What's Up Fucks?

Notorious Blanket Thief. Basically a place for all the junk I like. Aspiring author and actor. 21

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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First like and this has already found its intended audience

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uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

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[theculturedmarxist]

>password sharing is estimated to cost them several billion dollars

KEEP SHARING THEM PASSWORDS

[boggblog]

Password sharing actually doesnt cost them anything, every time u share a password they dont have to pay u for that. Its free. They just use that language bc they say that not having everyone buy into their service is a loss of a customer they /never even had/ and are pretending they would have made money from those non customers

[sadphonics]

They aren't losing money, they're just mad they aren't making more money. Absolutely share passwords with friends and people you trust.

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Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

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First like and this has already found its intended audience

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uh oh

[itsmyturnonthegender]

[nativenews]

Never Again is Now

[skinmousedarchive]

this is a strong contender for the funniest post i have ever seen in my life

[official-boob-posts]

cis people are just out in the world saying shit aren’t they

[sourcreammachine]

dragging the twink kicking and screaming to top surgery to cleanse him of his bottomly ways

[demilypyro]

Word of mouth really kept me away from Scott Pilgrim for like a decade cause I was told it's this shitty book aimed at incels and he's a pedo and then I read it recently cause of the netflix anime and it's like "this guy sucks and all his friends barely tolerate him and he's trying to feel like a big man by leading on a 17 year old girl he's not actually interested in and everyone including the narrative acknowledges that that's pathetic and he should grow up. anyway let's explore how men see women as a means to their own self actualization but fail to acknowledge that they have lives of their own" like wow this is the book yall were talking about?

[demilypyro]

Canadian Breaking Bad

[sadgi]

ouuurgggggg cube that ate a lemon

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cube that ate a bee

[rubber-fucky-isopod]

cube that ate a cheese

[mousidy]

if you change your gender on the exact frame someone misgenders you, you'll perform a perfect parry and they will become transgender

[modernbaseball]

Can all the tumblr homosexuals agree to stop buying chick fil a. It's so depressing that across the board lgbt people and supporters are indifferent to chick fil a and feel fine buying it. Can we at least stigmatize it here

[modernbaseball]

For those who actually like chick fil a sauce and refuse to boycott because of that:

It's ranch dressing, honey mustard, and barbecue sauce. Now free yourself

[stobotnikblewup-deactivated2025]

[propaganda-inc]

Fuck Chick-fil-A. That homophobic chicken isn't even that good, y'all are literally simping over chicken that tastes like it was made at a White cookout

[vergess]

The sauce:

Copycat Chick fil A Sauce Recipe

Chick-fil-A Sauce is a delicious cross between honey mustard and bbq that tastes even better than the original. Being able to make this amaz

The chicken (deep fried):

Chick-Fil-A Spicy Chicken Sandwich Recipe

Enjoy a delicious Chick-fil-a Spicy Chicken Sandwich anytime you want at home. This copycat recipe is easy to make and so tasty.

Air fryer version:

Air Fryer Copycat Chick Fil A Sandwich

Air Fryer Copycat Chick Fil A Sandwich is juicy chicken that is super crispy in every bite. It tastes just like the real thing!

Fresh lemonade:

Chick Fil A Lemonade Recipe - CopyKat Recipes

Chick Fil A Lemonade is sweet, tart, and deliciously refreshing. Get the easy copycat recipe and learn how to make lemonade with lemon juice

Lemonade milkshake:

Chick Fil A Lemonade

Make your own homemade Chick Fil A Frosted Lemonade at home. Enjoy this summer treat any time of year. #chickFilA #copycat #lemonade

Whatever thing you love at chikfila you can make yourself fairly trivially (if! you are able to cook! which I know not everyone can).

Simply look for a "copycat recipe" for the item, eg, "chikfila copycat chicken recipe."

There are literally thousands of extremely dedicated food bloggers out there who have long ago perfected there at home versions of stuff.

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Chik Fil A contributes to groups who think trans people should be forcibly sterilised

No chicken is that fucking good

[streetlightsontheriver]

The founder is still, like, actively spending his money to block the Equality Act, just in case anyone was under the impression they donated to homophobic legalized torture organizations, got called out, and stopped being homophobic somehow.

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[cloudstation]

gonna tell you the truth brother. this is not a sentence I love to hear from the writer of a show

[blue-cat-shitposts]

Oh no.

Oh, you motherfuckers. You did not. You did not just do that.

FUCK. FINE, ALRIGHT, I’LL TRANSLATE IT

B I T C H

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[nyamafriend]

nothing weve posted are even firecrackers compared to this fucking atomic bomb of a post

[petitelappin]

This child who came to my house tonight is literally the funniest human being on the planet. She complimented me on having both lollipops and mini Three Musketeers available because "a lot of houses these days don't give you a fruit flavor option." She was very solemn about this.

[eirichele]

no like imagine being a legendary voice actor bringing a character to life yourself for like 20 years and they cast some homophobe in his normal speaking voice for the big screen debut nintendo needs to pay charles martinet an apology of like a billion dollars and i am so serious

[uncanny-tranny]

Transphobes who say their pronouns are beep/boop or something else in their bio underestimate my willingness to adhere to those pronouns

[jouskadevil-blog-deactivated202]

I love the normalization of neopronouns for this reason. Transphobes are just gonna get their "ironic" pronouns used and respected lmao. Neopronouns users were so based for doing this.

[butts-bouncing-on-the-beltway]

A classmate in undergrad once tried to test me by claiming she would only agree to respect nonbinary pronouns if I used Her Majesty as pronouns for her.

She lasted 2 days before she realized I had absolutely zero problem doing exactly that and was too embarrassed to ever argue with me about pronouns in class again.

[gallusrostromegalus]

When I was working at the greenhouse, one of my coworkers was getting flustered because he was a Proper Gentleman who called everyone "Sir" or "Ma'am" and was getting genuinely heated that there wasn't a gender-neutral honorific for nonbinary people like me.

"Well, you could always call me 'Your Majesty'." I said.

As a Joke.

Because in addition to looking and sounding like an older Yosemitie Sam, he took me Extremely Seriously and addressed me as "Your Majesty" for the rest of the summer. Which was hysterical because it was things like "Your Majesty? Where is the fungicide?" and *gestures at me* "You'll have to as Their Majesty about the tomatoes." He also would call every single person he could not immediately identify the gender of "Your Majesty" and also everyone that had neon hair.

So yes, you should absolutely rigorously adhere to someone's pronouns (Especially if they're unusual pronouns), because it's respectful, because it's clowning on assholes, and because it is fucking delightful.