i bring you salty jaskier, part 2

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Acquired Stardust
Sade Olutola

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Claire Keane

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we're not kids anymore.
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Jules of Nature
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
wallacepolsom
trying on a metaphor

romaâ

@theartofmadeline
hello vonnie
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i bring you salty jaskier, part 2
target demographic
train bloggers i am kissing you on the cheek like the godfather
what is the opposite of a blorbo. like a character you hate so fucking much for no reason really you just cannot stand them and seeing them triggers rage. you want them dead. whatâs the silly goofy word for that
actually yeah. barfo sounds right.
i would like to know everyoneâs barfos please tell me
Dogs are so funny like they understand hype. Other animals get freaked out but dogs get hyped.....
HI Iâm crawling out of my Tumblr lurker hole bc I simply have to post these doodles Iâve been drawing with every entry we got so far. Hope to continue as we go on!
Redraw of this in honor of a very old book trending
Very delighted to see more people treating Dracula as a comedy
Human food for a dear friend Jonathan
Do I even need to explain?
bog man! there's no need to feel down
i said bog man! sink deep into the ground
I said bog man! you will never be found as the fish and mud consume you
đđđđđ
It's fun to be in a state of decay!
It's fun to be in a state of decay!
teaboo dracula confirmed
"Written in shorthand".
Mina telling Lucy she's trying to study being a stenographer and trying to learn shorthand.
Ladies and gentlemen: 1897 shorthand:
This is what our dear blorbo's diary looks like.
if you want the rewards of being my lover you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of zigazig ahÂ
What does this mean
áááą
oh itâs a cat
i thought it was another dracula daily reference i didnât get bc im 2 days behind
itâs jonathanâs shorthand for dracula being a vampire
Which of us gets to tell Tumblr that in the most book accurate movie adaptation, Johnathan is played by Keanu Reeves
i just found this website that can randomly generate a continent for you!! this is great for fantasy writers
plus, you can look at it in 3d!
theres a lot of viewing options and other things! theres an option on-site to take a screenshot, so you donât have to have a program for that!
you can view it here!
Totally gonna use this for making my worlds
This is the future
Shengsi, an archipelago of almost 400 islands at the mouth of Chinaâs Yangtze river, holds a secret shrouded in time â an abandoned fishing village being reclaimed by nature. These photos by Tang Yuhong, a creative photographer based in Nanning, take us into this lost village on the beautiful archipelago.
but what about angsty otp AUs
âhey so i kind of made this deal to save you and you just need to let me go and let me do this i promised you i wouldnât let you get hurt i intend to keep that promise now let me goâ âwhere are you goingâ âi gave myself over to our enemyâ au
or alternatively âwho are youâ âso this is gonna sound really weird right now but i made a deal to save your life but at the cost of all of your memories of us together and iâm acting like iâm not bothered but iâm dying insideâ au
âhey how are you doing itâs been a while hasnât it. yeah i guess iâm good but nothingâs really been the same since the accident. i started talking to myself a lot lately and waiting for responses because iâve been so used to you being there but now youâre dead and oh look iâm crying over your graveâ au
âweâre in the middle of battle right now what are you doing. oh no what are youâHOE DONâT DO ITâ â[takes hit meant for other person]â âoh my Godâ au
âdonât die on me oh God please donât die on me stay with me look at me look at me iâm right here youâre gonna be fine oh God please donât die on me i s2g if you die iâll kill youâ au
âiâve finally rescued you from that science lab that those scientists brought you to after they kidnapped you and oh God what have they done to youâ au
âwhy are you looking at me like that. come on, i love you, you know thatâoh, why are you pointing that gun/sword/knife/blaster/etc. at me. put itâŠput it down nice and gently. i love you, please donât do this. put it down. youâre not in youâre right mind, theyâre controlling you, pLEASE DONâT KILL ME. I LOVE YOU. COME ON, PLEASE PUT IT DOWN YOUâRE SCARING ME THIS ISNâT YOU YOUâRE UNDER MIND CONTROLâ au
âi made a deal to save your life and we can never be with each other ever again or else the person i made the deal with is going to kill one of us and make the other watch iâm so sorry it was the only wayâ au
âi died and came back and now i get to relive my last day with you knowing iâm going to die and you know nothing and i canât prevent this and youâre just so happy iâm here you have no idea what just happened and your heart is going to be crushed all over againâ au
âi have to tell you something really important if i donât tell you now i will never get the chance. i loââ [explosion] au
âyou died like two years ago and iâve been grieving your death and all of a sudden youâre standing in the middle of my living room telling me youâre a ghost that never moved on and you had nowhere to go and found me again well hi i missed you oh oops iâm cryingâ au
âI THOUGHT YOUâVE BEEN DEAD. FOR TEN YEARS. WHY ARE YOU ON MY FRONT DOORSTEP. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN. WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME CRY LIKE THIS I HATE THAT I LOVE YOU AND WHY DID YOU EVEN LEAVE IN THE FIRST PLACEâ au
âso iâm in this gang/cult/etc and i was told to bring you to them because they had âunfinished businessâ to take care of and i didnât realize that they wanted to kill you and i kind of really like you and now i have no idea what to do i just really need to get you out of here and then we need to like flee the state because then theyâll be looking for both of us and theyâll kind of want to kill both of usâ au
âso weâre kind of the head royals of this kingdom and rebels just stormed the castle and oh look at that youâre dying and iâm cryingâ au
âyou were assigned to kill me and then we kind of fell for each other but your boss found us out and if you donât kill me right now heâs going to kill your family oh God just please kill me stop crying just save your damn familyâ au
âiâm immortal youâre mortal and we kind of fell for each other but this is gonna get real complicated when youâre 80 and iâm still a teenager because well iâm not sure how to say this but you do realize youâll age and die and iâll be left alone again rightâ au
âso i guess some guy from the future came and he told me that youâre responsible for the apocalypse and if thereâs any hope for humanity it rests on me and i have to kill you please donât hate me for thisâ au