The Real Fake Paul McCartney

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[draconym]

i would rather see the information for an event handwritten in sharpie on a paper towel than see another AI generated flyer

[hotvampireadjacent]

[zillychu]

easy life hack for becoming a nicer person: get older and more tired. u simply do not have the energy to deal with drama. u do not entertain the bloodthirsty. don't care too sleeby

[zillychu]

conversely, as u get older and more tired, your tolerance for bullshit goes down the drain. u do not have the energy to deal with it. it does not belong. get out. I will not dance around and politely shoo the drama out with a feathery broom I will send a bulldozer at 80 mph

[zillychu]

what I'm saying is as you age you walk more and more softly and carry a bigger and bigger stick. this is why the elderly are so powerful btw

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[en-tailsgaythings]

y'all need to watch this this pride month

[pangur-and-grim]

the problem with getting kidnapped by jigsaw is that I'd probably get impatient and start going for it before the instructions played, and then if I learned I was doing it wrong I'd be too stubborn to change my methodology. so I'd be waving around my severed hand like "look, I did it" while he's just like "the key was in the dog. you had to eat the smelly dog to get the key."

[pangur-and-grim]

[pukicho]

I’m literally in my beast form going to bed

[pukicho]

[pukicho]

Stop calling the crumbs shit. None of you realize how hard it is to photoshop crumbs falling mid-air via a birds-eye perspective. They don't just have 'mid-air granola crumbs' on google, no one has ever thought of photographing that before. I had to color a bunch of boulders brown. I had to find images of various boulders and color them brown, whnich yeah, when I say it out loud, does make it sound like a funny euphemism for shit, but it's really more of a light brown color and it took a lot of time and effort, so stop.

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[divorcedwife]

we cant make good star wars these days because people dont have beautiful hair like in the 1970s. it just doesn’t work

[dogpuppy]

[kabber]

[burins]

thinking fondly of this meme I made for a coworker years and years ago

[tunabuna]

what if bouba and kiki were miis and wlw

EDIT: their profiles here (feel free to remake them!)

[galacticsabc]

only two books I've made so far.

[txttletale]

its so corny and lame to see people advertising their work as "made by humans" like it's a selling point. like you are damning yourself with faint praise you realise that? bright (2017) was made by humans

[frankendykes-monster]

[macklesufficient]

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

[charl0ttan]

is it good if this is the best praise you could have used for your movie commercial

[shrimpbackshin]

[kristina100000]

incredible picture found on the interwebs i had to share with everypony