buff chick dip bandwagon

jack | primarily a pens fan. but let's go bucs and let's go buffalo!

[stuuupendous]

2025 - 2026. same time next year, anyone?

[boasamishipper]

there has never been a character as horrendously down bad for someone as shoresy is for laura mohr. he'd take a header off the bridge of nations just to brush arms with her. he'd do a full gainer down the crack in killarney just to hold her purse. he'd tongue-kiss a toaster just to vacuum her car. he'd take his eyebrows off just for a high five from her. he'd bite into a beehive just to hose out her bins. these are all direct quotes from the show btw

[fresh-bag-of-ham]

the thing about shoresy is they're scrounging up some ringers for this senior aaa hockey team they're trying to save. they introduce a character who is a black quebecois guy who used to play in the nhl who is now a rapper and who got suspended for attempting to climb over the barriers and out of the penalty box to beat the ass of someone in the stands who called him a slur. and you're like, that's neat. and then you look up the actor and realize that he's played by a guy with the same government name who was drafted to the nhl who is also a rapper with the same rapper name and was also suspended for attempting to climb over the barriers and out of the penalty box to beat the ass of someone in the stands who called him a slur. and you're like well damn. i feel like he should have been allowed a few minutes alone with slur guy without anyone saying anything.

[canesbian]

oh they’re just actively identifying as jarvy’s WAGs now

[robindrake13]

🐧🐧

[robindrake13]

🐧🐧

[kindavery]

extremely important murashov juggling footage

[broresteia]

sidney

[vintagegeekculture]

In 2007, legendary Hall of Fame baseball player and broadcaster, Bob Uecker, stayed in a Pittsburgh hotel that was home to Anthrocon, the largest furry convention in the world. While broadcasting, the octogenarian sports legend said that "they call themselves furriers, I believe," and "the furrier society were checking themselves in just as the team arrived. A little strange, but....that's their thing."

As Anthrocon is historically held minutes from PNC Park where the Pittsburgh Pirates play, many baseball players have an association with furry. For example, former Major League MVP for the Pittsburgh Pirates, Andrew "Cutch" McCutchen (average: .419) always tweeted about furries when Anthrocon was in town for Pittsburgh home games. On a podcast hosted by the former quarterback of the Pittsburgh Steelers, Cutch was asked point blank if he was a furry, and he said he "had no fursona." McCutchen's fascination with furries is so well known that there is a t-shirt design with Cutch in Pittsburgh with the word "FURRIES" on it.

The strangest part of all is this: McCutchen has notably improved performance during home games held at the same time as Anthrocon, and it was observed that if he continued his performance at the same level he does when Anthrocon is in town, Cutch would be the greatest baseball player in history.

[twominutesforembellishment]

A Tale of Kindy the Penguin

[punksalmons]

the thing about sidgeno is that it's the quintessential love story where somehow the laws of geography, international law, language and sports management all individualy and simultaneously worked together to make sure two people could meet and become fundamental parts of each other's lives. the thing about sidnate is that nathan mackinnon is living a kind of psychosexual horror drama previously unknown to mankind.

[punksalmons]

the thing about sidclaude is that sidney crosby and claude giroux tried to kill each other for real.

[berrytart]

i think the entire vegas golden knights team belongs in prison. (remembers i dont believe in incarceration as a solution for anything) we should restructure society so that the vegas golden knights cannot exist within it

[hocceius]

my friend steve dangle

[rimouskis]

the people have spoken

[rimouskis]

1. 🙂‍↕️

2. my malkamania forever made the cut lmaoooooo #success

[yabagofmilfs]

dragon :(((( i miss you every day

[lettucemakar]

with a heavy heart, I award the fourth annual Ronn Zmythe. Added on a gallon of gas this year, too. Thanks for the PKs and saves.

Until October ❤️

[shrockeyy]

do you guys remember having hopes and dreams

[shrockeyy]

ok idk why this is breaking containment but to be clear this post is about Game 3 of the 2026 Stanley Cup Western Conference Finals where the Colorado Avalanche were up 3-0 against the Vegas Golden Knights after the first period and then managed to lose the game 3-5. I do see how it could be interpreted as being about the general disillusionment of adulthood but I was actually talking about ice hockey

[carefully-packaged-rage]

getting all my sports news from posts on here my moots make means that what I know about the hockey thing (cup???) is

a) its hockey

b) theres lesbians

c) theyre all married

d) theres a tiger involved??? somehow?? a power (??) tiger???

e) the refs suck