Trash Queen

Sunny/Sunflower, 28, ♊️☀️♓️↗️ Bites, but only affectionately ....unless? 📸🐈‍⬛Buckets💃

[sliversoakley4]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[mikkeneko]

[kalichnikov]

YOU’RE TOO LATE SPIDERMAN! YOU’LL NEVER GET YOUR TURKEY DEFROSTED IN TIME! THANKSGIVING IS DONE FOR! NYEHEHEHEHE

[azrealini]

Not so fast! Submerge the bird in cold tap water and replace that water every 30 minutes until thawed if you want to salvage your holiday feast

[mousegirlheart]

Well I’ll be damned, Spiderman did it. He saved Thanksgiving.

Good work, Spiderman. I’m proud of you. Unlike my own cringefail son.

[tanadrin]

I have this Problem where sometimes if I German all Day speak then I at Night it difficult find it offtoturn.

[throathole]

[alphalone3141592]

[alphalone3141592]

[alphalone3141592]

[alphalone3141592]

[beardedmrbean]

[ot3]

normally when there's a new trend I simply let it pass me by and feel enriched for not succumbing to peer pressure to purchase an object I don't need. but I will admit with my whole chest that I was wrong about air fryers they are exactly as useful as everyone was acting like they were a few years ago.

[wtf-is-hockey]

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

[pseudospaceship]

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

[somniphobicfox]

@theshitpostcalligrapher

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

vibes

ink: diamine firestorm

[wykart]

what do you mean my disability disables my abilities? what the fuck

[maplemaplemaplemaplemaple]

can you reach in my pocket and hand me my cigarettes

[dogpuppy]

[highdrainjah]

They're finally doing something about woke cereal

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Can't decide if this 1977 dome home in Kalamazoo, MI looks like chocolates or onions. 3bds, 4ba, 6,347sqft, cut $600k to $1.3m. On the market 252 days.

There's this large ground floor entrance.

Check out the stairs. I didn't think there'd be so many levels.

I guess these are landings, but they're certainly large enough to be rooms.

Very large living room.

And, a big kitchen, too.

Love the rounded kitchen. This home is like new, though, isn't it?

This is nice- built-in TV cabinet and a bar nook.

The rooms in this house are huge. Look at the size of the family room.

Here's a nice home office.

The primary bedroom is huge, too.

This is crazy. The ensuite is gigantic.

Bedroom #2 is a good size and is a suite.

This bath is pretty big, too.

Bedroom #3 occupies the whole top floor.

This is nice, with the stairs in the middle.

Back on the ground floor, 2 decorative planters lead the way outdoors.

This is where you come out, under the house, which is the front entrance.

On the right, you can see the covered deck. All of this looks so new.

Down in the yard they have a fire pit and picnic area.

2 car garage under the house.

Beautifully landscaped grounds.

5 acres of land in what looks like almost a perfect square.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/2755-N-9th-St-Kalamazoo-MI-49009/74135883_zpid/?

[blancadiabla]

[runcibility]

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that someone somewhere is seeing Safety Tips From Anubis for the very first time.

[xx-am3thyst-4st3r-xx]

That person is me

[djadjamankh]

as an egyptologist, this fake egyptian bothered me so much. so i fixed it.

basic pronunciation followed by egyptological transcription in parentheses and translation in quotation marks.

frame 1: inek inpu (i̓nk i̓npw), “I am Anubis”

frame 2, poison: em wenem (m wnm), “do not eat”

frame 3, smoke detector: pa-yee pu em khenem khety (pꜣy pw m ḫnm ḥty), “this is for smelling smoke”

frame 4: ah-sh pa-yee tchen yot khena ta-yee tchen mawt (ꜥš pꜣy.ṯn i̓t ḥnꜥ tꜣy.ṯn mwt), “call your father and your mother”

frame 5: ankh wedja seneb (ꜥnḫ wḏꜣ snb), “live, prosper, and be healthy” ← like egyptian “farewell”

[deadali]

[maccaulfield]

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[twilightarcade]

looper

[oldbutchdanielmolloy]

omg you people can do anything