[darkverrmin]

i bring you salty jaskier, part 2

[helloitsbees]

[helloitsbees]

target demographic

[helloitsbees]

train bloggers i am kissing you on the cheek like the godfather

[clawsfangs]

what is the opposite of a blorbo. like a character you hate so fucking much for no reason really you just cannot stand them and seeing them triggers rage. you want them dead. what’s the silly goofy word for that

[clawsfangs]

actually yeah. barfo sounds right.

i would like to know everyone’s barfos please tell me

[jurynullification]

Dogs are so funny like they understand hype. Other animals get freaked out but dogs get hyped.....

[keeferonies-art]

HI I’m crawling out of my Tumblr lurker hole bc I simply have to post these doodles I’ve been drawing with every entry we got so far. Hope to continue as we go on!

[drawnsnake]

Redraw of this in honor of a very old book trending

Very delighted to see more people treating Dracula as a comedy

[inkyami]

Human food for a dear friend Jonathan

Do I even need to explain?

[beaft]

bog man! there's no need to feel down

[beaft]

i said bog man! sink deep into the ground

[raevenlywrites]

I said bog man! you will never be found as the fish and mud consume you

👋👋👋👋👋

It's fun to be in a state of decay!

It's fun to be in a state of decay!

[flementbrax-deactivated20231216]

teaboo dracula confirmed

[autistic-af]

"Written in shorthand".

Mina telling Lucy she's trying to study being a stenographer and trying to learn shorthand.

Ladies and gentlemen: 1897 shorthand:

This is what our dear blorbo's diary looks like.

[insomniac-arrest]

if you want the rewards of being my lover you have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of zigazig ah 

[some-in-a-million]

What does this mean

[insomniac-arrest]

:(

[shitpostsampler]

[angelofdarknessmp3]

ᓚᘏᗢ

[lobsterjimsourcream]

oh it’s a cat

i thought it was another dracula daily reference i didn’t get bc im 2 days behind

[sugoiberry]

it’s jonathan’s shorthand for dracula being a vampire

[jadedanddark]

Which of us gets to tell Tumblr that in the most book accurate movie adaptation, Johnathan is played by Keanu Reeves

[cup-o-teatay]

[officialfrenchtoast]

[neckweararchive-blog]

[samurots-deactivated20160616]

i just found this website that can randomly generate a continent for you!! this is great for fantasy writers

plus, you can look at it in 3d!

theres a lot of viewing options and other things! theres an option on-site to take a screenshot, so you don’t have to have a program for that!

you can view it here!

[somethingdnd]

Totally gonna use this for making my worlds

[hackmydungeon]

This is the future

[innocenttmaan]

Shengsi, an archipelago of almost 400 islands at the mouth of China’s Yangtze river, holds a secret shrouded in time – an abandoned fishing village being reclaimed by nature. These photos by Tang Yuhong, a creative photographer based in Nanning, take us into this lost village on the beautiful archipelago.

[astralarchived]

but what about angsty otp AUs

“hey so i kind of made this deal to save you and you just need to let me go and let me do this i promised you i wouldn’t let you get hurt i intend to keep that promise now let me go” “where are you going” “i gave myself over to our enemy” au

or alternatively “who are you” “so this is gonna sound really weird right now but i made a deal to save your life but at the cost of all of your memories of us together and i’m acting like i’m not bothered but i’m dying inside” au

“hey how are you doing it’s been a while hasn’t it. yeah i guess i’m good but nothing’s really been the same since the accident. i started talking to myself a lot lately and waiting for responses because i’ve been so used to you being there but now you’re dead and oh look i’m crying over your grave” au

“we’re in the middle of battle right now what are you doing. oh no what are you–HOE DON’T DO IT” “[takes hit meant for other person]” “oh my God” au

“don’t die on me oh God please don’t die on me stay with me look at me look at me i’m right here you’re gonna be fine oh God please don’t die on me i s2g if you die i’ll kill you” au

“i’ve finally rescued you from that science lab that those scientists brought you to after they kidnapped you and oh God what have they done to you” au

“why are you looking at me like that. come on, i love you, you know that–oh, why are you pointing that gun/sword/knife/blaster/etc. at me. put it…put it down nice and gently. i love you, please don’t do this. put it down. you’re not in you’re right mind, they’re controlling you, pLEASE DON’T KILL ME. I LOVE YOU. COME ON, PLEASE PUT IT DOWN YOU’RE SCARING ME THIS ISN’T YOU YOU’RE UNDER MIND CONTROL” au

“i made a deal to save your life and we can never be with each other ever again or else the person i made the deal with is going to kill one of us and make the other watch i’m so sorry it was the only way” au

“i died and came back and now i get to relive my last day with you knowing i’m going to die and you know nothing and i can’t prevent this and you’re just so happy i’m here you have no idea what just happened and your heart is going to be crushed all over again” au

“i have to tell you something really important if i don’t tell you now i will never get the chance. i lo–” [explosion] au

“you died like two years ago and i’ve been grieving your death and all of a sudden you’re standing in the middle of my living room telling me you’re a ghost that never moved on and you had nowhere to go and found me again well hi i missed you oh oops i’m crying” au

“I THOUGHT YOU’VE BEEN DEAD. FOR TEN YEARS. WHY ARE YOU ON MY FRONT DOORSTEP. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN. WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME CRY LIKE THIS I HATE THAT I LOVE YOU AND WHY DID YOU EVEN LEAVE IN THE FIRST PLACE” au

“so i’m in this gang/cult/etc and i was told to bring you to them because they had ‘unfinished business’ to take care of and i didn’t realize that they wanted to kill you and i kind of really like you and now i have no idea what to do i just really need to get you out of here and then we need to like flee the state because then they’ll be looking for both of us and they’ll kind of want to kill both of us” au

“so we’re kind of the head royals of this kingdom and rebels just stormed the castle and oh look at that you’re dying and i’m crying” au

“you were assigned to kill me and then we kind of fell for each other but your boss found us out and if you don’t kill me right now he’s going to kill your family oh God just please kill me stop crying just save your damn family” au

“i’m immortal you’re mortal and we kind of fell for each other but this is gonna get real complicated when you’re 80 and i’m still a teenager because well i’m not sure how to say this but you do realize you’ll age and die and i’ll be left alone again right” au

“so i guess some guy from the future came and he told me that you’re responsible for the apocalypse and if there’s any hope for humanity it rests on me and i have to kill you please don’t hate me for this” au