenced it but this article has decent rundowns of each of the characters (uhh tw for mentions of car crashes, family death, hospitalization, abuse, murder, and suicide) https://www.koreaboo.com/lists/heres-brief-explanation-character-bts-universe/

[pocketkris]

LOONAVERSE?????????

[planetquest]

i have seen man made horrors beyond your comprehension

(diagram credit to u/bragen on reddit)

[pocketkris]

you try to read this and your brain explodes

[harley-the-pancake]

This is what it feels like to chew 5 gum

[cyber-eris]

this is worse than what inspired redesign your logo

[pocketkris]

what inspired redesign your logo.

[lilacfeatherss]

the pepsi logo document that included stuff like the gravitational pull of the pepsi logo and compared it to the mona lisa.

[pocketkris]

GRAVITATIONAL PULL OF THE PEPSI LOGO????????

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[commonstarguy]

[dyrkz]

[lemondr0pz]

[conscious-naivete]

[maoist-mizer]

A story in four parts

[little-bullheaded-shit]

[post-store]

$34.99

[trollingisawayoflife]

My cock is so average length bust so thick. So sad to see all these stories 😞

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

That’s great man

[whistlenotes]

[gendervibes]

the world if tumblr let us edit tags instead of having to delete and type them again

[owlpuddle]

already more interesting drama than the movie itself

[thecaduceusclay]

thots on horses?

I think those are called cowboys