[Image ID: Twelve-panel pen and ink comic. In the first panel, a hairy dyke sweats and blushes in embarrassment as they lift weights at the gym while bystanders glare at them in disgust.
In the second panel, the dyke stands alone wearing a towel, about to enter the bathroom.
In the third panel, they raise a razor to their very hairy leg. A speech bubble interrupts them. It reads: âJust what do you think youâre doing?â
In the forth panel, the dyke gasps and looks over their shoulder in surprise. Their ass is out.
In the fifth panel, the dyke exclaims: âWho⊠who are you?!â to the five saintly apparitions hovering above them, crowned with halos and garbed in masculine styles from various time periods.
In the sixth panel, the first apparition speaks: âWe are the Butches of Ages Past. We appear to you now in your hour of need.â
In the seventh panel, the second apparition says: âWe saw that you were about to succumb to societal pressure to shave your legs.â
In the eighth panel, the hairy dyke looks down shamefully at their razor and whines, âPeople keep staring at me like Iâm a walking infectionâŠâ
In the ninth panel, all five apparitions shout âDEAL WITH IT!â in unison.
In the tenth panel, the third apparition says: âYou wear your stigma with pride and donât flinch or look back. Thatâs the way it is done, friend.â
In the eleventh panel, the first apparition places her hand upon the dykeâs shoulder and asks: âIf you donât dyke this place up, who will?â The dyke adopts a determined expression and exclaims: âYouâre right!â
In the twelve and final panel, the dyke is back at the gym, lifting a large weight and smirking in smug and wicked pleasure at the alarmed expressions of other patrons. Their legs are still very hairy. Above them a video game-like marker floats in the air and reads: âMission: DYKE THIS PLACE UP!!!!!â]
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