Greatest not-so-great poster ever!

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[weloveshortvideos]

Either I’m tripping or that’s a dinosaur

[danejuanreturns]

WHAT ON GODS GREEN EARTH

[mistress-maya]

Instantly turning everyone nearby into a 10 year old.

[maura-labingi]

that person telling their kid to be gentle with all seriousness tho

[edwardspoonhands]

Can we please have this dinosaur at next year’s VidCon?

[gifsboom]

Slicing an apple with an extremely sharp knife.

Via (thebigsexy1)

[sunburnedsnowman-blog]

Imagine running this across the skin above your fingernails.

[odumb-deactivated20220303]

this is a giant cucumber that we found hanging from a tree on the side of the road. i tried it and it was disgusting so i threw it in the neighbors hot tub

[davidfosterflawless-deactivated]

this fruit is called kigelia and it is poisonous. good job, kiddo

[sunburnedsnowman-blog]

The fact that they threw it in the hot tub makes it even better. What would the neighbor say when they walked out and saw this mutant cucumber chilling in their hot tub looking like someone dropped a giant green shit in it?

[jurassiraptor]

[jurassicworld4]

Imagine calling Zach but he can’t hear you because he’s in the Gyrosphere.

[saiyans]

[marissawompler]

pratt told us in 2009 and no one believed him

[peppelepeuw]

[theagonyofdefeat]

[officialmoviegoer]

Welp.

[joons]

[mausspace-deactivated20130422]

mwriteswrongs:

Helga’s thirst was so fucking real.

[thebestoftumbling]

saint bernard puppy chasing a gopro

[chriscappuccino]

When I first saw GoPros in the stores, I thought, “What the hell would anyone need that for?” Now I see.

[tyleroakley]

honestly the only thing i care about today

[nowiseedaylight]

[taillesstigers]

Behold Her Majesty, Queen of Sass

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sunburnedsnowman-blog]

I would love to see Ashens review this!

[littlekidwithglasses]

[skunkbear]

Here’s the orbital period of our solar system’s 8 major planets (how long it takes each to travel around the sun). Their size is to scale and their speed is accurate relative to Earth’s. The repetition of each GIF is proportional to their orbital period. Mercury takes less than 3 months to zoom around Sol, Neptune takes nearly 165 years.  

[bi-spectral]

fuck this gifset do you know how long i sat here waiting for fucking neptune to drag its lazy ass into the frame

[nowyoukno]

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[sunburnedsnowman-blog]

Guess it’s more than his hand in one now.