one day i am going to grow wings

[schrodingers--gay]

hey y’all, i'm Elle!

pronouns: they/them

things i like a lot: my cat, music, my friends, reading fanfic, linguistics, learning new things, stationary

current obsession: the untamed / mdzs

favorite music artists rn: Conan Gray, Chappell Roan, Laufey, Hozier, Nep, Noah Kahan, Gigi Perez, Wasia Project, Searows, Boygenius, Leith Ross, Chloe Qisha

some cool people i know on here:

@garden-of-runar beautiful soul that i have met in every life

@falling-stars-dont-go-far we are a set do not separate

@l1ve-l4ugh-lov3craft wise whimsical ghost that is haunting me

@secret-sageent radiates vibes of kindness and sunshine. also reminds me of a jester for some reason. i cannot elaborate

[schrodingers--gay]

what if we were sleepy glass frogs sitting on a leaf together bro what if

[secret-sageent]

I would love nothing more than to be a sleepy glass frog sitting on a leaf with you bestie🥹

[schrodingers--gay]

what if we were sleepy glass frogs sitting on a leaf together bro what if

[f4therlesssss]

need to get tortured by someone that adores me

[schrodingers--gay]

it's not fair and yeah yeah i know life isn't fair but i just want to be allowed to be sad about that for a minute is that okay

[birdplushie]

i think it's funny when a character is almost exclusively referred to by their last name by other people and this carries over into their internal monologue when someone writes from their pov. not even on a first name basis with herself

[arthur-lesters-left-scapula]

I am Yellow's number 1 defender of all time. Haters can fuck right off he did nothing wrong ever in his life.

[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[bucketbunny]

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

[sarumans]

i was very sick over new years and one day i woke up to find i had emailed my manager in the middle of the night:

she said it was the most beautiful sick email she’s ever gotten

[expectiations]

what is time but an endless all consuming miasma of void ,?

[samtf]

reblog to give a strawberry to the person you reblogged this from

[books-and-sadness]

🍓

[geyfrog]

Referring to someone as your “partner” sounds as if you are deliberately obscuring their gender and may subtly out you. “My ex”, however, is entirely unobtrusively gender-neutral. #breakupallrelationships

[schrodingers--gay]

no one screams Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight) by ABBA louder than a person who absolutely does not want a man after midnight or at any time of day

[lakemojave]

Hello welcome to doctor office let's see what the problems

[lakemojave]

Where are your bones

[schrodingers--gay]

bestie i just need you to know that i am going to be putting huaisang THROUGH it in the arena :) and i cannot wait for everyone reading to get really attached to like this one Super Niche character i am including in order to do it :)

oh HELL YEAH. love to hear it and cannot wait to be hurt by this 🤟

[schrodingers--gay]

if you're really SAD remember that you CAN make it WORSE with the right music! try listening to slipping through my fingers by abba! please do not put me in your suicide note

[undead-eddy]

Shout out to this stock image man and her fun gender.

[zelkam]

"A-Cheng, come over here."

[schrodingers--gay]