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Homemade locomotives will never cease to amaze.
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happy @codywanweek day 4 to all who celebrate!!
i'm not writing anything new because i'm deep in the trenches of a tolkien fixation but i thought i could at least relink my old work :)
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This campaign defies censorship in social media to raise awareness for early detection of breast cancer
this is actually super fucking smartass of them
Reblogging as this is so important everyone! My mum had breast cancer and that shit is not nice so please check yourself ladies and gents! đđđ
Always a reblog. đ
I will forever reblog this when I see it because its so important
It seems people are liking my post about LOS29, so I might as well plug the video version. A better look at the graffiti, plenty of 710 sounds, horns, or whatever else you may want.
MONSTER!!!!
The Chino Local, identified over the radio as LOS29, works EcoMaterials in Pomona, California. Their day has seemingly just started, likely coming out of Industry Yard in City of Industry a little while before.
GP60 #1150 bears the face of a monster along with various âtattoosâ common of locomotives based in the Los Angeles Service Unit.
Chain Game!
What got you into Tumblr?
Iâll go first: The book The Hate U Give by Angie Thomas
@raiin-dropp @cindixshipperkgfan @inkboo @redtheredheadeddemon @chishiyasbiggestkinnie @gardenofnirashiya @poet-queen12 @urumisbeloved @st4rrysleep @ladylilyoflibraries + open tags or anyone I may have not added
gooseworx/tadc and @themoonsstarmaderoses
@me-iggg @ri0t0nlin3 @xximnotokaytodayxx @lemonsharks2763 @lesbian-cpurpled + open tags and anyone i forgot
A lot of qsmp fan art especially for Team Raccoon and Purgatory 2 in general
@peggy-talks @vampy-pawz @rockstar-pinkbug @boxedfrog @starrycloudscomicss @wolfmidnax3 + open tags :3
Needing to share my realm smp brainworms <33
@gbee333 @peterfurisfluffy @frenchfryoil @salem-hallows and open tagsss
:D actually @hihimihwa got me onto tumblr w their sick asf art (also Greek mythology but mainly it was cuz of them lmao)
@littlekiller823 @thefavoritechild @mute-doll @stardog144 @your-local-starstruck-dreamer and open tags to anybody else who wants to join<3
I kept seeing classic tumblr posts on Pinterest and stuff so I was like âI wanna go on a website that has an unending pool of My Humor!â So I did
@mintbecrazy @long-form-contentment @quietquaking @alorekeeper +open tags <33
i wonât lie it was the exact same experience. and itâs great!
@acorn-flower @stupidramblingsandtrains @xx-d3m0n-k33p37-d47k-xx
Some dude named âlow volume quiveringâ or smth idk
Moot check up!!
@redtheredheadeddemon @victoria33787 @kcookiez @anaa15 @annathedreamer11 @iiiidleteen @pluraldinosaur543 @yurifulofjoy @z0mbi3gvtzzz @literalleah @lastsoulonearth @eyelessmari
How are yall feeling today? :33
im alive
yall guyz alive??
@smthrelatedtotswift @wr1bs @shuichisdarkmistress @z0mbi3gvtzzz
alive and well!!
tags: @lifecouldbeworsecalvin, @n3cr0crunk, @yukihirop-is-not-human, @cinnabrwonie, @redtheredheadeddemon @itsmeanatastia @pgeorgiemain, @sarosno1fan, @bxttxrflx, @bluenerdd34, @victoria33787, @goldenrat3, @xyourlonelywriterx, @hellicities, @raer0se, @spencer-reid-is-so--me, @emludavis, @screamerinajar, @thatgirlthathauntsyourdreams, @atlas-hates-geography, @chatimcookedfr, @thejesterfrog, @charmyontop3, @hanseltheidiot, @velvetinerabb1t @def-not-chrissy, @komokiri, @alpheiamoth
Surviving
@honeyed-dew69 @kcookiez @bthecasualdoofus + open tags
Alive and somewhat well!
@schrodinger-ka-billa @tenshiiiiiiiiiiiiii @floweyrosie @dustsansm2
how yall doin
Alive, a little carsick but alive !!!!
@jellyfishhyy @otakusheep15 @itsdesssuyo + open tags
How r u guys đđ
hella sleep deprived and working on some art
@rasp-de-berry @ravenbc @xiaxiaoo @neodith @sothisish0witends @misteria247
What's the status report Kowalski đ»
(ty for the tag :3) Well. i broke down for 2 hours in front of my family but then my sibling comforted me with twisted wonderland đ„č âïž
@neodith @xxc0ffeeb1tzxx @orkiidorkii @never-evil @freakunderthecouch @jackab36 open tags
How are my divas doing
Missing the husband but other than that alive (sadly)
how are yâall
@hollownautilus-world @no-one-offical
@lucifer666kingofducks @imsocooltrusttt @billhookbillybob @lucifer-offical <- metetron offical moot
I mean
alive
@fangirlmenace @mer-acle @animehaircolors @temu-offical you?
Pretty great right now :D
@the-eccentric-of-notre-dame @iammentallystable16 @pipatetka-be-cranking how we doing fam?
i just slayed in a performance and also got slapped hard across the arm with a swordâ€ïž Iâm having an awesome time
@stars-and-sharks
hell yeah we cooked with the performance bro!! i'm at home watching d&p because when am i not
@fionanotonfire @teamyuri @tyrannosaurus021 @ang3l-ocean how are you guys doing :]
alive not especially well but alive
@kiwistarrrzz @piercetheviih @starry-eyed-stag @hamcheesesammich @gettingfurtheraway @planticassy
how r u guys ??
Alive, pretty well and pretty sad at the same time đ
@yeotozaki @sell-my-soul @saltnburnbaby @therealholdenworther @basementgerardlover69 @ashi3pashie
doin oki<3 thank you for asking<3
although I do have a speech coming up and all that, so it's a bit stressful and just family crap.
But, I have been meditating, washing my face twice a day, (i took an everything shower the other day), and I have been brushing my teeth twice a day consistently for a while now; which is a huge win for me (since my depression was getting to me for a hot minute)
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ËÊâĄÉË @zyahthestickmanguy
(comment this emoji, đ, if you want to be added to my general tag-list!!)
Iâm oki, im freakin exhausted tho. First day of work and im up before the asscrack of dawn đđ
How bout you?:
@lookingskyward @zyahthestickmanguy @blueeyesblueties @dandelions4dew @yourfavnerd1412 @luci-short-for-lucifer
i'm alive. the weather's finally warming up where I live, so progressively better.
how have my internet besties been?
@lun4rm00nzz @yourlocalhaemogoblin @soft-salt-and-moonlight @johnnydontleaveme
(also, @avy-reblogs, 'the asscrack of dawn' is probably the funniest thing i've read in weeks, tbh. it sounds kinda familiar, so i'm thinking dean may have said it once, lol.)
im still getting on with it, thanks for checking in đ«¶
how bout yall?
@thekingofkaumidy @groovygothicgnome @goneb4thesunrise @onyxxxxxxxxxxxxx @axelmanicconstantpanic @lunalighting512 @i-eat-asphalt @labradoodlelove @calcium-is-screaming @mikeandwillsweddingofficiant
Well alright actually, currently at a comic con cosplaying Gerry Keay and people keep recognising me!
@thatchaoticbookworm @ironmansucksass @mrecury42
thats so cool :DD i'm doing pretty good, actually, got 3 days of good sleep (holidays!!) @shenanigan42 @f4llenbutt3rfly @shaethecrow @do-not-u-dare @later-heaven @girl-on-the-subway @random-indian-girl @dramaticinlyf @the-one-and-only-p1per @cyberobservationmilkshake @paper-stars-still-glow @perpetuallyconfusedindividual
im doing alr :> have a horrible cold rn, but its alr :3
@shenanigan42 @eleventhirtythoughts @deadrosesreturned @reincarnated-gay-fox @the-one-and-only-p1per @youngjusticerulez @oxyisdamoron @sunnyarik3r @astracaedes @ayane-chan-loves-water @b4rtycr0uchjr-4k4-m3-4t3-ur-m0m @b4rty-r0s13r-w1ll-fck-y0ur-m0m
Hope you feel better soon <33
I'm alright :)
@laced-in-ruin @coffeestainedstars @prosperoisadiva @riri-shark-in-perpetual-motion @whatonearthisgoingon @thestarsshineevenwhenhidden @justainsanenobody @dontyoudarejudg3 @5tars-in-my-eyes @shazzagotkickedoff @miniaturespirestorm @em0tionallymotionsick @selenophilesheart @yippeeyippieyippie @tacocatwithchocolatetihi @rosekiller27 @vivaciousmessypixie @darlingmylovethatsmurder @nelly-rebellyyyyy @reggie-little-mermaid @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @sophi-spilled
Glad to see you're alright ;))
And I'm quite gooood, ty!! The spring's here and so is my will to live
@istillwishforyouateleveneleven @withdevovotion @yourshiningautumnoceancrashing @darknesswrappedinfallcolors @rosekiller27 @knightmossy @em0tionallymotionsick @b4rtyl1ci0us @reggie-little-mermaid
Awww it's so good you're nice
I'm stressed for my result, fine otherwise
@7975348473 @istillwishforyouateleveneleven @aryan717 @constantlymusing @em0tionallymotionsick @joylivie @krow-offical @lunarlee101 @oops-i-guess-i-did-a-full-180 @viscountessnila
Aww im sure your result will be good!! And if not, it doesnât matter to me I will still love you heheh remember grades dont define you!!!
Ik actually doing really good right now, the best Iâve been in a long time!!
@krow-offical @wallyblack1925-offical @dramaticinlyf @the-aricher @printer-reads-505 @souperache @lotions-potions-and-notions @coneheadobviously @guiltyy-as-s1n @5tars-in-my-eyes @eleventhirtythoughts +open tags:))
im doing okkk :> my cold is still here </3 but we're living with it
@shenanigan42 @eleventhirtythoughts @ravensncrowsx @souperache @the-one-and-only-p1per @deadrosesreturned + open tags
REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HAPPY CUZ U WROTE SHITTY OFFICALVERSE FANFICTION AND THE PEOPLE I WROTE IT FOR ARE LIKING IT đ„čđ„čđ„č
-Pipes
@coffee--spill @etho-foxling @fancysheepnacho @evilpineapple-offical + open tags
tiredddddd and oh look more tiredddd but I'm doing alr!!
@nonchalantly-lying-dead-inside @somebodycalledmerlin @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @itsyagirlmaggie @doingautismsohardfortangi @darksanctuaryy @blarn-ified + anyone else!
i accdentily made more porradge than i wanted too and i keep looseing my things around the house which is frustrating and im getting kind of tired now otherwise doing realtivley fine
@synonymroll2121 @w0lfyfl00f @raynilikescats @deadandwalking @nikto-is-nobody @seventhealien @manilovefudge @jesters-act + anyone else :]
schol :(((
@gaykirbyfan @kilikesmilktea @sunshine-and-anxiety @aninternetsurfer @owenisfree @averydeadshootingstar + anyone else
i slept at 4 pm and woke up at 2 am and im doing pretty good i think :3
@astarrel @yerinnieyayy @floofboistudios @retrocrayons @tractormaam @b1gg3stb1gack @gerunchick @candyyanny @ravens-and-rust @sylversteel @furryarts1 @cin-the-moth @pastel-goth-moth @just-a-little-moth @uziartsblog @linkus-b-squinkus @thatlifebloodvessel @unrelentingcheeseburgers-ss13 @cucurbitophobia + anyone else!!!!!!
my. draft dissappeared for some reason
im doing pretty good tho, almost finished a big art thingy I've been taking a while to do bc of irl stuff, studies and art block stopping me :3
@torwanderer @caelium-moth @spectral-swarm @thatlifebloodvessel @fan-of-lizzers @
barely slept and feel like shit and still have chores and shit to do, but we stay silly regardless (ăŒÏăŒ)
@clodsire-the-random-creature @red-leaves-of-autumn @sparkofcourage-blog @lylac-of-the-final-applause @pixelgamer109 @astroandrogyny
the evil the evil the evil the evil
too busy rn to tag many people but @revived-crows @kittysnail-sadweasel @hyroglyph
Existingâą with a mild headache cuz I sleep 8 hours across two different segments and that completely fucks things over ig
Open tags cuz ejwidkbr
*pat pat* I am doing good I'd say if you ignore my undone homework for today
Read cool fic
@strayantony @ants-up-the-tower @boipel
Took a short afternoon nap uhhhhhhhhh that's it idk nothing interesting tbh
Uhhh idk who to tag uhh I don't have many moots
Uhhh shout-out to moots and oomfs @k9mackenzie @notclinton @paragonorang @freshbonbon2007 @acidmill @neidrakos
running low on battery, need some slumber soon enough
@red-leaves-of-autumn @kittysnail-sadweasel @catboy-tdick @backwards-cat @your-local-starstruck-dreamer @xx-d3m0n-k33p37-d47k-xx @esperlionwisp @revived-crows @miracleofdatabase
How does it go for you all?
Its going good rn life is really looking up despite most of the world on fire, but it seems like a lot of people i know are getting into places in life they are happy with which makes me really happy :3 but I am stressed abt moving rn :(
@billlyramone @ozzysboneyard @quietquaking @remmickshop how are yall?
vibin! life is about to be A Lot (working 30-40 hours a week, doing leadership stuff as a CCC cohort ambassador, and taking i think 13 units) as soon as fall semester kicks in, but all good stuff! and iâve gotten a lot of writing done this summer :)
hello my friends @edgy-homo @stupidramblingsandtrains @unknown-echo @tid3drift3r @acorn-flower
Been foaming, hanging out with friends, and working on my mental health. All around pretty chill.
Idk who to tag
âšïžđ” list 5 of your favorite songs, and post them w/ this ask! Then send this to some of your moots đ”âšïž
(You don't have to if you don't want to!)
oop my tastes are all over the place right now
here we go uhhh
rhinestone eyes -gorillaz
empire ants -gorillaz
runway houses city clouds -tame impala
myth -beach house
whereâd all the time go -dr. dog
tags: @kokobear443 @echora-aura @chqoswood @h1v3wing @thehitorii @ass1m1lat3d-fl3sh13 open tags!! but i really wanna hear from you 6 buggers
In no particular order:
All These Things Iâve Done by The Killers
Daydreamer by AURORA
Magnanimity (Bigger Man) by Rabbitology
Hop Up, My Ladies by Elizabeth Mitchell
a song for your final stand by keys
Enjoy!! Iâve provided links for anyone interested in my music taste ^^
Tags for my moots đ©”
@silly-blue-gosling @mostlyvoid-partiallyturtles @crypticraccoon96 @sir-froggs @swagerly @randomperson3071
No particular order as well:
1. "Friends With You" by The Scary Jokes.
2. "Catabolic Seed" by The Scary Jokes.
3. "Toynbee Tiles" by The Scary Jokes.
4. "The One Who's Running The Show" by Gooseworx.
5. "perfect pair" by Beabadoobee.
Guys I think I like The Scary Jokes but I dunno...
Anyways, there's a lot more where that came from! NOW GO, MY MOOTS!!
@baxs-tblr @reshramlove1ob @sir-froggs @angelzzf00d @provvywovvy @shamiisu
the spins. - shteppi
No Time to Explain - Good Kid
Zip Up My Fly - Malcolm Todd
Why Didnât You Stop Me? - Mitski
Tounge Tied - GROUPLOVE
thanks random <3
no order really haha
tags for people that kind of interact with me if they are okay with it
@seasoblivion @wolfmidnax3 @boxedfrog @sir-froggs again because im not original
hi
sorry you donât have to do this
UHHH I CANâT PICK 5 FAV SONGS QWQ Im the person who has like 36 hour long playlists- here are some songs I like + just cool artists that I have a lot of fav songs from :P
-Sleeping At Last (artist)
-Loving is Easy by Rex orange county
-Kilby Girl by The Backseat Lovers
-Jack Stauber and Bo Burnham (artists)
-Buffalo Soldier by bob Marley
-Pancake Song by Hlzfss
no order btw these are just random songs I like :3
uhhhh honourable mentions to Otherside, Cody Fry, Mitski, A Good Kid (love their songs!!), some AJR songs, uhhhmmmmrmr I like a lot of instrumentals, Tongue tied (skephalo my beloved), a bunch of songs in popular mcyt animatics, Dtmf, anddd Adrianne Lenker!! :3
oh! The Kite by Luisa Marion and Noah Floersch (spelling?) has been on repeat for me the last few days- both the instrumental and word version :P
I also have a lot more sad/3 am songs I rlly like but uhh nobody asked for a yap sesh here xD
TAGS FOR ANYONE WHO WANTS TO DO IT BUT ITS ALSO OPEN TAGS!! :D (yes I will be listening to any and every song any of you guys write :P)
@gbee333, @eestifan4ever, @rockstar-pinkbug, @parrotavetis @pi-does-things, @peterfurisfluffy, @salem-hallows @frenchfryoil, @kimblepin @lexandmaxthetwocatsinmyhead @lesbian-cpurpled @xxcatzncupcaxezxx @melloowbloom
Btw btw if any of you guys donât liek being tagged in tag games PLEASE TELL ME!! OR JUST SAY qvq I donât wanna be bothering anyone-
OH TY FOR THE TAG!! :D oh god yea i have over 2 thousand songs in my likes uhhhhmmmMmm
in no particular order because I canât choose.. but some of my favs :)
1 - The World We Knew (over and over) by Frank Sinatra
2 - My Diorama by STOMACH BOOK
3 - In My Room by Julia Wolf
4 - The Phantom Of The Opera (honestly all the songs from that musical/movieâŠ) by Andrew Lloyd Webber
and maybe uhh
5 - Bloopin by Eddie EWI
I have a very diverse music taste if you canât tellâŠ. Though Frank Sinatra is usually my go to :)
I have way more but Iâm way to lazy⊠Honestly you could just go to my Spotify for my long ahh playlist if you really wanted- or my SoundCloud for that matter, it really doesnât matter to me LMAO
nf tags!!:
@thefavoritechild @littlekiller823 @littlelaurendraws @mute-doll @stardog144 @givemenoname @tid3drift3r and anybody else who sees this/wants to join! Be it moots or not :)
(yes if you dont wanna be tagged just lmk etc lmao)
oh man I gotta choose five?? Okay okay In no particular order:
Banana pancakes (Jack Johnson)
Rocks rock (Henry oak)
Off the wall (Michael Jackson)
Out of tune (backseat lovers)
Hug me (Pharrell Williams)
Idk if this is completely accurate but Iâve been vibing to these songs lately <3
@alorekeeper @quietquaking @eris-of-disco
ough top 5 is rough. i cant even pick a top 5 bands, ive got a list of 15 that i keep up to date, but ill just pick some iâve been thinking of lately
1. De Oppresso Liber- 5FDP
2. Orion- Metallica
3. NWO- I Prevail
4. Sacred- Parkway Drive
5. Paint It Red- Bad Wolves
@acorn-flower @stupidramblingsandtrains @edgy-homo
Thatâs a damn hard question! These are just ones Iâve been listening to recently.
1. One Step Beyond - Madness
2. Itâs the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) - REM
3. Semi-Charmed Life - Third Eye Blind
4. Flagpole Sitta - Harvey Danger
5. The Naked Gun Theme - Vinnie Corbo version
Idk who else to tag lol
"I would never jeopardize the beans" pales in comparison to it's newest successor, "beans r not woke. How could u do this?"
tomorrow I'll do the possible
teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek
fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"
And then you canât even say shit about bc people start trying to put you in a jacket and shit. Like omg itâs so strict???
âspicy pillowâ jokes aside, I think @flowerkroneââs tags deserve a serious reply:
#my old phone looks like this on my shelf lmao #im too scared to touch it to throw it away #idk what trash this even goes into when its at this point
The pillow-shaped object here used to be the phoneâs battery. Itâs not a battery anymore. Now itâs a balloon full of corrosive, pyrophoric chemicals and hydrogen gas and itâs one puncture away from burning your house down. I am 100% serious. You should be scared to touch it.
But you gotta touch it, because you gotta get it out of your house before the pressure builds up to the point where the balloon pops. This isnât going to happen soon â there is no need to panic â but it will happen eventually.
And, indeed, it doesnât go in the ordinary trash. You put this in the ordinary trash and youâre gonna set the garbage truck on fire. Donât do that to the garbage collectors, their job is hard enough already.
The first thing you need to do is get a fireproof container. The most common household item that qualifies as a fireproof container is a cast-iron cookpot with a cast-iron lid â often sold as a âDutch oven.â Any other cooking container thatâs unreactive, has a very high melting point, and has a lid made of the same materials will also work: enameled or stainless steel, Pyrex with glass lid, etc.
However: Do not use a pot with a PTFE-based non-stick coating. If the battery does explode, the fire will probably be hot enough to degrade a PTFE coating, producing toxic smoke. (Not that you should breathe the smoke from the battery fire either, but PTFE breakdown products are worse.) Do not use a pot made of aluminium or copper. The fire might even get hot enough to melt those.
Whatever container you use, you might have to throw away along with the phone, so donât use your good Dutch oven for this. Go to a thrift store and buy a cheap one.
Once you have the fireproof container:
Gently pick up the phone and put it in the fireproof container. If possible, gently tape the phone to the bottom of the container to prevent it from bouncing around. Donât put any padding in there, thatâll just make a fire worse if it does happen. Put the lid on and tape it shut.
Put a label on the container, something like âDEFECTIVE LI-ION BATTERY â FIRE HAZARDâ.
It is now reasonably safe to move the container around. However, if the battery does explode, the container is very likely to leak smoke and get hot, so keep it in a well-ventilated area and away from things that will be damaged by heat. Donât leave it exposed to the weather, either.
You need to find either a hazardous waste disposal site, or an e-waste recycler that will accept defective Li-ion batteries. I canât help with that because I have no idea where you live.
However, your local fire department, if you have one, will probably be happy to help. Call their non-emergency number. Nothing is on fire yet, so this isnât an emergency, but things that can easily start a fire are still within the fire departmentâs responsibilities. Tell them you have a phone with a bulging lithium-ion battery, you put it in a fireproof container, and you want to know how to dispose of it safely.
If the fire department tries to tell you this isnât dangerous or itâs okay to throw it out in the regular trash (with or without fireproof container), hang up on them and write a cranky letter to your local government representatives, then keep looking for a proper disposal site.
When you do find a a hazardous waste disposal site or an e-waste recycler, call them and make sure they will take defective Li-ion batteries, before showing up. Thatâs also a good time to ask if they will let you have the fireproof container back.
Reblog to save lives.
[Image: A phone with the insides visible, including a battery that has inflated like a balloon. The photo is captioned, âPillow :33â]
Reblogging because I would have had absolutely no idea what to do, either.
Many cities have a household hazardous waste location available to residents and that will usually be listed on the cityâs website along with contact information.
A 75 yo man proudly came into the cafe wearing an Ultra Maga hat. I excused my barista from the register to handle the transaction.
"The hat is customizable," he said, struggling with the velcro patch on the front. "If I need it, I have an ICE one too. I pick based off the business i walk into."
"Customizable is an important hat descriptor," I said. "what can I get you?"
"You wouldn't believe how offended people get these days," he said. "And I'm supposed to do something about it if you're offended? You chose to be offended!"
"We all have hundreds of thousands of decisions everyday," I said. I thickened my accent. "That's what my stepdad always said. But I can make one easier - we have a delicious Ethiopian roast available."
"Like if I told you you have a bull ring," he said, "because bulls have rings in their noses. Is that offensive?"
I laughed. "I've heard that before."
"It's a joke, but people get offended. Maybe you're offended."
I looked at him. I smiled. "You aren't trying to offend me though, right?"
Of course he was. I was being friendly and the friendlier I was, the faster he switched topics. He was saying anything inflammatory he could think of to see if I'd take the bait. After about 20 minutes of my redirecting and deescalating, he settled into a more normal interaction. He took up too much of my time showing me a product I'd feigned mild interest in to get him to stop talking about getting accused of inappropriate behavior at work. When we finally disengaged, he spent 10 minutes trying to catch my eye again. When he failed, he left.
There's this new breed of customer who insists on trying to incite political conversation through their clothing and, when that doesnt work, their snide little comments. If I owned my own business, maybe I would have given the guy the fight he wanted. But I work for a corporation and I love paying my bills so I deescalated.
Anyone wearing that type of shit and preying on workers for their own spank bank material is a brainless fucking sheep.