Jul 2
VOTE SIMON THE CONVICT FOR TUMBLR SEXYMAN 2026
Propaganda:
IT'S MARKIPLIER
Covered in blood at several points during the movie (probably not his but it depends on the theories you like)
him and Grace deserve to duke it out in the semifinals
he's a little fucked up! He's a little tormented! We all love that!
shipped with Ryan Gosling. and markiplier knows about it.
he suffered so much. he deserves it
religious traumaaaa
the movie is essentially two hours of him being shaken around in a metal can, and it still held #1 movie in the US during its first weekend and a few days after
did I mention the titties?
