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Like hell yeah I'm stoked for this lasagna -   Anime sober for 0 days

[rhubabby]

-_- and :/ are irreplaceable emoticons that emojis will never be able to touch

[redactedbiboy-deactivated201812]

literally 😑 & 😕

[sweetmlnt-archive]

if you think 😕 has the same power as :/ you are a blind fool

[domdean]

multiple answer test papers

[icecreamsandwichcomics]

aimless efforts

[iwanttrumpinmyrump-deactivated2]

this is the best comic ive ever seen

[ragecomics4you]

[dharuadhmacha-deactivated201706]

[imsuchanerdgrrl]

This kind of news makes my day!

[wintersoldierogers-deactivated2]

did i ever tell ppl about the time me and my family thought my older brother was gay and dating his best friend? they used to hold hands and cuddle and shit all the time and cause my brothers super quiet we kinda just thought that was him coming out and didn’t really say anything about it. this went on for maybe two yrs and then one day he arrives home with this girl and is all ‘id like you guys to meet my girlfriend’. at this point everyone is ’????’ and my mom is literally crying and like ‘u broke up with James?!?!?!’ and honestly I’ve never seen a man more confused in his life and yeah that’s the time my family fucked up for like 2 yrs

[realfootage]

[genonsoku]

HAVE WE BEEN KINKING THE KINKS ALL THIS TIME?

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

NO END IN SIGHT TO THE MADNESS

[gwylock-one-deactivated20170205]

How do you kinkshame someone whose kink is shame without having to kinkshame yourself for shaming someone who gets off on shame?

[celebrity-pharmacist]

HOW MUCH KINK COULD A KINKSHAME SHAME IF A KINKSHAME COULD SHAME KINK?

[maudmont]

maybe the real kinks are the kinks we shamed along the way

[maxamori-deactivated20160815]

Do you ever find these posts where you look at them and wonder what digital archaeologists in the year 3016 will say.

[ayyariana]

[fuckstev-deactivated20240104]

[zackisontumblr]

m’lighter

[kramer]

remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

[butterflyknyfe]

i remember bella willing to die for the dick

[memewhore]

[moved-to-averinthine-deactivate]

life advice:

never say anything to a penguin that the penguin has not already said to you

[moved-to-averinthine-deactivate]

this reads like a shitpost but i’m actually 100% serious. i was walking along the side of the harbour this evening, just after all the penguins had come in from the ocean to nest. there was one penguin right by the footpath, and when it saw me it kept saying ‘höö’. so i said ‘höö’ right back. it seemed to like that, and we had a lovely conversation where we just kept saying ‘höö’ to each other. i crouched down about two metres away from it, and we kept talking, and it actually moved towards me a little bit, seeming to prefer my company to the heartless embrace of the sea. but then i made the mistake of trying to change things up. i said ‘hweh’, which was something that a previous penguin said to me, and this penguin hated it, and fucked right off. never said another word to me. i felt so rude.

[errorschacha]

There’s no reason you can’t eat pie at every meal. They make fruit pies, vegetable pies, meat pies, meat substitute pies, I mean pies easily cover 100% of your necessary nutrient groups. They even make cake pies. The only reason not to switch over to pie entirely is pie sucks.

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

you were so close to a revolutionary thesis and then you betrayed me and every citizen of good standing

[beaft]

going through my microsoft word archives is great fun because i always find the wildest shit in there and by “the wildest shit” i mean the time i tried to rewrite the entire bible from scratch at the age of eleven and a half

[beaft]

“And so Adam and Eve were cast out of the Garden of Eden, and Eve turned to Adam and said, 'Nice going, loser.‘” 

iconic

[beaft]

whilst you were listening to avril lavigne, i learned the way of the Lord

[baconfabray]

@thatwhobumblesabout

[cheaphalloweencostume]

Dark 5 Hour Energy take me away

[korolevx-deactivated20180128]

if you drink five 5 Hour Energys and then take four 6 Hour Sleeps you have energy for precisely one hour

[humble-moss-collector]

life hack

[rubyetc]

Hello everyone, it is friday and I would like to share this small section of a drawing that contains a friendly bee who is sunbathing

thank you xox

[rubyetc]

HOW TO NAME YOUR CHICKEN