Sunblaze

he/him | formerly known as NewmoonWasTaken

[discoursedrome]

The opposite of “the elephant in the room” is “the centipede in the room”: something that’s not actually an issue but everyone is freaking out about

[sunblazedc5]

from featuring prominently in its promotion and plot, you would think that the dog in hyper light drifter dies at the end, watched by the playable character. however,

[real-language-facts]

i wanted to install some language mods but the most popular ones were "adverb remover" and "sexy vowels" so i lost faith in the modding community instantly

[real-language-facts]

new language mods i found:

-accent customization mod

-rickroller (replaces every use of the word "rick" and "roll" with the song)

-grill babies mod

-sexy vowels 2.0.1 *SEX VERSION*

-souvenir

don't know which one i'm getting but it's gotta be one of them. i wonder if theyre compatible with each other.

[squeakitties]

i had a dream i was playing undertale and i got to the snowy area and it was mostly the same but papyrus was replaced with this new character Prunsel.

Prunsel’s sprite was a high-contrast black and white photorealistic eyeball, roughly twice as big as papyrus, and looking directly at the viewer. whenever Prunsel “spoke”, the music completely cut out and instead of text it was an ominous red glow emanating from the text box

[squeakitties]

[kat]

i had a dream last night that the entire world used a currency (?) called angrypennies which as the name implies are obtained by experiencing anger. the stronger and more intense your anger was, the more angrypennies you'd gain. an all-consuming rage would earn you more than a slight irritation, etc. so people were always searching for ways to fuel their anger and purposefully keeping themselves angry all the time because they wanted to earn angrypennies. unclear if angrypennies could be exchanged for goods and services, or if they were just a collectible.

anyway, as if this wasn't heavy-handed enough, at one point british comedian greg davies appeared and explained that angrypennies couldn't be worth feeling angry all the time. this was a real revelation to dream-me and i was finally able to break free of the angrypenny grind and allow myself to experience emotions other than anger.

[kat]

it goes without saying that i will be using the word angrypenny as if it was part of the common vernacular instead of a term that my dreaming brain conjured up i.e. "he's all about the angrypennies" (derogatory way to refer to a guy who searches for reasons to be angry and possibly lacks introspection)

[lupismaris]

Do it scared but please don't do it hungry. Please don't do it dehydrated. It's gonna make it so much scarier. Please.

[autumnbrambleagain]

Don't tell Happles what happened to its yacht.

[alteredpanel]

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[actualized-animal]

every chapter of deltarune has a secret npc who only appears if you leave and re-enter the room 1225 times while you have a bagel in your seventh inventory slot and the npc is a sentient doorknob and when you talk to them the music cuts out and they’re like “who’s that whispering in the trees, it’s two sailors and they’re on leave, pipes and chains and swinging hands, who’s your daddy, yes i am” and then within four hours there’s a thirty minute long video on youtube titled “ASGORE IS FRIEND??? DADDY THEORY EXPLAINED” and it already has 100,000 views and then a year later people call the next chapter disappointing because it was focusing too much on developing the main characters instead of explaining the doorknob guy

[iamdoru1]

How the turntables

[fiftiesbbydolldress]

microflirting by glancing at you from time to time

[segamascott]

[teddyrocker]

best feeling in the world is when you draw something and you’re so proud of it you have to stop and stare at it every few minutes to remind yourself of its beauty like narcissus with his reflection in the pond

[charlesoberonn]

Don't worry, I got you!

[charlesoberonn]

The most tonally incoherent movie night ever.

[petrichormeraki]

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

[petrichormeraki]

This flavor of reblog to this post always makes me laugh so hard thank you

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[sunblazedc5]

12 and 17 for music asks :)

12. What do you think makes a great song?

ohh hmm. tough one. i think if the person making it was having fun doing so then it's a great song. or at least, that's what i wanna claim. some musicians have zero grasp on basic music theory principles and it shows. buut that's just like my personal biases n stuff.

17. How many concerts have you been to?

plenty! several were my own for like school and a band i'm in n stuff, all connected to my real name so you don't get to know what they were lol. last non-me concert i went to was a live performance of the hollow knight soundtrack. i uploaded a recording of some of it to youtube