you guys go ahead i'm just gonna dillydally

Daisy • she/her • bi • thirty-two • girlfriend ♡ here to talk shite, share the occasional fanart or edit and spam fixations/interests. ✌️ ♥ strawpage ✶ pfp: @couriercats ♥

[oliivi-exe]

⬜️ I’m not a robot

[pangur-and-grim]

sometimes when I’m having a quiet moment with Pangur or Grim, I think “oh fuck what have I done” (re: the incoming kitten) because there’s a specific kind of loving calm you have with old animals that have spent their lives with you, and I don’t want to ruin that. and then other times Pangur and Grim will bother me out of boredom and ignore all their toys, and in those moments I say “heed my words, ye heathens, and despair, for I am bringing a tiny kitten to attack you. you will look back on this present boredom with gratefulness, because chaos is coming to your lands”

[pangur-and-grim]

they have no idea that their quiet lifestyle will end on Friday

[pangur-and-grim]

yeah

but it all worked out

[vamprisms]

being online is so scary aren't you guys worried about the world wide spider

[redfagdiver]

It took 36 years for someone to make this joke and by god it was worth the wait

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[thiingamajiig]

different, but the same

[sun-kissin]

emma swan | you're on your own kid

an edit I finally finished for my beloved saviour and am really really proud of. ♡

[inkatesbush]

they're saying spending 2 hours in the word doc changing words slightly to be more specific and evocative and moving endless commas around is one of the most noble and respected things that you can do

[innerchildabortionclinic]

ℹ️Useless coworker would like to leave early

[salorade]

for every stress life brings youre one step closer to a new and exciting relationship with a fictional character

[buns-of-men]

When is it sexist? - A Handy Chart

[tovakiin]

My favorite moment when playing FFXIV for the first time was seeing the men in the same ridiculous subligars as the women.

[perquisitemagnate]

In order:

World of Warcraft

Dark Souls

Final Fantasy XIV

[azothelement-deactivated2019010]

Seriously, Dark Souls is so good about this, I accidentally became female and didn’t even know about it until I was changing my gear.

[dracophile]

Sorry, that last bit is funny to me because I’m just imagining this knight changing and looking at a pair of breasts like “…Those are new.”

[snapfoo]

THE LAST COMMENT KILLED ME

[pcare-o-dactyl]

[justanotherdmdammit]

[frontmansdefender]

big fan of this genre of signs

[oingoedboingo-deactivated202605]

whatever!! go, my funnybunny brainworms

[importantcatpics]

[macperalta]

I could have watched an entire episode of Holt and Kevin talking on the phone about rice. (via @santiagoswagger)

↳ requested by anonymous

[bambistjames]

non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc

[anxietyproblem]

[wordfather]

dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

[sun-kissin]