Zoot Master Flex

Don’t take anything I say seriously bc im on 2 Xanax rn

[drakes1stalbum-deactivated20150]

[h0odrich]

all the custies

[typecozey-deactivated20201222]

The best filling ..maybe of all time

[sdfgf4567u8-deactivated20221028]

noone wanna play volleyball w me

[stockpilingantihistamines]

[rodnt]

*adds a 😳 to the end of a slightly panicked sentence*

[warframe]

the reactor core is above nominal temperature 😳

[guccifloralsuits]

God, grant me the serenity to gaslight the things I cannot change; the courage to girlboss the things I can; and the wisdom to gatekeep the difference ❤️

[wrongmovehoe-deactivated2020013]

LMAO

[gnomestabber]

great job being disrespectful

[wrongmovehoe-deactivated2020013]

Tysm it’s easy when my pussy is so fucking yummy and not complicit in the murder of innocent people

[hawkeye1757]

Are you certain of that?

[wrongmovehoe-deactivated2020013]

YUP

[christopherbarnard]

Kenneth Cole ad, 1996

[powerjock]

swing and a miss, ken

[adonischildsupportcase]

[heartshop]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[mossball-deactivated20130617]

i hate songs that are like 75% bad but the chorus is so good that you suffer through the whole song just to hear one part like three times

[judgejudyofficial]

the 4 penguins from Madagascar are literally just the Golden Girls’ fursonas

[zootedboy]

if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing

[1dietcokeinacan]

Screeeeching at this meme a girl I went to high school w posted recently

[uncle-worm]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

new organs coming out soon

medium intestine

gallkidneys

inferior vena cava

table of contents

semi-colon

die-r (opposite of liver)

pancreas 2 

[salmon404]

I showed my mom this (a genuine doctor) and she says that the inferior vena cava is real so I’m sorry but your post has been canceled op

[rainbowgazes-archive]

yeah well this one is even more inferior

[rainbowgazes-archive]

just a dogshit vena cava

[yeahiwasintheshit]

[dsmsix]

[dailyjackiechan]

cashiers don’t actually care what you buy you could buy a fork a toaster and a bath plug and i wouldnt notice all i’m thinking abt is “in five min it will be one hour until two hours before i can go home”

[anoudkhaled]

[bakufundoshi]

honestly this is so much nicer than red

[h0ld-back-the-night-deactivated]

this is coca-cola i can feel calm drinking. no bright screaming red. no anger. no hatred. just a nice sky blue. this is a soda i can feel relaxed with.

[cynicalhippie]

Is everyone on this site a fucking bull?

[runcibility]

If you log into the labyrinth, you can’t complain if you see a minotaur