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i'm just a multifandom shitposter

[draconian-rex-deactivated202207]

Since a bunch of you are seemingly into tall, skinny dudes with questionable fashion choices, I present your next crush:

Mr. Mint ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[senpatriarch]

Hey can you kill me real quick? I don’t want to see this get out of hand

[polararts]

Yeah, okay.

[robotlyra]

I love how everyone’s all like “tumblr” when actually Candyland had canonical “sexy redesigns” in 2013

This idea of … sexy guy might skew a little camp, I’ve hardly seen that stop anyone

Lord Licorice though…

Hold on to your steampunk, cybergoth panties, folks.

[catbountry]

WHAT

[leonitic-deactivated20190601]

HELLO?????????????

[sweetpotatertatas]

IGNORE MY LAST TWO POSTS

SMSLSKSSKSKSNZKSN

[furbearingbrick]

reading this post is like being punched in a million directions at once

[sexy-necromancing-bird]

What the heckity fuck

[flowermist7432]

If you cant handle him at his Twink you dont deserve him at his Hunk

[pyrogothnerd-deactivated2025071]

CANDYLAND WIKI HAS BEEN VANDALIZED, AGAIN!?!?! 

[botanicaxu]

Vinland Saga anime finally airs today! (So hyped to see one of my fav manga get animated XD) Here are some little Thorfinn doodles to celebrate!

[tyhplosion]

the way artists draw themselves is so funny like we all make ourselves look like exhausted gremlins and then there’s fucking. elmer “butch” hartman who managed to make his self insert oc look like a complete and total douchebag

[tyhplosion]

I Literally Have Never Seen A Man Be So Self Absorbed

[liquidstar]

OP it gets worse.  Theres an actual character in The Fairly Odd Parents that’s a caricature of Butch Hartman (And voiced by him) named “DR. Rip Studwell” and his defining character trait is being hot 

[tyhplosion]

i would like him executed

[justlet-melive]

idk guys, just some gossip girls and such

[hydride]

not to be dramatic but i will never be comfortable with my physical appearance

[ginkohs]

loved this series ;__;

[its-hiiiiiiiigh-noon-deactivate]

I just started this and i love it!

[artistic-snachel-archive]

robin and steve are my new fave iconic duo

commissions 

[kyloren]

fic: *le gasp!* There Is Only One Bed. me: ) °) ͡°) ʖ ͡°) ° ͜ʖ ͡°) ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[alistair-button]

My tablet’s still busted, but I wanted to do somethin cute for Halloween

Click to see what these silly ghosts are up to~

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

in the year 2018, I can not believe

[rinthehecker-deactivated2024101]

Aw omg its so cute i hecking love this

[timmisny]

omg absolutely love your art style

[shotouz]

[valtsv]

“enormous fearsome monster is forcefully adopted by small fragile human” is hardly a new concept but it’s a classic that’s guaranteed to make my soft bitch heart ache every time i encounter it

[valtsv]

vicious dragon the size of a small building with razor-sharp claws and fangs: I AM FIRE I AM DEATH

little old lady character: come down off the roof, dearie, and try on this sweater i knitted you, to keep those scales warm during the winter months

dragon: i- thank you………..

me:

[valtsv]

grouchy antisocial monster: i want nothing to do with you, ever! leave me alone!

small child who won’t stop following them around: *gets into a dangerous situation*

monster: *swoops in to save them and intimidate their would-be assailants, taking great offense to anyone who questions their importance or insults their vulnerability*

me:

[mrbroadway]

some book of mormon cosplayers just came to my house, i quickly slammed the door in their face

[mrbroadway]

wait is mormonism real i thought they just made it up for the musical

[wormget]

Dearly bruhloved we are swaggered here today to join these two bros in holy matrihomie.

[actualsingsoo-ling]

shorter wong officiating ash lynx and eiji okumura’s wedding

[onlinecounsellingcollege]

Attitudes that Lead to Success

1. Remember that you are the driver of your life. You choose your goals and your attitudes.

2. Look for the positives, and ways to overcome the challenges and obstacles you meet along the way.

3. Notice the strengths and positives in others. We all appreciate when other people say kind things.

4. It’s hard to stay stressed if you’re also being thankful. So cultivate an attitude of gratitude.

5. Find your passion and your “why” - and then invest your energy in reaching for some dream that makes you feel fully alive.

6. Refuse to let the negatives of others wear you down, or undermine your passion, or make you change your course.

[altafpatel]

How to spot signs and symptoms of Breast Cancer 

[claireslash]

Reblog to literally save a life

[queen-haiz]

me watching a romance, enjoying it but knowing fully well i’ll never experience that in my life:

[dniudsnf]

steps to be cute:

you are already cute!

yes, you reading this!

it would be nice to remind others they are too!