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Hermione Grangerâs Hogwarts Crammer for Delinquents on the Run by @waspabi
âYouâre a wizard, Harryâ is easier to hear from a half-giant when youâre eleven, rather than from some kids on a tube platform when youâre seventeen and late for work.Â
i recently fell v v hard into this fanfic, and even tho iâve otherwise never read a page of drarry in my life; itâs incredible & love it & i highly recommend it. anyway i wanted to try some illustrative screenshot thingsÂ
how did jk manage to write ootp and not come to the conclusion that the only career w any true meaning for harry james potter was as a goddamn professor at hogwarts like how do u write the da scenes and say ânah heâd want to be a wizard copâ
#just let him dress in warm sweaters and have tea with neville in the staff room and help first years #harry james potter as hogwarts longest serving defense against the dark arts teacher fucking fight me (@batcii)
#but it would be so perfect??? #bc it would help normalize his life so much #like there would just be this generation of kids who are like #âugh who cares that he killed the dark lord he gAVE US HOMEWORK OVER BREAKâ #like the beginning of every year there would be the new first years who would freak out a little #but then it would calm down #and most of the students would literally forget #until like clockwork the fifth years would have their history of magic class on the second war #and theyâd all show up to DADA looking a little awestruck and everyone would be extra quiet #and harry would give this kind of annoyed sighâexcept itâs fake bc he TOTALLY knew this was coming #bc binns is a bro and he totally gives him a heads up every year #and harry wouldnât have any lesson plans for the day and instead he would just sit at the front of the room and answer everyoneâs questions #but otherwise everyone would just be like âprofessor potter!! i canât get my patronus to work! help me!â #and like theyâd go home at the end of the year or for break and their parentsâwho ARE still starstruck by harry james potter #would pester their kids with questions#and the kids would just be like âmerlin i donât know?? potterâs such a huge dork you should hear him talk about proper wand movementsâ #but they would all love him #and he would feel safe and normal and utterly accepted #AND I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE (via @cinematicnomad)
Pls discuss: Harry Potter growing out his hair and walking around with a bun - yes or no?
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Hi my name is Delphie Icy Marvolo Riddle Serpent and I have short silvery bluenette hair (thatâs how I got my name) and hot pink eyes that all prepz would flee from and a lot of people tell me I look like Bellatrix Lestrange (AN: if u donât know who she is get da hell out of here!)
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child
All was wellâŚor is it??!!1 Albus discovers a secret, and who is the beautiful girl with silver hair who calls herself Augury? Time travel AU donât like donât read!
Relationships: Scorpius/Rose, Albus/OC, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Ron/Padma Patil, Voldemort/Bellatrix, implied Voldemort/Astoria
Like I think what Iâm maddest about above all is Cedric?? Like not even the fact that the fate of the wizarding world hinged on Cedricâs death, itâs that the fate of the wizarding world hinged on Cedric becoming a death eater. LIKEâŚ. HOW DARE U COME AT ME LIKE THIS JK LIKE H O  W   D  A R  EÂ
Cedricâs death is one of the most important events in the entire series. Tonally and emotionally for both the reader and Harry. Itâs significant. When I was eight years old and reading Goblet of Fire I threw my copy of the book across the room when Cedricâs body hit the ground. It completely changed the Harry Potter books for me. Itâs a turning point for the series and for Harry as a person.
THEN WE HAVE THIS FUCKING PLAY.
This mess not only trivialises Cedricâs death within the narrative, it destroys it as an emotional blow for the reader. Cedricâs death was significant because Cedric himself was not significant. He was seventeen year old kid, he was on the quidditch team, he had a girlfriend, he was normal, kind, happy. His death was important bc heâs the first real death we experience in the narrative and itâs just this normal kid; a casualty of a war he had nothing to do with. His death charges the events of the next book, and marks a change in Harry that drives his characterisation for the rest of the series.Â
Harry is plagued by nightmares of Cedric for months. Cedricâs ghost haunts his relationship with Cho, and both bolsters and hinders his ability to teach Dumbledoreâs Army. His perspective of Cedricâs death defines the tragedy of Order of the Phoenix, and of the series as a whole:  âall that stuff was luckâ Harry says of his achievements to the DA kids. Itâs all luck. Throughout Harry Potter we keep coming back to luck. It was luck that saw Cedric in the graveyard that night and it was luck that saw Voldemort choose the Potters instead of the Longbottoms on Halloween in 1981. A prophecy that speaks with the surety of fate comes down to a chance between two different boys. The dichotomy between fate and chance and the fallacy of being âchosenâ in Harry Potter is thematically critical to the series, and Cedricâs death is a part of that.Â
He knew all the spells, he was one of the best wizards Hogwarts had to offer. The Goblet of Fire chose him. âHe did know this stuff,â Harry says, âHe was really good at it, or he could never have got to the middle of that mazeâŚbut if Voldemort really wants to kill you, you donât stand a chance.â The absolute randomness of death and suffering is held in the grief that lies in Cedricâs wake, and it echoes through the next three books. Cedric, who was good, and kind, and normal, who died because he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
And now?? You come at me like âoh donât worry! Cedricâs death is a Good Thing because otherwise this normal kid who has never been presented as anything but kind and well intentioned would have become a death eater that went on to shape how the world falls to absolute evil!!â  LIKE??? WHAT KIND OF EMOTIONAL NARRATIVE STRUCTURE IS THIS. It strips the event of Cedricâs death of all pathos. It completely destroys its emotional significance. Itâs so completely at odds with the thematic progression of the original series Iâm actually astounded to see it set down in ink by the very woman who wrote it.
Thereâs a lot of crap I read in that synopsis that doesnât fly but this is the sticking point for me, itâs so utterly jarring that despite an overwhelming amount of evidence to the contrary, Iâm still tempted to believe that this is all an elaborate hoax.Â
Is that a threat, Draco
Okay, hear me out.
Instead of shrugging it off, the Wizarding World freaks tf out when they hear that an eleven-year-old burned a man to death using his bare hands.
Harry is dragged to a Hearing at the Ministry before heâs even a teenager. Itâs there that he meets Arthur Weasley, who recognizes him from Ronâs letters, and invites him to stay at the Burrow during the evenings. (The Hearing takes quite some time.) Ron and his siblings try to cheer him up. Hermione writes every day, talking about new legal measures that sheâs read about. Mrs. Weasley dotes over Harry, assuring him that everythingâs going to be fine. She never expected the Wizengamot to convict a twelve-year-old.
But they do.
Several days before heâs set to return to Hogwarts, Harry James Potter is convicted of the murder of Quirinus Quirrell.
Instead of stepping onto the Hogwarts Express, Harry is ushered into a boat that takes him across a choppy ocean. He feels the happiness slip away from him, replaced by the repeated mental images of the worst memories of his life.
The first night is terrible. Harry sits with his back against the wall of the damp cell, watching these strange cloaked creatures sweep down the corridor, sucking away any joy. He can hear the screams of the other prisoners, the pleas for their sanity, for their freedom.
Itâs a quarter past midnight before Harry finally snaps, running to the bars, and shaking them.
âLet me out,â he cries, âPlease; let me out!â
The other prisoners scream alongside him, though theyâre only interested in their own release.
In fact, only one prisoner seems to pay him any mind.
The man in the cell across the corridor slowly stands up, his shaggy hair covering his face. He staggers over to his own bars, his whisper wafting across the corridor:
âProngs?â
what she says: I'm fine
what she means: Draco Malfoy was a deeply flawed human being who made countless mistakes and continuously hurt the people around him. However, he was raised in a world of people doing terrible things and never had the choice to opt out of life as a death eater. Yes, he made mistakes but he still deserved a redemption arc and at the very least the chance to apologize for the things he did, which he clearly regrets.
what she really means: drarry tho
Aesthetic: Trash Boys, Chapter 11
how excited are we for tonight not excited at all iâve been in a state of denial all day constantly having to remind myself that itâs actually happening are you coming? yeah iâll be there
the golden trio + instagramÂ
{the silver trio}
Friends, gather round
I am going to share with you a story
of Remus Lupin, Professional Beard
It started when he was in uni and Marlene McKinnon was crying because she didnât want to go home for Christmas and be interrogated about why she didnât have a boyfriend
(spoiler: itâs because she is Very Very Gay)
Remus is a very sympathetic and attentive listener
Not to mention helpful
and maybe a little hard up for cash
so he just blurts out, âIâll pretend to be your boyfriend for fifty quid and Iâll go home with you for Christmas and meet your parents and you have to feed me while Iâm there.â
she stares at him for a solid ten seconds before bursting into tears again and hugging him
itâs a good thing theyâre already best mates because there a hundred and one pictures of them together on each of their phones and various online places that they can use as evidence
âno mum he really is my boyfriend look at this picture where his lips are on my cheekâ
remus nods seriously
âthis was right before we started making outâ
âhis tongue was practically down my throat weâre seriously datingâ
when they get back to school, Marlene pays him almost double what she promised because her parents are officially off her back and she is now free to go smooch cute girls whenever she wants to
(as an added perk, when she informs her parents a few months later that she and remus have had a very messy and painful break up, sheâs able to use that excuse for years until she finally gets fed up and deliberately gets caught snogging her girlfriend of three years in her parentsâ kitchen)
but anyways Remus is pleased with the money and Marls was very impressed by his acting abilities, so when her roommate Lily gripes that Potter the High King Arsehole keeps insisting that sheâs single because sheâs secretly waiting for him, Marlene recommends Remus
The fake relationship lasts longer, almost three months
Remus gets paid on a weekly basis
Itâs lovely, Lily is a lovely person and they get along splendidly
Actually, itâs not just Potter that they manage to convince that theyâre dating
eventually he gives up though, so Remus and Lily fake a mutual breakup
(it is an unending source of amusement for Remus that she ends up marrying James a few years later after all, and he never lets her hear the end of it)
but actually itâs a good thing that they did have that arrangement
because Lily was so impressed that she suggested he do this sort of thing more regularly
she sets him up a website, prints out business cards, works with him to figure out various rates for different services
date to a party, staged kissing/cuddling/hugging photos to show off to friends and family, going home on weekends or breaks to show off in person
He literally makes so much money that he only has to work part time after graduation
It makes having a relationship of his own a little difficult, but he survives and he has a ton of really close friends
then one day Lily, now his sort-of manager, says she has a special job
âfamily discount, you remember Jamesâ friend Sirius? Itâs for his cousinâ
of course Remus remembers Sirius
Sirius Black is unforgettable and Remus hasnât so much carried a torch for him as his has miserably dragged it around behind him
for years
thank God the man travels a lot
he met him in passing a few times in college
and then of course at the wedding
he showed up in a blindingly yellow coat to match Lilyâs bridesmaidsâ dresses (and Remusâ tie, but that was unintentional and all the groomsmen had yellow ties anyways so it wasnât like Sirius matched him on purpose even if it did make his stomach squirm a little bit)
(just a bit)
but anyways, Nymphadora Tonks is really tired of her motherâs less than subtle hints that she needs to settle down, so she needs to give the appearance, for two weeks at least, that that is exactly what sheâs doing
really sheâs just aro as fuck and could care less but she knows her parents wonât understand
luckily, her second cousinâs best mateâs wifeâs best mate exists and sirius said heâd foot half the bill
after all, heâll be there for the two weeks, too
Remus is not informed
at least not until heâs in the car on the way there, working out a backstory with Nymphadora (âshut your fucking mouth, you call me Tonks or Iâll shove you out the windowâ)
and she says that they met through Sirius, James, and Lily
âSirius knows, by the way, so donât worry about him giving us awayâ
and???
what????
Sirius cannot give away anything because isnât he in Vietnam right now connecting with his roots????????????
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SIRIUS IS BACK TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER FOR CHRISTMAS
he has never bailed on a client before though so even if the thought of seeing Sirius every day for two weeks terrifies him he will stayÂ
at least until Tonks just casually mentions that the two of them will be sharing the guestroomÂ
âbecause mum has some misguided notion that you and i will shag if left alone for two minutesâ
remus has never jumped out of a moving vehicle before but he is seriously considering it now
too late though theyâve pulled up to the house
and there is a disgustingly familiar bike in the driveway
this is the end of life as he knows it
but he is a professional so he will handle this gracefully
and professionally
and not blushing and stammering every time sirius fucking black walks in the room
or smiles
or looks at him
or walks in the room, looks around, sees Remus, and THEN smiles because he is just reading too much into this he absolutely is oh fuck no
he sneaks into Tonksâ room at night to moan loudly and bang her bed against the wall for her parentâs benefit
(their rooms are at opposite ends of the house so heâs not actually sure they can hear them pretending to have sex, but it gives him an opportunity to talk to her without being overheard)
and generally what they talk about is âyour cousin is really fucking hot and i died three separate times todayâ
âtonks he handed me a plate and our fingers didnât touch but they almost did and I nearly criedâ
âhe pretended to have rabies while brushing his teeth and then started laughing so hard at himself that he choked and I had to pound on his back until he spat the toothpaste back up it was the most precious thing iâve ever seen in my lifeâ
âdo you even know how perfect his abs are theyâre really perfect and I sort of want to lick themâ
Tonks just nods and pats his head comfortingly while she gets ready for bed
two weeks go by and remus has nearly gone insane
he was tempted several times to call lily and ask her to fake an emergency for him so he could leave early
but also he really likes tonks and wants to help
and he maybe wants to spend some more time with Sirius
itâs Christmas, after all
maybe heâs a little desperately praying for someone to leave mistletoe around
maybe the thought of mistletoe being left around makes him throw up a little bit in his mouth
heâs a complex person
well fortunately for him no mistletoe was left carelessly hanging in strategic points throughout the house
unfortunately for him, Nymphadora Tonks has magicianâs fingers
which is why he doesnât even notice her tucking a sprig of mistletoe behind his left ear
he definitely does notice when Sirius pulls it out
raises his eyebrows
and kisses him
itâs just a little peck but remus is actually dead this time, no exaggeration, 100% no longer alive
he has transcended this plane of existence
he has become a being of light
he has seen heaven
he has been standing there for three and a half minutes saying and doing absolutely nothing until Tonks grabs his hands and drags him away
and says that she will come out to her parents once and for all if heâll go back out there and tell Sirius how he feels
âby which i mean Iâm coming out to my parents anyways because this was fun but way too much effort, but theyâre gonna freak out so you need to distract them by making out with my mumâs cousin, capisce?â
well
it is for Tonks
and Remus is a very selfless person
he doesnât want her family to be upset with her
thirty minutes later he and Sirius have hardly stopped making out and the Tonkses are all chatting happily about romantic and sexual orientations
Sirius decides that heâs connected with his roots enough and would like to examine the rest of the plant
tree or a bush
maybe flowers
he doesnât fucking know Remus just did something with his tongue and he sort of lost the metaphor
but anyways it boils down to heâs gonna stick around for a while so he can date Remus and kiss him and hold his hand
punk rock shit like that
heâs gotta thank Tonks later
Underrated Harry Potter Characters
Bow down bitches
your stoner remus tag hasn't had anything in it for two months give me some trans stoner remus hc please? ;^;
omg i will amend this soon i promise you sweet child. hmmm ok.
- he is the clumsiest individual in the world, like. hands down. he will fall over socks, cats, his own feet. sirius thinks itâs hilarious.Â
- he also constantly loses things (esp his phone and keys) and will panic and turn the whole house upside down only for sirius to be like âitâs in your pocketâ
- he cannot cook. at all. he lives out of a microwave and off takeaways, and sirius despairs of him for it so he always comes over and cooks awesome things. on that note, remus is also a vegetarian, but not a very good one.
- his tattoos are incredibly important to him, in that each one has meaning, but some of them are really stupid meanings. regardless, he loves each and every one.
- in summer his face is more freckle than clear skin.
Shortly before Remus Lupinâs fifth birthday, as he slept peacefully in his bed, Fenrir Greyback forced open the boyâs window and attacked him.
Remus Lupinâs full bio, Pottermore.
This is a disturbing bit of information. A lot is said with so little, as is perhaps Joâs hallmark, but imagine the implications here.
At this particular time, Remus is four years old. He is at the age where many children are sent to attend preschool, and he is able to finally play outside by himself, to eat his own food at the table without any help, and is highly intrigued by humor and makes âpoo-pooâ jokes just to be daring and self-confidentâbecause he can, because heâs a big kid now. Heâs at an age where he is less a toddler and more a true child. Heâs more adventurous and daring, and begins to explore his own personality. Remus is a happy child who probably giggles a lot and jumps on the bed just because Daddy said no.
Many children do not remember things before their third or fourth birthday, but Remus is nearing five years old. Whether or not he would have remembered this event in itâs entirety, the event would have been lasting in his mind and Remus would be left with a glaring image that is neither complete truth nor total lie. For Remus, this event was almost surely the âbeginning of his life.â In the strange way none of us remember anything before this breakaway point and ânone of it happened,â Remus probably does not remember anything before this attack. This was both the literal and figurative birth of Remus Lupin, werewolf.
Moreover, the nature of the attack is clearly hinted at and the potential horror is astounding. Werewolves donât force open windows. Paws cannot force open windows. This means that Fenrir Greyback had to have entered the Lupin household before moonrise, just prior to his transformation. He did it silently, because Remus fails to grasp at such a young age that the attack was purposeful. He wasnât scared until the attack itself. But the noise level is irrelevant, because even if there was silence before once the moon rose it wouldnât have mattered. Four-year-old Remus would be trapped in his bedroom watching a man transform into a murderous beast right in front of him, and although he screams as loud as he can if Fenrir had time to pry open the window he probably had time to block the door. Lyall canât get to his son in time, whatever happened. And that kind of trauma is lasting. Whenever Remus goes to sleep now, he is terrified of the memory. He is plagued with nightmares. He is so sick because heâs so small, and he canât possibly understand why.
Until it happens. Until Remus becomes the thing that haunted his dreams for a month, and nothing can fix that. Much of our personality is formed in these tender years, and the psychological impact of the attack would actually continue to affect Remus for the rest of his life. Not just physically, but psychologically, as well. More than nightmares and new fears, Remus must deal with the new reality of his parents constantly looking tired, constantly worrying, constantly moving around, constantly lying. And Remus canât help but think itâs his fault, because heâs the sick one. If he wasnât sick, everything would be better.
That one sentence in the expanse of Remusâ bio is as descriptive as much of the remaining text. And thereâs something to be said in the end that Remusâ boggart was not Fenrir. It was not fear of the event that tormented him in childhood, but of his own lack of control during his loss of control. Whatever else the event could have continued to do to him, it didnât dominate him. Being a werewolf was Remusâ life, of course. Everything he did came through that filter. But he did not hate Fenrir for what he was. He says that he pitied the man who bit him at first, knowing how it felt to transform. But Remus never openly hates Fenrir. He hates that he himself is a werewolf more than he hates the man who made him so, and thatâs a huge sign of internal character. Thatâs who Remus really is when we cut through layers of stigma and self hate.Â
(via messrsmemoirs)