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[danielkanhai]

i’m not against vaping, but man, vaping two inches from my face on the subway is a ridiculous asshole kind of move. this dude was billowing like he was auditioning for the role of haunted house fog machine. the humidity in the whole car changed, he was ruining haircuts. just jump starting the water cycle. condensation was dripping down my glasses. people were slipping off poles, it was chaos. it was like watching one man try to terraform the moon. a planet with one dense, root beer scented atmosphere blocking out the sun and choking all life. 

[jazzcochina-deactivated20180807]

i consider this a sort of prose poem to be honest

[knusprig-titten-hitler]

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[unflatteringcatselfies]

This is Seymour Butts. He likes to fool us into petting his belly so he can bite our arms off.

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[yoshigirl-deactivated20170916]

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[dennys]

Why are you like this?

you made us this way

[peachdoxie]

This is the most accurate meta-commentary on the relation between social media and a corporation I’ve ever seen.

[fuks]

It’s time 🎃

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[filthycannibal]

[bubbline]

Reblog in 30 minutes and all of your greams will come true

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[neutralangel]

LOOK AT THE PAWS

[itchycoil]

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

[surprisebitch]

when a common pokemon with 10 CP has the audacity to dodge or get out of the pokeball