also the fact that girls will literally use anything to fuck themselves when they’re horny enough is top tier
hello vonnie
Mike Driver
Three Goblin Art
Claire Keane
YOU ARE THE REASON
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

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d e v o n
Not today Justin
Cosmic Funnies

#extradirty
DEAR READER
One Nice Bug Per Day
todays bird
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

@theartofmadeline

roma★
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@sugaredith
also the fact that girls will literally use anything to fuck themselves when they’re horny enough is top tier
Luffy: *Hugs Ace*
Ace: What is this?
Luffy: Affection
Ace: Disgusting
Ace:…..
Ace: Do it again
you may walk out of the underworld but you have to trust that she is behind you. do not look back to check.
i trust that she is there
i trust that she is there (i think)
i trust that she is there (please?)
i trust that she is there (can you hear me?)
i trust that she is there (say something so i can hear you)
i trust that she is there (what if it’s a lie?)
i trust that she is there (i can’t even see her shadow on the wall)
i trust that she is there (SAY SOMETHING)
SAY SOMETHING.
look behind.
#jesus.#orpheus and eurydice#as a poem#using a poll#this is probably the greatest exploitation of mediums i have ever seen op#every reader has the chance to become part of the text by voting#not the subtext#the TEXT#and i love me some ephemeral works in concept#you had to be here for this one week#and then the text is locked#(barring any edits to the original post of course)#and i just think that's so beautiful#beauty springs from the simplest things viewed askew#and all you need is a poll that accepts long enough strings (via couchcrusader)
I had a dream I was drowning
I’m not a bad swimmer but in this dream I was carrying stuff with me and I was covered in heavy clothes that filled up with water and weighed me down
And no one is gonna mention he was a welsh forklift driver? WHO HAD BEEN PARTYING FOR 37 HOURS.
My two beautiful sons, Skin and Bone
Biologically related spoopy boys
damn these taquitos good af
Soft soled leather moccasins with spot stitching and a beaded floral design located on the vamp / Native American; possibly Shoshone
Republicans say "My body. My choice" when they don't want to wear a mask. Then rip the hijab off Muslim women.
Their body. Their choice, my dude.
This post was initially going to be about how Republicans will get all up in your face, shout in your face, and give you a death glare if you wear a mask. But then I remembered Muslim women been dealing with this before the pandemic when they wore a hijabi/face veil.
-fae
God, anyone else remember when everyone understood that the correct feminist position about sports was that women should be allowed to compete with men because they're just as capable? When it was a trope in media to have the mysterious star athlete who just blew everyone else out of the water to take off her helmet and reveal that she was a woman the whole time?
Now people are rabidly arguing that supposed "men" (trans women) have inherent insurmountable biological advantages and cis women are too weak and dainty and unskilled to ever compete and must be protected, and then they try to call themselves feminists who are being silenced as if that's not just the mainstream sexist patriarchal opinion
Anyway, desegregate sports. There was never any reason to separate them by gender in the first place
^^^^^ Sports should be separated by skill class and skill class alone. Think weight class for wrestling, now apply an appropriate class to each sport, done.
alright I reflected on the self. I'm 100% sure the beasts are the issue here
Hell yeah bro. 🤝Time for top surgery
sorry homie. I see now you said beasts. Like, The animal . Not breasts. The word for boobs. Did not mean to threaten you.
this is so fucking funny
"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic
"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident
"cecil can't be a sexyman, he's doesn't have a physical appearance" ignoring the sexymen who are only sexymen due to fanon humanizations, Cecil lacking a canon appearance is what MAKES him a good sexyman. His sexiness is up to viewer interpretation by design. He's schrondinger's sexyman.
CECIL SWEEP 2023 HE IS THE FOUNDER OF THIS SITE. HE INVENTED LOVE. HES GAY, HE HAS A FUCKED UP CAT, HIS HUSBAND IS A LATINO SCIENTIST, HE HAS A SON, HE’S A RADIO HOST WITH A SEXY VOICE AND INSANE FASHION. LITERALLY HAS SO MUCH SWAG AND HAS BEEN AROUND SINCE 2012. DON’T FORGET YOUR ROOTS.
at first i did not care for the sexy man polls but seeing cecil come back from the shadows to absolutely kill and destroy and remind everyone of the sexy man ROOTS and now i’m left patriotic like im rooting for my favorite long forgotten baseball team with all these fans who have never heard of the Spider Wolves before
eyes you see in a forest