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( THIS POST IS FUCKING LONG, IâM SORRY )
âwhoâs more dominant: I think theyâre almost equally ranked on this, though since Kenny has much more patience than Bebe does, I believe he would be more passive about things than she would. Unless heâs sees something as unfair/unjust, he could be pretty assertive and confrontational so in a sense pretty dominant. But openly Bebe would be the more dominant of the two.
âwhoâs the cuddler: Theyâre both affectionate but I think Kenny would be more of the clinger here. He primarily uses affection to show his love. When it comes down to it though, heâs more physical than he is verbal. Bebe likes being showered with attention and affection from what I know, so i think this works out well for the both of them.
âwhoâs the big spoon/little spoon: Haha, honestly when these two come together their actions/choices are usually different from traditional standards. Iâm pretty sure even though Kennyâs like SIX inches taller than Bebe, she would probably big spoon him. Often. He also lowkey prefers being held.
âwhatâs their favorite non-sexual activity: I think they would enjoy simple activities that would allow them to communicate without feeling claustrophobic. Something like, exploring areas theyâve never been before; slow walks in natural environments; the cliche car on hilltop- listening to music. They would probably take a lot of pictures together or of each other making stupid faces or just plainly goofing off. Iâm sure they occasionally do movie marathons in their spare time. I also think they would enjoy a fair share of aggressive activities, as theyâre each competitive in their own right. It could be anything from a Karaoke Duet to Laser Tagging, Ice Skating to out doing each other in Carnival games. Basically two extremes, really chill or no chill.
âwho uses all the hot water: Kennyâs used to his water heater malfunctioning. Heâs showered in cold water hundreds of times, I donât think it would faze him much anymore. So. Bebe, no doubt about it.
âMost trivial thing they fight over: If itâs a domestic issue?? Taxes..?? Iâm not sure tbh?? Maybe, messiness?? Kenny has a habit of never putting things back in their rightful places. That might start an argument?? IDK???
On the other hand, if itâs a relationship issue, I believe it would be absence and or lack of trust from either party. Thereâs something about loving someone tremendously and then having them leave you with nothing but a letter; never seeing them for another fifteen years -COUGH- that could potentially fuck with someoneâs psyche yâknow?? ALTHOUGH, when someone you love is in constant danger, and frequently disappears for days to weeks, without any explanation thatâs also pretty fucking shady LOL. The reasons are valid at least..!!
âwho does most of the cleaning: Aha, I think weâve discussed this HC before, huehue. Theyâre pretty equal here. They sometimes team up and purge the entire fucking house together.Â
âwhat has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: LMAO, âDVR.â MY MUSE IS TRIGGERED. Anyway, I think Bebe controls the Netflix queue ( or yâknow.. Cordelia probably hogs up the whole fUckin account ) since Kenny doesnât really care. He just wants to spend time with her when he can. Possibly cuddle, possibly bang, possibly O.D on leftovers. -Unless they promised to binge a specific show together. THEN âBRING THE POPCORN AND SCOOT OVER BITCH, LETâS FUCKINâ DO THIS.â
âwho calls up the super/landlord when the heatâs not working: Hmm.. I not sure. I have a feeling that Bebe couldnât be fucking bothered to talk to the landlord. Honestly, she probably hates them haha. Either sheâs best friends with the landlord or YEET. In short, it would  T R I G G E R Kenny, but I think he would do it.
âwho leaves their stuff around: Hahahahahaha. Kenny. Maybe even Bebe?? I still think Ken would win this round by a LOT. Back home, his room would stay messy for months, until sooner or later he had a SUDDEN urge to clean it all up. He was really good with laundry though!! At least.. after he ran out of it. Washing everyoneâs laundry was actually one of his many chores. Unless their washer broke down, which it would.. constantly. If this occurred the whole family would just collect their piles of laundry, and take it to the public Laundromat together. Heâs just used to being messy- and then⌠tidy.
âwho remembers to buy the milk: Probably Bebe. Kenny never⌠really.. got to buy groceries.. so.. In all seriousness, groceries werenât a part of his chores, so he never made it a habit to apply this rule to his regimen. No matter who he lives with. Heâs just used to missing a meal, so he doesnât worry about it.
âwho remembers anniversaries:Â Both!! Even though Bebe sometimes acts like a tâsundere, she totally loves romance. And luckily, Kenny is the type to pay attention to things that matter to his S/Oâs. I think theyâre both romanticâs and know how to woo each other well. So all thatâs left is WHO SAYS âhappy anniversary!!â FIRST.
âwho cooks normally: Well, Kenny passed Home Ec with flying colors, and heâs actually a decent cook so. I suppose Ken would?? I can remember if Bebe was bad at cooking or not, but i think she tries anyway. Which Kenny finds extremely adorable, whether she fails or not.
âhow often do they fight: I honestly donât think they fight unless the problem is UNAVOIDABLE. I think they both kind of donât mention anything until it getâs really bad. Like âwell shit. you almost died, i think this might be a signâŚâ
âwhat do they do when theyâre away from each other: I think theyâre either working or indulging in their favorite hobbies. Thereâs also that whole concept called a social life, friends and shit. Crazy, I know!! Itâs so weird how their entire existence doesnât revolve around each other and that they havenât surgically SEWN THEMSELVES TOGETHER. Theyâre such a strange & quirky couple!!!!
ânicknames for each other: UM. -SWEATS- HA, HAHAHAHAHa. HAHAHAHAHA. ( inside jokes are gr8 )
âwho is more likely to pay for dinner: Kenny would try to pull that chivalry shit, because my boi is a gentleman, but if Bebe wants to be an independent woman who doesnât need some hoboâs money, then Ken wonât fight it. He likes being pampered anyway.
âwho steals the covers at night: Kenny is a pretty calm sleeper. He doesnât move much, and he doesnât really snore either. He does get hot easily, and he sometimes has recurring nightmares, heâs also a light sleeper but thatâs about it. I think bebe wins this round. Ken wouldnât mind this though, he would probably pull her in and big spoon her cocoon fortress. Â
âwhat would they get each other for gifts: Ummmmmmmmm. I think Bebe would notice how heâs constantly tense and probably book a spa day for him. Heâs never been to a spa, so I can imagine him being very uncomfortable at first but then ADORING it afterward. Kenny on the other hand would put on a costume from a her favorite movie character and make up their home to look like her favorite scene and play out her fantasies, no questions asked. âoh, you like drama bebe?? iâll give fucking give you drama.â ( the movie could be about WW3 and HE STILL WOULDnâT GIVE A FUCk. âthis is a little weird but sure babe iâll cosplay hitler.â )
 âwho kissed who first: According to our HCâs⌠We never decided.. Though, my gut is telling me that the first kiss was mutual. Mostly causeâ YOU KNOW HOW MY BOi FEELS ABOUT CONSENT. Unless they were shitfaced. Then my gut is probably wrong HAHA. Yeeeah, Iâm gonna hit you up after this..
âwho made the first move: Honestly Ken is a naturally flirtatious person, I think he probably made a move waaay into the friendship stage, but since itâs usually his default, Bebe probably didnât even notice it. HAHAHA RIP.
âwho remembers things: NO ONE. ITâS CANON AND MY MUSE IS FUCKINGÂ T R I G G E R E D. Nah but, I think Bebe is probably that chick that has a really aesthetic planner with color coordination and everything, that she never really bothers to fill out and she just owns it and leaves it on her desk to feel proficient LOL. Iâm just gonna give this one to the both of them. I think they can both be responsible when itâs needed. But of course, everyone has their mishaps.
âwho started the relationship: I wanna say BEBE SO BAD. Things would be so much more IRONIC and hilarious.
âwho cusses more:Â Probably Kenny, heâs got a SAILORS mouth yo. Heâs not embarrassingly bad.. He knows when and where itâs the right time to say stupid shit. Usually..
âwhat would they do if the other one was hurt: Drop EVERYTHING. It doesnât matter what theyâre doing. I think they would be at each otherâs side as soon as possible. They would heal each other, mentally and physically. Whether theyâre in a romantic relationship or not. I believe that they care about each other immensely Â
âwho is the dirty talker: As Iâve said before Kennyâs more physical than verbal. He is a sexual person, but heâs MUCH more LUSTFUL if he loves/cares for the person. I think Bebe would probably take the cake here. Whether or not she does indulge in dirty talk. He really only does it upon request. ALTHOUGHâŚ. If you get him drunk, there are no limits, heâll say things that would drop Bebe from 1st to 10th place.
âa head canon: They text each other sweet, positive and fluffy messages when theyâre away from each other. Just in case the other is having a really bad day.
