A Plethora of Nonsense

I am a leaf in the wind, sailing from place to place.

[bluehairedspidey]

wow i cant believe adhd doof is canon

adhdoof

[chaifootsteps]

#this is literally how I talk

[mitski-miyawakis]

[dirhwangdaseul-archived]

It’s the “back on topic, baby” that killed me, that’s me.

[narnia]

this is the sign you’ve been looking for 

[peaches-008]

Is this the sign that I’ll find the and genuine love? Because I could really is it

[pastel-daydreaming]

When you’re daydreaming a scenario and then suddenly come up with something that would work way better

[peaches-008]

If only it could be real life

[peaches-008]

Raise your hand if you wish that you weren’t necessarily dead, but wish you could do a significant portion of your life over 🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️🙋🏻‍♀️

[mychemicalraymance]

schmood

[valtsv]

LGBT stands for Ladies Goths Bastards and Thots

[valtsv]

[willfosho-deactivated20210729]

[theearlofsandwich]

[alisonzai]

[slutauthority]

[sunshine-tattoo]

only 5? weak

[jehovahhthickness]

I’ll never forget that one time I was talking to this boy and I rejected him (mind you I almost gave him my address because we were supposed to go out) and he stalked and harassed me for an entire month and put my number on Craigslist (I was getting hundreds of calls and texts every day to the point my phone stopped working).

Men are crazy.

[venusisascending-deactivated202]

I had one throw a water bottle at me for ignoring him as I walked down the street. I was 6 months pregnant with my daughter on my way to a doctors appointment. The bottle missed me.

He’s lucky I was pregnant. I pulled my box cutter out on a dude one night on the train when I used to work nights a few years back. I scare myself sometimes because I’m gonna kill somebody one day.

[helpfulblackwitch]

I always carry my knife with me just because dudes love to act stupid so I’m prepared to cut they ass accordingly :)

[jehovahhthickness]

Omg where can I get a pocket knife?

[mariposa-nena-deactivated201911]

Amazon! They have these knifes disguised as keys.

[teechanell-deactivated20191224]

I got this on amazon. Closes up and looks like a leaf. Sits right on my key chain.

[dosed-by-you-deactivated2022052]

WomenOnGuard.com also has a selection, many of which you can find on Amazon - but should you find yourself spending $50 on self defense weapons, WomenOnGuard.com offers free pepper spray & free shipping (as of March 14, 2018 - in case that offer ends at some point)

[andalusiapunk]

As someone with limited strength and physical mobility, but who can press a button pretty easily, I recommend personal keychain alarms that are set to make a VERY loud noise (140db–about the same noise level as a chainsaw). They’re about $8 a piece usually, but you can buy 3 for 16 and split them among your family and friends. If it doesn’t startle and deter the harasser/attacker, it’ll definitely get someone’s attention.

[yafavblogger]

I usually end up taking most my classes in evening so I can go straight to work after. For a year or so I never carried anything with me. When the security guard at my job found out he was livid. He went and got me mace and a little pocket knife.

Within the last year I’ve had a guy follow me in the parking garage when ain’t no other cars there.

I’ve had guys waiting outside my job and no one is there to walk me to my car at 3am.

Strap up ladies cause these men do note care how scary they are, they don’t care that they intimidate you into talking to you.

[bakarilennox]

But also ladies RESEARCH THE LAWS OF YOUR STATE/CITY, cause some of the things you buy may get you arrested & possibly charged; even in self defence. For example: It’s illegal in NY state to carry and use a taser or possess a knife longer than a certain length. This is also very important, shitty to find out but important.

[southerndragontamer]

To ALL my female followers, please be safe!

[23cherryfreckles]

This boosted message has Roxie’s approval, only because she wants these herself and keeping the company afloat means she can get these goods faster.

In all seriousness these are really awesome and should I ever be in a different work situation for transit I’d love to invest. BUT. Canada has laws against weapons that are all over the place. Research first!

[justwritingscibbles]

Boosting because all sometimes need these things.

But please research before purchase.

[bustarose]

Reminder for my fellow Canadian girls out there, but it’s illegal for us to carry mace and batons for self defense and pocket knives past a certain length

[super-mario-girl]

I can’t believe no one has posted a clip of this yet. This is one of the funniest bits in the whole show.

[sunshine-tattoo]

“and their wives, Kylie and Lauren”

[strawberryinstantoatmeal-deacti]

i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like

[werewolfofsector2814]

Yeah… &?

Is it any different that women seeing cute things & wanting to squish their face?

[genderidentitty]

Is killing different than endearing physical contact? Local man unsure

[weaselle]

I really like … many aspects of hunting. And I think animals are beautiful. may I present

What is the point of mounting something like this sad, gross, proof that you will end a beautiful life for no good reason…. 

when you could frame you up a trophy like the photo below !? 

This takes at least as much skill, and involves all the same wilderness stalking. It proves that you are both brave AND compassionate. There’s no downside to doing this instead. Imagine you go to somebody’s home, and they have a trophy room filled with beautifully composed close up photos of wolves and deer and boar and eagles and things all over the walls, with a couple camera guns mounted up there too - on one wall is a photo of a standing bear who obviously sees the person taking the photo and it’s been blown up so the bear is life size (that’s why you need that gun-barrel lens, so the quality holds up when you enlarge the pic) The person you are visiting is like, “yeah, I took all these.” THAT’s impressive. A room full of dead things just means they are weird and gross and pointlessly cruel and proud of it.

[kingscrown666]

^^^

[patina-millers-biceps]

My dad goes out into the woods and takes pictures all the time. He still calls it “hunting” and when he comes home, he literally says “Hey, look at what i shot!” So doing this allows not only for great photos and time with nature, but also an A+ Dad Joke.

[dantes-infernal-chili]

I’m not against hunting for food, and I’m mostly neutral on making a trophy from an animal you hunted for food, but I completely agree that hunting purely for sport is pretty fucked up.

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

magnificent energy.

[peaches-008]

Going into 2020 like

[everythingfox]

Not sure what this is but I love him

[duskullite]

Oh he’s baby!

[femcassidy]

really excited to go up the mountain with my dad to sacrifice a lamb

[femcassidy]

looks like he forgot to bring the sacrifice but im just happy to take a walk with him

[zvaigzdelasas]

Hey op any updates?

[zvaigzdelasas]

Hey op?

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[max-out-of-ten]