keepitsimplestupid

👽💀😎💀👽 *whispers* aesthetic

[character-of-all-time]

ROUND 1: ELAINE (seinfeld) VS BEOWULF (beowulf)

[calamitycons]

the poll is missing.

[character-of-all-time]

listen,

[calamitycons]

I'm listening

[character-of-all-time]

do you hear it?

[disinformed]

at the pool gettting stupid with the ladies

[kosmogrl]

unstoppable force (trying desperately to see the good in life) vs immovable object (wishing life would be kinder to me)

[shitpeoplesayintf2]

[tf2heritageposts]

tf2 heritage post

[parkchanwoohoo]

Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I'll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine

[parkchanwoohoo]

"Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster" <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science

[unexplained-events]

Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

[m3n4c3v35537]

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

[pinkm4ns]

[earlysunsetting]

Same but opposite energy

[wishuponastarion]

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

[inthefallofasparrow]

King of Swords

[memewhore]

[were-ralph]

i will never stop reblogging this how the fuck did she slide against the wall so perfectly

[anexperimentallife]

[cannibalchicken]

[supermariomamafucker]

I have seen the yakuza line stickers so many times but they still make me laugh every time i see them

[supermariomamafucker]

what emotion is this supposed to convey

[finder-plus]

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

spicing up conversations by saying 'you really believe in that' at the most basic inane things

[charlesoberonn]

[orcboxer]

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

Absolutely bonkers that I'm now one of those weirdos you hear about on Twitter

[huffy-the-bicycle-slayer]

I committed to the bit so hard that I also committed misdemeanor impersonation of a government official

[mrpints]