Abandoned

Tats, Cats, and Ass ~ Lvl 19 ~ I kinkshame myself so you don't have to 

[reallyreallife]

[claypuppington-deactivated20201]

Which oingo boingo song is this

[gahdamnpunk]

It’s not that they didn’t know how to, they didn’t want to cause this sounds amazing!

[aesthetic-gem]

can’t believe @markiplier went live to tell us he fucked

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[thursday]

*gracefully flips over a quesadilla* anyone would be lucky to have me

[smartaveragebears]

hearing the word ‘salty’ in it’s original context is so weird now bc someone could literally just say ‘these pringles are so salty’ and I’ll just be thinking damn who’ve those pringles been vagueing about now

[music-mood-boards]

Moodboard inspired by the song “Bad Vibes” by K. Flay for @pikmimoved

[ruinedchildhood]

Remember when Patrick pooped a Herseys Kiss

[stay-off-the-hook]

くコ: 彡 くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡くコ: 彡

Reblog those rainbow gay squids and something good will happen to you

[chrisweedpiano]

Having gay squids on my blog is reward enough in itself

[culturistjack-deactivated201804]

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

[olisaurusrex]

I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

[thattallsummonerguy]

Or if you’d like to have some more options….

I’m 6’4” 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking for variety.

[wontbeafraid-deactivated2014041]

what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

[nevergenders-moved]

im tiny, i’m like 5′4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too

[scumbagsblog]

Reblogging for the last one cuz that’s adorable

[likeits1995]

SO PROUD

[ghost--ranger]

The Fantastic 4 we deserve

[crimezi]

OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS

[stars-for-thought]

We will all protect the small one.

[cover-your-ears]

I stan

[factsmyguy-deactivated20180214]

Me tryna flirt

[thebootydiaries]

Me: damn that thing huge

Girl: this ass? 😏

Me: nah ya forehead

[bewbin]

two hackers accidently hacking the same website

[thebootydiaries]

hacker 1: im in

hacker 2: im in

hacker 1: oh shit hacker 2 wasssap

hacker 2: hey hacker 1 sorry man i didnt see u here this is awk ill just go

hacker 1: ok see u later man

hacker 2: im out

[thebootydiaries]

Date: hey let's slow dance

Me: does the Macarena at 1/4 speed

[hahaveryfunny-deactivated202109]

[tmcphotography]

Logging back into tumblr

[baapi-makwa]

my friends cat loves attacking xmas trees but hates plastic bags

[ririazul]

we stan a legend

Credit to @conor_mckenziee on Twitter