workin part time at the time waster factory

commissions OPEN - he/they 21 - art blog @pelicanbrainz

[pelicanbrainz]

Hiii i am always open for commissions.

I am open to most things and do best with character/animal art

message if ur interested my @ on everything is Pelicanbrainz

[dog5504]

New + Updated Refs for this years artfight ! find me here

[art-parasi-te]

MOTIVATION PLEASE HIT ME WITH THE CAR PLEASE IM SO TIRED 😭😭😭👹

[despazito]

love my pumpkin

[despazito]

violence my pumpkin

[allosaurus-fragilis]

i was at a cafe today and they had glasses of sugar with like a tiny lid on the tables and one lid was open so a bunch of wasps were climbing in and literally shoving the sugar into their mouths with their little paws

they hit the sugary jackpot

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[pelicanbrainz]

@d5rcy and Jeff the killer got married in my tomodachi life

[egax]

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

[freefitty]

literally has been in my queue for an entire year. you just can’t miss reblogging.

[manypersons]

gotta queue this for next year too

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[meme-loving-stuck]

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

[kaban-bang]

[parkayquarts]

hbo max blocks screenshots even when I use the snipping tool AND firefox AND ublock which is a fucking first. i will never understand streaming services blocking the ability to take screenshots thats literally free advertising for your show right there. HOW THE HELL IS SOMEBODY GONNA PIRATE YOUR SHOW THROUGH SCREENSHOTS. JACKASS

[parkayquarts]

somewhere out there is a guy who meticulously takes screenshots of every individual frame of his favorite tv shows and then painstakingly etches each one onto a roll of film which he puts into his old timey projector and recreates the footage as a silent film with his own lavishly hand-lettered dialogue cards and original score that he plays on his upright piano and charges audiences one shiny penny a play. at last, big media has finally outsmarted ol' Zachary Zoetrope

[theheroheart]

PSA for everyone who doesn't know, explained simply

this is NOT because of blocking screenshots, it's because of HOW streaming sites use your computer's hardware to optimise performance, which means the thing rendering the video and the thing capturing your screen aren't the SAME thing. so they can't talk together.

you can fix this by going to your browser settings, searching for "hardware acceleration", and turning that off.

[team-thickness12]

This also fixes screen sharing to other screens. It has been GODSEND

[lucarleigho]

type this in the toolbar to find this setting in firefox: about:preferences#searchResults

[orcposts]

TOOLTIP: you can get more funny juice by performing the "jerking off" activity. find it by selecting genitals from your inventory!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use hand on genitals

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> use genitals on hand

[orcposts]

You can't use that right now!

[goblinposts]

> help

[orcposts]

I don't know that word.

You are clobbered by the OGRE!

You have lost your genitals. . .

[goblinposts]

man fuck this game

[kyuubiskeeper]

[pelicanbrainz]

My horrible chud prime asset son

[pelicanbrainz]

updated my sona so cocktails at a space bar to celebrate

[avagarde]

Living the dream

[babizzxx]

[rubidgea]

actual paintings for Paleolithic AU, I've written the sapien characters as worshipping a Celestial Hunter, a lord-over-animals type god