[ultrastamp-moving-deactivated20]

two women: lived together in a cottage for their whole adult lives, never married men, stayed like this until they died

historians:

[perrfectly]

“Too many people are trying to find the right person instead of being the right person”

— neckkiss (via neckkiss)

[whitepeopletwitter]

[realitytvgifs]

[jphcrk-deactivated20251128]

Read of the decade

[cockhunt]

can they like release new vegetables 

[bumblebeebats]

i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do

[bumblebeebats]

Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt

and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this

and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”

[hilarious-nefarious]

Source

[cunningcelt]

This is bloody genius

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

Okay, you people have no right to make me cry in public like this. This is the most heart warming shit I’ve read all December

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

Reposting because the whole Santa concept is Hermes AF and so is this amazing parenting

[razziecat]

AWESOME.

[mjalti]

i have this unnerving fear that i’m gonna meet keanu reeves in some tight elevator and his eyes are going to burn into my soul as he tells me the secrets of this universe then bites me on the neck to give me immortality so he’s not alone anymore

[sovietshopaholic]

Keanu if you’re listening I’m not a little bitch like OP come get a taste

[toastbutteregg]

this is ridiculous but also fascinating like everyone in our dream are apparently people we have encountered/seen

[bobacupcake]

we are already living in the cyberpunk future and i know this because within a span of 3 days we went from this tweet:

to thousands of people making phony images and replying to them with their passionate desire to have them as a tshirt to overload the bots with nonsense and junk and send out warnings to shoppers like this:

and now we even have people replying to pictures of baby yoda with “i want this on a tshirt” knowing how ravenous disney is being with copyright in hopes to get the stores taken down altogether

i dont know what it is about stuff like this and the whole turn mei into a symbol of hk protesters thing but, its really reassuring for some reason

[ifyoutrysometimes]

Follow Up

https://twitter.com/Nirbion/status/1202272580918562818

[vivaciousarcanist]

[vivaciousarcanist]

[grief-child]

I’m fucking screaming

[humorstar]

be careful…

[doggosource]

[fiti-vation]

[imfemalewarrior]

For any followers that struggle to drink water or don’t like water! 

-FemaleWarrior, She/They 

[lakidaa]

The usual warning that if you take anything stronger than a multivitamin to strongly reconsider the Grapefruit. Grapefruit messes real bad with essentially every medication out there so skip it for some other fruit/veg. 

[blu3-skyy]

From experience: If you take almost any type of anxiety meds, definitely skip the grapefruit!!! It will most likely make your anxiety meds not work as well for a few days! Not a good time!

[tinderventure]

Hit ‘em with the ol’ razzle dazzle

[yizere]

[husbandcinnamon]

me too gurl

[kyloren]

SKY HIGH 2005 | dir. Mike Mitchell

[nepetea]

someone got this picture of bernie sanders watching this furry fight jack skellington at anime boston

[elvish-mysticcc]

This is the future that liberals want.

[momo-n-appa]

Tried to take a picture of my Christmas tree, and my cat decided it’s the perfect time for a glamor shot

[mostlycatsmostly]

that cat is huge

[404-alarnia-was-not-found]

the cat is sitting on a table not a rug

[ajd1219]

Oh my god. Thank you. I was concerned.

[animentality]

oh my god.

I was gonna congratulate you on your panther.

[garrusmorgan]

I’m ignoring the truth here. Big cat.