walk it off

‘98. with a lot of back pain // suffer with aim

[suiruu]

I can’t believe that we’re actually SO BACK while simultaneously being so over wtf

[deadpixelillustrations]

"You were always my favourite... Don't ever forget that."

[deadpixelillustrations]

"You don't know how long I've been looking for you"

[swhftt]

SWHFTT 107: Do not go gentle

[spykles]

All my Destiny 2 Pixel Art characters so far.

[fruitgravies]

the failure(s); the many loves of the vampire lestat

prints • insta • twt

[acoolguy]

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly

[imonthemoonitsmadeofcheese]

Not only will this armour make you more powerful but it’s ugly. You have to go on quests to obtain each piece and then wear the whole thing to complete the final mission.

And it’s been hand-crafted for you by the most beloved NPC ever, who went through literal hell and lost her eyes and clawed her way out and rescued herself and took the bad guy’s eyes and she is the symbol of hope and vengeance and tenacity and never giving up and a complete and utter badass and you love her… you love her so damn much… but this armour is the shittiest ugliest garbage you’ve ever seen. Seriously it looks like you’re wandering around with a cheese grater strapped to your face.

Anyway… that’s Shadowkeep.

I love you Eris. But let Drifter handle the aesthetics from now on, ok? Your shrimp eyes have really affected your understanding of guardian style. This is the game where the end game is fashion and this… this is not fashion.

You’re the best, Eris. The absolute best. Please don’t make me wear clothing you’ve designed ever again.

[mchonda]

no one look at me

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

[alienwlw]

oh he is insANE-o in love w her hohfhfjkldfjsaijfodsajlfkdsa

[sleeping-jo]

I can’t sleep, I have to torture myself psychologically

[alexanderpearce]

i dont care the close friends instagram stories are getting posted to tumblr because this is making me lose my mind

[plutoonwheels]

what plays in my head when this guy comes on screen

[plutoonwheels]

guys am I on a fucking roll or what

pt 1, 2, 3

[theodysseyofhomer]

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[strinak]

oh, you meant they literally did, ok

[theodysseyofhomer]

would i, tumblr user thee odysseyofhomer, lie to you?

[polyphemusthecylcops]

...

[theodysseyofhomer]

this is the only funny addition to this post

[plutoonwheels]

PoJ textposts be upon ye

pt 1

[hatchetfielddropout]

fan changyu: do you think i'm too violent 😔

xie zheng: who told you that 🤨 anyway do you want to beat up your ex in a dark alleyway 😊 do you want to kill your uncle instead of kidnapping him 😊