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[maladaptivedaydreamsx]

these two fear absolutely nothing.. but i'll be damned if i said i didn't wanna see the outcome, leggo!

[fluffimemes]

Asmodeus: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one, boys.

Satan, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is, then.

[dissociative-mc]

Mammon: We need to distract these guys.

Lucifer: Leave it to me.

Lucifer: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Satan & MC: *immediately begin arguing*

[asmoyonce]

simeon: honestly, i'm a little scared of mc

lucifer: they wouldn't hurt a fly

simeon: that's reassuring

lucifer: they would kill a man though

[fluffimemes]

Asmodeus: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate, malewife our way out of this one, boys.

Satan, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is, then.

[solitarysnowwhite-deactivated20]

*texting*

Lucifer: MC, why in all of Devildom did you tell Diavolo that BDSM stands for Burgers, Drinks, Salsa and Music?!

Lucifer: Diavolo just invited Simeon and me over to the castle tonight for a BDSM party with him and Barbatos... WE ARE NOT DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS.

[potatominnie]

You have been visited by the Satan good luck post and for that, you will be lucky on your next pull.

Reblog to activate his charm. This is your sign to just wing it on your next pull.

[alice-revolution]

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[majorheartminorskill]

CL "Lover Like Me'"

[yo-niceskirt]

ᴄʟ - ʟᴏᴠᴇʀ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴍᴇ

[just-positivity-stuff]

[thebuddingherbalist]

Needed.

[catchymemes]

[jenny-jinya]

Full and finished short-story of the black cat. Please have a heart for black pets in general, animals do not deserve this kind of hostility. Please give credit when reposting, Thank you :)

[hclark70]

[sunfadedred]

He is my everything. How can people be so stupid.

[gmax-centiskorch]

“assigning genders to babies is wrong”

[byakurenbreak]

I think they’re referring to stuff like this

[starry-nightengale]

“I HATE MY THIGHS”??? REALLY????

[brunhiddensmusings]

[cosmicibe]

Ew

[ovenroastedtwerkey]

Ma, pick me up, the heteros are being really fucking weird and gross again.

[moss-wizard]

What a year this week has been.

[we-dont-matteratall]

It’s Monday.

[jacuwi]

It sure as hell is.

[actualaster]

The earlier in the day Monday you reblog the funnier this gets

[unclefather]

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

[chasing-asterion]

me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

[heatherleigh02-deactivated20230]

Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen.

So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet.

Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.

The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes."

[aplatonicjacuzzi]

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

[panzerophid]

[yourladyindank]

Bout to send some fools to God

[neshtasplace]

OK this is like…..aesthetic!?

[khazaiargos]

“Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil… prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until Doom, no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon…”

[fabulousairpirate]

“uh oh sisters” *shoots demon*