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Claire Keane

oozey mess

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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
hello vonnie
Cosimo Galluzzi
Xuebing Du
occasionally subtle
Cosmic Funnies

Kaledo Art

Discoholic 🪩
cherry valley forever
tumblr dot com
$LAYYYTER

#extradirty
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Mike Driver

roma★

titsay
Not today Justin
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@stunnnedminds
$tone Cold Killa
New fave
SAVAGE
LMFAO 😂😭
LOOK AT THIS CRAIGSLIST LISTING
the sorting hat: you can go in Slytherin or Ravenclaw, which do you want?
me: which will make people trust me unquestioningly?
the sorting hat: the answer is Ravenclaw but because you asked that way you're going in Slytherin
me: that's fair.
my mom phoned me today and told me that someone in my hometown had robbed the pharmacy at gunpoint but the pharmacist started having an anxiety attack and the robbers were so worried about her they offered to call her an ambulance while they were robbing her
Was this in Canada?
of course it was
Baby bird season is incoming and I’d like to remind everyone that birds do not have a significant sense of smell. Bird parents will not reject birdlets because you have handled them.
If you see smol birbs with few or no feathers on the ground, you can safely put them back into their nest, bird parents will still care for them.
If you see smol birbs with some or most feathers on the ground, please leave them there, as bird parents are probably nearby watching and feeding.
nakey bird = accidentally fell out, is cold and scared, put back in nest! if you can’t reach the nest, try to put it on a wide branch or fork so predators can’t get at it as easily.
scruffy feather bird = starting to try the fly thing, not very good at it. only put in nest/branch if predators abound, i.e. you have four outdoor cats and they’re licking their chops.
fluffy feather bird = smol fly guy! do nothing. can probably get away from predators and will flip its shit if you pick it up.
Reblogging this because I’d always heard the ‘Don’t touch a distressed bird its mom will reject it’ thing treated as fact before now, I didn’t realise it wasn’t true…
she pulled out receipts in that last tweet damn
Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”
every dermatologist and mother on the Planet: don’t pick at your acne, it’s just going to make it worse, you’ll get a scar, stop picking at your face
me, 3 fingers deep into a pore: that’s so true
Thanks American Girl!
“Nobody has more respect for women than I do” - Donald Trump
when a serial killer has more respect for women than you do
how are people this dumb?
One more girl who has Ryan wrapped around her finger
Japanese t-shirts with English text are my favourite thing in the world
Bonus:
I DID NOT SPEND MY WHOLE LUNCH HOUR SCOURING THE MALL FOR ONE NOTE.
Why does this not have more notes? These are wonderful!
my dog took a bullet for me
how i survived high school.