Muttering to Myself

Alex/Banjo-29-He/They

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

me hearing the words my chemical romance is worse than a dog hearing the word walk

[berkcatton]

Bedard knocks the stick out of Grubi's hand.

[fasrgswragf-deactivated20250703]

[crimegoku]

Capulets vs Montagues

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

Two houses, utterly devoid of dignity

[redstonedust]

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

[tatzelwurming]

weed pen is not a drug it’s a usb we’ve fooled ourselves into thinking it has some stuff in it we’re acruallt inhaling files and zipped files

[aflo]

I just smoked bonzi buddy

[nyomomneki]

my lungs can run doom now

[gerardwaist]

people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends

[flippedroundagain]

Absolutely cackling over the banjo subreddit

[clowndykeonabarbiebike]

The fact I had no fucking clue which euphemisms were about sex and which ones were about playing banjo

[beatlesweatles]

[thanook]

i did not notice it was orteil posting jesus christ this makes it a thosand times funnier

[homunculus-argument]

I'm not a "will help, no questions asked" kind of friend. Because I will ask questions. I'm just not gonna question your answers. Like yeah if we're friends I can help you get rid of a body, no problem, but I still want to know who it was and what happened. Not because I don't trust that you'd kill someone who didn't need killing or would help someone you shouldn't be helping - we wouldn't be friends in the first place if I didn't know you well enough to trust your judgement. I'm just curious as hell and I want to know things.

[silvandar]

I am your bestie, do not deprive me of Lore

[my-dailydreams]

[goth-queen]

[wvterways]

[stitchposts]

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

[rabbitindisguise]

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

[stitchposts]

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

[the-dragongirl]

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

[stitchposts]

Don't you dare malign my girl again

[im-a-dream-wizard]

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

[stitchposts]

[ao3-anonymous]

We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level

[talbatross]

"skill issue" made entirely from French knots is a next level roast. no coming back from that one. damn

[misericordiia]

fun fact if your music is loud enough Thoughts Do Not Exist And You Are Calm. do not pay attention to your heart rate and do not accidentally hit pause

[wiionme]

[suddenlybanjo]

trick or treat bitch!

You get a rock

[violetutterances]

I wish Mythbusters was still around so we could see them fuck up a Cybertruck