louis got an ass tat

Kenya: 18. Caribbean. Louis Tomlinson is the light of my life. cis, she/her

[guooey]

I really really wish I was a cat, I’m not built for this capatalist society but I am built for sleeping 19 hours a day and knocking things over

[duskianfae-deactivated20210319]

I just saw these news that this brazilian 15 years old boy made a fake profile pretending to be a 14 years old girl

And with this profile, he baited a creepy old dude

And so they agree to meet at a nearby park during the night.

And the old dude goes there, expecting to find some naive girl to be preyed upon

only to find the 15 years old boy

dressed as SPIDER-MAN

AND DRESSED AS SPIDER-MAN

THE BOY KICKED THE DUDE’S ASS. LIKE. LEGIT KICK HIS ASS

HE HAD BRASS KNUCKLES

Of course, the creep wasn’t happy with it, and called the police on the spiderman kid. And when the police found the kid, you know what he did?

He said “that guys a pedo lol” and gave them a drive with all the evidence he collected thru the profile

Thank you, Spider-man. Thank you for your service.

[summery-captain]

YOU GO FELLOW BRAZILIAN SPIDERMAN

“Teenager dressed as spiderman beats up a suspect of pedophilia in Joaçaba”

“With great powers come great responsibilities”

[thicctails]

Im pretty sure this is the legit Spiderman of our dimension

[sailorbrazil]

[teen movie]

gay character: guys… im gay

pothead character: dude thats like, so dope

[helloitsbees]

[peppylilspitfuck]

He used 100% of his power to support her. 

[the-a-j-universe]

He didn’t even need to, but that’s how good an ally he is.

[charlesoberonn]

The canonical name for the Thanos Snap is The Decimation which is really underwhelming and etymologically incorrect.

[theideamaster]

The Duocimation doesn’t really roll of the tongue.

[charlesoberonn]

The Halfenning

[logo-comics]

The Cosmic Coin Toss.

[mrevaunit42]

Duck duck dust

[charlesoberonn]

The Shittiest Lottery

[funeral-clown]

Going Halfsies 

[charlesoberonn]

[regbian-moved-to-lezbianz]

the beatles wish. they fucking WISH they had half as much cultural significance as my chemical romance

[marisatomay]

some of you never woke up after heart transplant surgery and discovered that your boyfriend, zayn malik, had been the donor and it shows

[pinkvinyl]

[calliopechild]

Saw this on fb and had to share.

[harlequinnade-deactivated201903]

[cosed]

phineas and ferb is literally the funniest and also best show on earth this isnt even a joke

[cosed]

every episode has a song that fucking slaps and theres no dark edgy trying too hard to be deep plotline thats been overdone to death, and the show just. knows how absolutely absurd it is and uses it to its advantage and its also just fucking hilarious

[disneyadaptations]

Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey (1993)

[micromys]

One of my favorite things about this scene was that by this point, these three animal actors were so fond of each other that the trainers really didn’t have to do much work to make them go to each other like this. They were really that happy to see each other! 

[hearthawk]

That made this so much better!

[spencerxhastings]

did i do this right

[toboldlywrite]

I know adverbs are Controversial, but “said softly” means something different than “whispered” and this is the hill I will die on.

[pglang]

i’ll get over it i just gotta be dramatic first

[honeybrees]

i love that this is just one of a number of posts that have gone around in the last few days tacitly acknowledging that you need to feel your feelings in order to move through them

[hydro-homies]

You know the drill

[mystical-flute]

My favorite part of this is that you can just hear the defeat in this.

[succubused]

some of you never learned the difference between “bad writing” and “narrative choice i didn’t like” and it shows

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

some of you never learned the difference between “good writing” and “narrative choice i happened to like” and it shows

[hipstered]

i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day