Alex the Taco Lord

I'm just a they/them enby femboy. I'm 21 too I guess. don't worry about it. what are you a cop?

[lil-grimlynn]

VIETNAM HAS MOSS FROGS.

THEY LIVE IN MOSS.

THEY ARE CUTE AS FUCK!

Thank you for coming to my ted talk. Now lets go live the way of the moss frog.

[fancybroom]

[dr-cringe]

[unfortunatpanda]

[verilog-official]

The following is a list of communists and communist sympathizers. They have infiltrated the highest levels of government and institutions. These folks represent a serious danger to national security and are to be treated as enemies of the state.

-Rize Kamishiro -Frydae Williams -Fyrhydrandt Smith -Spiders Georg -Touka Kirishima -Joedie Prosper -Wylliam Clynton -Pennylope Jorgson -Ashtrae Cobbler -Hinami Fueguchi -William Murderface -Rolnad Raeguhn -Jaymie Lannister -Joeseff Joestar -Biggus Dickus -Cash-money Candlemaker -Smitty Jagermanjensen -Jottorro Joestar -James Lock Smith -Pickles the Drummer -Snake Plsskin -Kuzen Yoshimura -Bunny Shoomaker -Square Unix -Janathon Joestar -Greyclyn Greyson -Mersaideez Nuts -Tailor Moon -Skwissgaar Skwigelf -Frodo Baggins -Joesyke Joestar -Bilboa Baggins -Shartina Butcher -George Lucas Skywalker -Whatsit Tooya -Toki Wartooth -Paigh’sleigh Jones -The Game -Nathan Explosion -xrs-sb3 -The Klapp -Foo Bar -Leonard Rockzo -Klammid'ya Kent -Dick Rychards -Dio Brando -Jacksyn Daniels -Feul Pump -Robert E.O. Speedwagon -Jaunie Walker -Katryna Smith -Will Anthonio Zeppeli -Jimmy Beam -Femme Kassydy -Erina Pendleton -P'awl Smith -Kaneki Ken -Joeseff Smith -Lysa Lysa -Sen Tagatsuki -Jimothy Stalin -Immortan Joe -Koutarou Amon -Max Rockatansky -cc-12e -Hideyoshi Nagachika -Imperator Furiosa -Anomamous Partycypant -Spongebob Squarepants -Shuu Tsukiyama -Wraynglyr Goerge -Squidward Tentacles -Kureo Mado -Patrick Starr -Joeleine Joestar -Eugene Krabs -True-Edward (male) -Sandy Cheeks -Starsaviour (female) -Sheldon J Plankton -Tyelenn (male) -Mermaid Man -Toetisha (female) -Barnacle Boy -Clesslyn (female) -Karen Plankton -Jhewele Xyla -Squiliam Phanty'son -Bequi CID -Misses Puff -Hucxsley Slay -Pearl krabs -Embreigh Courtlyn -Perch Perkens -Jesiika Queen -Bubble Bass -Steysi Girl-light -Dirty Bubble -Fayte Gate-boss -Man Ray -Missiletoe Gass-keep -Princess Mindy -Julius Gaius Ceasear -David Hasselhoff -Hannibal Lecter -Joe Biden -Ricole Drop -Donlad Drumpf -Keighdyn Jaymes -Cyberdyne Systems -Stoneleigh Creek -Juuzou Suzuya -Curtlan James -Kishou Arima -Jynnipha Lopez -Nimura Furuta -Count Binface -Youjean Milf -Yusa Arima -Arroyo Deathmatch -Payloan Shark -Amebix Smith -Akira Mado -Ozzy Ozzborn -Jadevivian Gary -Virgin Steele -Ayato Kirishima -Coochie Bush -Bexleigh Park -Ghost Rider I. T. Sky -Saiko Yonebayashi -Green Grass -Zendayalael Junie -High Tides -Renji Yomo -Michah Brightenlee -Adolf Satan -Nishiki Nishio -Burl Ives -Redymption Rhymes -Wyatt Earp -Kimi Nishio -Ryhthm Lyric -Casey Jones -Donato Porpora -Jesse James -Johhny Cash Smith -Billy The Kidd -Ryouko Fueguchi -Sundance Kidd -Eighlanoar Johnson -Joesy Morales -Enji Koma -Hanks Williams -Wyndsoar Toudor -Palus Jones -Phideaux Dog Park -Kevin E Levin -Manfred Chester -Phoniex Odnhisbfathers -Knut Cracker -Thorfynn Karlsaffrynsky -Nail Young -Airreal Jason -Taeler Young -Barbara Solvent -Antidysestablismenterian Mike -Tyelnol PainReleif -Anarchoindividualist with Primitivist Characteristics -Vaginal Dyscharge -Cow’deigh Farms -Executive Dysfunction -Leaf Airwrecksson -Smug Cat -Truitt Zapphney -Happy Sissyphuss -Martin Sympsyn -Traiscey Atkins -Reverend Father -Beentley Beenson -Fleshrot Jaymes -Stephen Stevens -George Impalement -Maxx Stiirneer -Aborted Fetus -Elongated Musk -Angelina Morbida -Cisco Kid -Iron Fortress Records -Nycelyn OTC -Vargheist Records -Sex Pistol -Aynal Kunt -Cannibis Kidd -Korn O.T Kobb -George Fischer -Shaggy 2 Dope -Khe'mistry Klass -Violent Jay -GG Alan -Biden's Hyperborea -Myyha Stone -Shawn Disfigurement -George Straitzo -Cannibal Corpse -Heavenleigh Teats -Alaye Howard -Achilles Cherry -John Warosa -Gaylorde Foccer -John Barosa -Two Clem -Theodores Jones -Khaleesi Mcgee -Mavis Holderigde -Noodles Julien -Duke Hazzard -Baby Yoda -Tuccer Karl's Son -Danyeil Jorgan -Capitian Morgan -Juleigh Yamamoto -Capitan Jack Sparrow -Gweddolleighn Tennys'on -Pine-kon Wildflower -Ransom E Olds -BeenJamin Tennys'on -97 Ford F150

…and more. if you encounter any of these individuals, take extreme caution and do not approach them. Report andy sightings to your local totally-not-fascist secret police officer.

absolutely love this lmao

[4gifs]

[socially-awkward-supervillian]

Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs

[youwinagainmoffat-blog]

jesus that is good to know.

[chandra75-deactivated20180905]

Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved you getting eaten. 

[magehenry-moved-blog]

REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking docile as shit

my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big fucking babies

[pkmnbreederbrianna]

Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous, some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll lose their cubs. So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into miscarrying. So what’d they do? They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!

The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!

[emo-islandniles]

AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS

[renirabbit]

this post just got so much better

[enjoying-nudiustertian-deactiva]

THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST

[wylltingtrees]

[sashayed]

this is emmett and cullen they are best friends

[clover11-10]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.

Dogs are truly angels.

[oshiawaseni]

so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist

[erin-luci-and-me]

the anxiety cat

[peppermint-madness]

Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain. Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great

[elfwreck]

[bunjywunjy]

this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.

so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about literally everything.

[june-egbert-official]

Cheetah: oh god what’s going on how are we feeling weird spotless cheetah

Dog: :) fine, thanks

Cheetah: :) oh, okay

[greatlordfluffernutter]

[soratayuya]

Wasn’t expecting this of all posts to be the first tumblr post I’ve ever seen crest 2mil notes, but I’ll take it

[impossiblepackage]

“okay we can fuck but only if jerry is there, too”

[wherelibertydwells]

[eilooxara]

Oat milk was discovered much more recently than you may have known. Like many now-familiar technologies, it was found by accident during the Apollo program when NASA learned what a zero-g environment does to goat milk.

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

hey girl are you a worm because

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

goddammit. i hit post too early

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

hey girl are you a worm because i am hooked on you

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

actually i guess it would be. hey girl are you a hook because i am wormed on you

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

no it wouldn't that's nothing

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i am hooked on you

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

hey girl are you a fishing rod because i'd like to reel you in

[giantanteaters-deactivated20230]

hey girl. fish

[official-graveyard-posts]

Official graveyard post

[navigatorsnorth]

Phenomenal spare wheel cover I walked past the other day

[i-am-bic]

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

[esmeralda-anistasia]

#STOP SAYING 'PLATONIC' WHEN YOU MEAN 'CASUAL'#RELATIONSHIPS CAN BE PLATONIC AND ABSOLUTELY DERANGED

[drultimatetacolord]

I only have deranged relationships they're the only ones worth having. All my friends are batshit Or Else They Will Be.

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

BRING HIM BACK

[gummybearattacktheworldofdespair]

[sapphic-gengar]

oh thank goodness

[notahorseindisguise]

one of my least favourite things about this website. "op have you considered that [the thing op was saying]"

[notahorseindisguise]

giggling at this because this is ALSO awful and is ALSO the exact opposite example of what i was saying in my post i love this

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[durnesque-esque]

[sodorz]

thinking abt how fucked up steam engine boiler explosions can look. theyre just pipes under there

gives me the idea of a ghost/monster engine that looks normal, albeit a bit battered, only to swing their smokebox door open and a myriad of pipes come bursting out like fucked up tentacles

[marlynnofmany]

I didn’t know a train could be an eldritch horror, but here we are.

[siphersaysstuff]

The Call of C'thchoochoo.

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Hello skinny tgirl. Lately you've been complaining that your tits aren't growing. In front of you is a plate of food.

[verloonati-deactivated20260305]

[traaansfem]

Unironically my tits grow faster for a few days every time I eat salmon

I should probably cook more salmon

[neo-pussy-deactivated20250705]

Well yes salmon does have some fat in it! And it is good! Try and eat it with some carbs, like potatoes, or maybe blinis. Why not add some vegetables as well? Steamed brocolis, grilled leaks, roasted eggplant, and maybe some cream? That sounds delicious.

[featherboabear]

[dumbtrannybitch]

Idk who this man is but he is right. Eat girls

[commas-georg]

commas save lives,,, rip girls, you were delicious,

[prismatic-bell]

Girls can be eaten many times if you know what you’re doing.

[pixelmason]

[marumicore]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

No this is accurate

[official-boob-posts]

official boob post

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

I know everybodys talking about the article but its this tweet itself that makes me lose my shit

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

tinder link in bio.

[swoopyswish]

the replies:

[newtgeiszler]

*tapes scissors to my dick* why won’t anyone fuck me, edward scissordick?

[funnelcloudd]

[probably-crazy-writer]

I’m sobbing

[kleefkruid]

I love going trough the notes every time bc there’s always someone in the notes insisting we’re all mean and that you can just wear thick dish gloves over your fake nails as if I wouldn’t assume you’re going to Patrick Bateman my ass if you walked into the bedroom with claws and yellow rubber gloves

[ballzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz]

[ihavemace]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

her pussy

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

OUTTA MY WAY IM BOUT TO GE- ouchie. Ouch. Ouchie.

[gigglepuffpixie]

get back here and share that with the class

[eltrolodecadadia]

[lostinhistory]

[fouroclockwren]

YES OMG BRÜNNHILDE

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[tiktoks-repost]

[dokurtybitz2]

This was amazing

[peanutbutterpickletime]

100% worth it