Joker's Style

Just your socially awkward neighborhood comedian, seeking to entertain and make new friends.

[positivelycrippled]

[weaverworks]

Touche

[isaia]

I was not prepared for this level of smackdownHD.gif

[sixpenceee]

The Perry Bible Fellowship is the perfect middle between the whimsy and the morbid. And it has been since 2001 when its creator Nicholas Gurewitch drew the first strip. Nicholas describes his style as “the clarity of obscurity”, and his work is a real treat to all the dark(er) souls out there. (Source)

[kakuzubat]

@plisetskees

[austinbey-deactivated20180123]

[studiominimalista]

“Thoughts”

[retrogamingblog]

Legend of Zelda Artwork by Orioto

[dudewithabow]

[princess-j-english-deactivated2]

… He is making some very good points.

[seventeeneblack]

“Four legged boobs.”

[zakune]

nigahiga spittin straight wisdom

[nocrimeinthewasteland]

IN THE FIFTH GIF HE PATS THE CUPS WITH HIS LITTLE PAWS TO MAKE SURE IT’S IN. BRB, DYING.

ARE YOU KIDDING? LOOK AT THE 7TH GIF HOW HE JUST HANDS THE CUPS TO THE PERSON AND IS LIKE, “HERE HUMAN, YOUR FEEBLE TASK FOR ME IS COMPLETE. NOW LEAVE US BE.”

[notoriouslywitty-deactivated201]

THEY’RE SO CUTE, OMG. I CAN’T.

[crunkellove-blog]

THE GREATEST THING ON THE INTERNET SINCE THE LAST TIME OTTERS WERE IN A THING ON THE INTERNET.

[thespectacularspider-girl]

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Reblogging purely for the last one

[svrgebinder]

@jupiterjames

[bemusedlybespectacled]

Shrek makes infinitely more sense if you ascribe to the theory that everyone is a PC in an RPG, and Donkey’s player managed to avoid a boss battle by rolling a nat 20 to seduce the fucking dragon

[morrithal]

“I want to be a half-ogre.”

“What? You can’t. They’ve seen your picture, and you’re a human.”

“The ogre half is at night.”

[highmachinegun]

“Ok, now it’s time for the boss fight against Farquaad.”

“I have my dragon girlfriend eat Farquaad.”

“…you what?”

“I have my dragon girlfriend-”

“No, no, I heard you the first time. Look, I’m gonna roll a d20 and if it’s a 20 then the dragon will eat Farquaad.” -dice sounds-

*pinches the bridge of his nose* “Ok, so the boss is fucking dead now.”

[thegmsighs]

know the difference

It has come to my attention that many people mistake wyverns for dragons, so here’s a post to help you remember

Dragon: 4 legs, 2 wings

Wyvern: 2 legs, 2 wings

Drake: 4 legs, flightless

Wyrms: long snake like body with no appendages, can also appear as a traditional Chinese dragon with 4. Legs and no wings yet can fly

Amphithere: 0 legs 2 wings, can be feathered

Lindwurms: 2 legs, 0 wings, long body

Luck dragon: 4 legs, no wings, can fly, long body, furry with dog like face

Komodo dragon: 4 legs, no wings, real

Bearded dragon: 4 legs, 0 wings, often kept as pets

[kick-my-ass-for-free]

as a person passionate as fuck about dragons, i stand by this post

please understand

[phdintvwatching]

I still can’t believe this happened. 

[psychedelicfelon]

GOAT

[jollylollylily]

President Barack Hussein Obama has a great poker face. I would have laughed so hard.

[anenigmaticmosaic]

You could see he wanted to laugh so damn hard lmao

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

i finished knitting this hat during one of my classes

(thats my teacher modeling it) and he liked it so much so i used the leftover yarn to make a mini version for his chameleon

[spellcasting-jester]

A WHOLESOME POST

[about-usa]

New York City - New York - USA (by Tyler Sprague) 

[dutchster]

[robynjaja]

This is one of the most adorable comics I’ve ever read

[hungoverandhard-up-blog]

I’ve been waiting for this to pop back up on my dashboard.. we are way too hard on ourselves.

[m-has-a-blog]

Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game

[itsagifnotagif]

Dogs are too pure honestly

[awwww-cute]

My friends corgi fell asleep in class

[bookipsies]

What fucking willy wonka school do these people go to where they can bring FUCKING SLEEPY PUPPIES

[tastefullyoffensive]