Gay Witchy Nerd Shit

Hyperfocus; Infodump; Brainrot🌈🤷🏻‍♀️🔥 /side blog/

[importantcatpics]

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

Let’s have technical difficulties with mama

[gilgameshhimself]

(Getting swindled by a genie) it’s like talking to a fucking tumblr user with you

[higglety]

the genie: how dare you say I'm fucking a tumblr user

[ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3]

DO NOT DOWNLOAD TUMBLR it will install a virus on your device called tumblr

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Best thing about pets is that sometimes you look up and see them. Glanced outside and a chicken was trotting past, clearly on some kind of mission. What kind of mission? No idea. Chicken business.

[headspace-hotel]

YES i am sexualizing the relationship between parasitic orchids and fungi

[headspace-hotel]

@egregiousderp sorry for posting a conventionally attractive parasitic relationship

[the-quasar-hero]

Come, you simply must meet my associates! This woman right here is a delightful pervert of sorts, and this fellow here, he’s some kind of a fucking idiot.

[meangirlnurse]

oh my god

[meangirlnurse]

[smallbabywerewolf]

[fedoraspooky]

whoever's idea it was to have womens t-shirts have those tiny sleeves that go way up into the armpits must have done that maliciously

[muffinlance]

my friend who is two sizes bigger than me gave me a few of her hand-me-down t-shirts last summer and. I cannot go back to mine. big shirts no pit squeeze forever

[what-even-is-thiss]

The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.

Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.

No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Easy carb add on:

Cookie

Fruit (canned or fresh)

Chips

Piece of bread

Popcorn

Crackers

Easy protein add on:

Nuts

Spoonful of nut butter

Cheese

Roasted chickpea snacks

Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)

Small canned sausages or similar

[what-even-is-thiss]

Sugar in there.

[what-even-is-thiss]

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended onAug 12

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[fairycosmos]

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

[miscellaneousmao]

Fluffy Eevee marshmallows 🤎🤍 Design based on Penny's Eevee backpack since I think it's so cute 🥹 Look at it spin!

[greelin]

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

[greelin]

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless

[jigglypinkbutts]

[hopeisindeedsuffering]

wuts the joke here?

[jigglypinkbutts]

Sylveon evolves with affection, but Umbreon evolves with friendship. After having sex the Umbreon realized she only liked the Sylveon as a friend, which is disappointing for the Sylveon, because he feels much more strongly than her.

The joke is heartbreak.

[lontramus]

this is the best thing. ever.

[dilfweed]

the fact it had to be explained….. ugh white people

[pokemonheritageposts]

Pokemon Heritage Post

[segamascott]

[gettingborredofthis]

Pussy*

[segamascott]

balls*

[catnippackets]

every winter I see posts like "ugh I hate that it's dark and cold it makes me sad" and every summer I see posts like "here's an infographic on how this is the hottest summer we've ever had and how many people have already died from heat-related deaths this year and also a reminder of how climate change caused by the 1% is going to give us all an inevitable heatdeath in the next 30 years"

[tofupixel]

im back in action guys

[tofupixel]

lord help me for i am animating