Shit.

My cover says it all 😂😂 So this is my tumblr blog, hi. I reblog and post just things that I like or what I feel but mainly phan trash and derpessive stuff I don't know

[mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours]

[drowning-painfully]

[quotesfromdanhowell]

I love my life and I’ve never been happier.

Dan Howell (via quotesfromdanhowell)

[noortherndownpoour]

Grab your girlfriend’s ass like its the last piece of pie at thanksgiving dinner

[thepoliticalhippie]

Who grabs pie tho

[veganstupidhead]

*Lifts girls booty with one of those triangle pie scoop things*

[kalavanis]

when u have to poop but alot of people are over

[revolverak]

[phantastic-dan]

IM SCREAMING

[pantryraids-deactivated20131029]

why do dads sneeze so loud

[dantiloquent]

as a congratulations present for the book their publishers got dan and phil a light up “&” sign instead of a “d” and a “p” so they can hold it between them that’s so cute and lovely wtf

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[zombbeans]

These never work for me, but here’s to trying.

[strangenewclassrooms]

I don’t believe in these things

But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job

But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.

Roger is cute.

[sugared-violets]

Eh Roger is cute I might as well

[secondlina]

That fish is so happy it makes me happy.

[arghitsmira]

You tried

[just-shower-thoughts]

I like how the term “as fuck” is a common unit of measurement.

[danhoowell]

[lstered]

[alienpal]

10:00

[o204]

being gay was the best choice i ever didnt make

[feistyhowell]

excuse me while I rewatch this for the rest of my life